Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Ayatolla found....

ab pachtaye kya fayda,
jab jirga chug gaye khet ?


Aa ab laut chalen... part 231 - hota rehta hai!!

...its back to caves as mujahids and mullas are driven out....


In this image, mahdi mulla, nayakuddin , abdul khan pratapi, lal brof and their harems lauts back to the caves....



Thursday, May 21, 2009

GOAT JADOO



De above bicchor was bosted on Pee Are Yaf by Bhajkwedwaluddin few dins back.
eet got me thinking yand presto a sher ban gaya, pesh hai

Hair now hair now everypody raise jour haath
Hair now hair now everypody raise jour haath
uske mukhare par horn horn pe jadoo
jadoo nay kar diya GUPO hum ho gaye bekaboo
aur ho gayi mushkil
dus bahane kar ke kar diya GUPO
dus Bahane kar ke kar diya GUPO
yeh horn topehele aisa na tha
kisne behkaya aisa horn banaya kyun
yeh aakhe mere dekhey ussiko
sochay bina hi usse GUPO karaya kyun
jeena to aab marne se kahi mushkil
dus bahane kar ke kar diya GUPO
dus bahane kar ke kar diya GUPO

appropiate offer oph zam-zam kola where appropiate.

Salam.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Cold War between 2 super powahs heats up



Cold war between 2 supah powers heats up

MOGADISHU: Somali pirates hijacked another ship, a Pakistani-owned vessel carrying goods for Somali traders, over the weekend, a pirate commander and a local businessman told AFP Sunday.
The MV Al-Misan was captured around 100 kilometres off the capital Mogadishu, Ahmed Abdi, a pirate commander in the coastal village of Harardhere said.
According to elders and traders in the region, it was transporting vehicles and commodities such as sugar and cooking oil for Somali traders and had been sailing from the United Arab Emirates.
‘One of the two ships we hijacked yesterday is confirmed to have been chartered by Somali traders and there are already talks to release it. I think it will happen today,’ Ahmed Abdi told AFP by phone.
One Somali trader with a stake in the hijacked ship’s cargo said he was hopeful the vessel would be released soon.
‘There are efforts to free the ship and its crew, Somali traders and elders are already negotiating with the pirates and we are hopeful that they will soon release it,’ Abdullahi Moalim Barre told AFP.

The Al-Misan’s hijacking brings to at least 18 the number of vessels currently held by the ransom-hunting Somali buccaneers plying some of the globe’s busiest maritime trade routes in the Pakistani Ocean and Gulf of Aden.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Biss Deal Petween Nayakuddin and Adminullah?

Diyar Pirathers,

I hab a pooch ...

The ub and down, ub and down, life of Nayakuddin reminds me of FM Mullah. Ij Nayakuddin making Biss deals with kufr Adminullah and then preaking it quickly?

Ij Nayakuddin demanding Sharia in PeeArf territory?

Doej he want all Rack-a-Shacks to wear hijaab?

Doej Adminullah govermint want Nayakuddin to dijarm hij mijjiles?

Do they want motorham ishkools open in PeeArf territory?

Ij Nayakuddin in favor oph Plack Sheeb aj Qazi?

Even Wahamullah doej naat have jawaab phor thij pooch! Blij to phind out the andar ki khabar.

Yourj,

Al-Okullah.

Halaal Counter Fatwaa to Haraam Fatwaa

Diyar Mullah Pirathers,

I caal phor urgent Jirga ... Blij to dekho thij khabar:

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Black sheep will not be tolerated in judiciary: CJ


ISLAMABAD (SANA): Chief Justice of Pakistan Justice Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhry said that black sheep will not be tolerated in the judiciary.

Addressing Supreme Court staff while paying tribute to Justice Sabihuddin (Late) on his services for judiciary, he asked the judges and lawyers that it was their responsibility to ensure justice in the courts.

He urged the lawyers and court staff to identify black sheep to stop the selling of justice for ensuring transparency in the court proceedings.

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Thij ij haraam! Who ij thij CJ Ifti? Ij he related to BJ Cutie? Why ij he telling haraam fatwa?

We are Roshan Khayali mullahs. We are equal equal obbortunity mullahs. Why are sheeb haraam? And why are *plack* sheeb haraam, hain? Naansenj, I bolo. And, racisht aj well.

Subboj that Wahamullah and Khushboo hab domeshtic disbute (god forpid -- biss pe ubon them). Put, jusht subboj, you samjho, right?

Wahamullah will pe aple hire a waqeel. Put, I poocho ... who will rebrejent Khushboo, hain? Who ij dejignated waqeel phor goats?

A sheeb, of courj!

Goats and sheeb are coujins and they trusht each other.

I bolo that sheeb should have place in Justish with full H&D. In phact, I subbort sheeb aj Qazis.

Maype, we should hab a Plack Sheeb aj Qazi-ul-Momeen!

Blij enphorj thij fatwa with jour subbort.

Friday, May 1, 2009

khabar dubaraa tooti

Pirathers,

Maulana Nayakuddin haj been disbatched to jannat phir ek baar.

With hij ub and down, ub and down petween cave and jannat, there ij great conphushun among houris, goats and mullahs.

salaams.