Entertainment events heat up: Significant increase in viewership across the border
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Beshawar(NSN): In light of frequent air-vacuum formations and bursts in presence of light bulbs, increase djinn activity and other beyond the grave action, the viewership and interest in these events has increased to significant levels.
Sports betting establishments are not taking notice of this intense interest, which has recently overtaken cricket due to dismal performances by the south asian teams. It seems that even insignificant little details as to whether a message will be found on a leg on a certain date ( agency report ), or which respected functionary will acquire the custodianship of 72 of the fairest ( agency report ). Currently, May 24 seems to the bookies choice for the next leg-papyrus finding, and odds of 16/23 were being offered on Justice Iftikhar issuing an indent for the 72 in may.
Pubs in Bangalore, Kerala are doing brisk business by organizing parties, and raves with djinn and air-vacuum themes. Fake air-vacuum bursts, and pub employees in djinn and houri costumes are often the prime attractions. Mock processions, flag and effigy burning, as well as stone throwings are organized at premium functions. Pirated CDs and DVDs of these events are being sold by pavement vendors.
Despite being officially banned, its easy to find cable operators providing extensive coverage of these events. "We find it very entertaining", said Ram Prasad (who uses only two names), adding that, "conservative society here does not provide too many other options for young people to enhoy".
Meanwhile, investors there have also started using the hawala rackets in dubai and UAE to speculate in the jannat stock exchange. Indices in jannat markets for houri related stocks, and bulb and air-vacuum machine manufacturing industry in laHore stock exchange are at all time high. Investors are concerned that the market may drop any time demand of air vacuum increases across the border disrupting the fair and tight demand-supply situation here.
The foreign office has repeatedly protested to authorities across the border that in the absence of full implementation of SAFTA, as well as houri and jannat related products not being on the approved list, the popularity of these products across the border is an unfriendly gesture. A response to the official appeals is awaited.
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