Showing posts with label across the border. Show all posts
Showing posts with label across the border. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

If only there was cooperation

As you know if only the enlightened could moderate the neighbors, if only the media would cooperate in spreading the enlightenment.

The masses are enlightened
KARACHI- Parents, Teachers, Religious Scholors,NGO and Media can play a vital role against the curse of narcotics. This was said by the Waseem Akther Advisor to CM Sindh on Home during a walk on International Anti Narcotics Day which organized by Anti Narcotics Force.
Addressing to the participant of the walk Mr Waseem said narcotics is a curse for the society and it affects the good minds and added that 4 million people were addict of drugs in Pakistan which was a concerned.
And that number is so small simply because neighbors are not cooperating

Moderate drought due to supply drying up
Federal Minister for Narcotics Control Ghaus Bux Khan Mehar said that Afghan government was not playing due role in drug eradication campaign at international level and that was the reason Afghanistan was one of the largest heroin producing countries in the world.

To a question about the possibility of smuggling of the chemical from India into Afghanitan through Afghan Transit Trade, the minister said that they were helpless in this connection as they could not open the containers going to Afghanistan through Afghan Transit Trade.
Don't worry people, its a market economy everywhere in the neighborhood now. It may inflate prices a little, but we hear there has been a bumper harvest this year!!

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Friendship games planned with Afganistan

The Germans play a friendship match (and lose) and ahead of the planned regional friendly games. While buzkashi may not get its due this time, the stock of 72 of the Phairest, Inc. is bound to sky-rocket.
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Scores of heavily armed Afghan troops and fighters from special border police units-’determined, professional and evidently spoiling for a fight-gathered around their senior officers for orders. Artillerymen waited beside their 122mm field guns hidden among the mulberry groves.
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Germany suffered its biggest loss in Afghanistan since 2003 on Saturday when three soldiers and about six Afghan civilians were killed in a suicide blast in a normally calm northern town.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

On the supjekt of entertaynmand

Entertainment events heat up: Significant increase in viewership across the border
Our cultural cupboard, NSN

Beshawar(NSN): In light of frequent air-vacuum formations and bursts in presence of light bulbs, increase djinn activity and other beyond the grave action, the viewership and interest in these events has increased to significant levels.

Sports betting establishments are not taking notice of this intense interest, which has recently overtaken cricket due to dismal performances by the south asian teams. It seems that even insignificant little details as to whether a message will be found on a leg on a certain date ( agency report ), or which respected functionary will acquire the custodianship of 72 of the fairest ( agency report ). Currently, May 24 seems to the bookies choice for the next leg-papyrus finding, and odds of 16/23 were being offered on Justice Iftikhar issuing an indent for the 72 in may.

Pubs in Bangalore, Kerala are doing brisk business by organizing parties, and raves with djinn and air-vacuum themes. Fake air-vacuum bursts, and pub employees in djinn and houri costumes are often the prime attractions. Mock processions, flag and effigy burning, as well as stone throwings are organized at premium functions. Pirated CDs and DVDs of these events are being sold by pavement vendors.

Despite being officially banned, its easy to find cable operators providing extensive coverage of these events. "We find it very entertaining", said Ram Prasad (who uses only two names), adding that, "conservative society here does not provide too many other options for young people to enhoy".

Meanwhile, investors there have also started using the hawala rackets in dubai and UAE to speculate in the jannat stock exchange. Indices in jannat markets for houri related stocks, and bulb and air-vacuum machine manufacturing industry in laHore stock exchange are at all time high. Investors are concerned that the market may drop any time demand of air vacuum increases across the border disrupting the fair and tight demand-supply situation here.

The foreign office has repeatedly protested to authorities across the border that in the absence of full implementation of SAFTA, as well as houri and jannat related products not being on the approved list, the popularity of these products across the border is an unfriendly gesture. A response to the official appeals is awaited.

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