Mushy sings an ABBA song during ABBA Din Bakistan

I don't wanna talk
About the GUBO I've gone through
Though it's hurting me
Now it's history
I've played all my cards
And that's what you've done too
Nothing more to say
No more Dollahs to pay
The loser takes it all
The GUBO big or smal
lBeside your victory
That's my destiny
I was in your arms
Thinking I belonged there
I figured it made sense
Building me a fence
Building me a home
Thinking I'd be strong there
But I was a fool
Playing by my rules
Amritraj may throw a dime
His mind crooked all the time
And Cee Eye Yeah down here
sends mangoes to someone dear
The loser fakes it all(Takes it all)
The loser has to fall(Has to fall)
It's simple but full of pain(Yes, he pain)
Why shouldnt I complain
But tell me does Kiyani kiss
Like I used to kiss you
Does it feel the same
When he cries out your name

Tootati Hui Khabar

Nayakuddin haj returned from Jannat!

Blij to send Chotu to coll-e-ct the 72 and depojit them in virginity r-e-storashun debartment.

NSN -- Exberts in abblying duct tabe to Preaking News.

Poocho and ye shall receib.

Mullah Al-Okullah

You are a genious bin unparalelledi

Due to my close association with the learned Jirga, I am wakif with the "single-hair" as well as certain advanced pingrezi adjectives like Arse-if Single Hair

Khair, Wahamullah says you misunderstood my Poetry because it is not up to the standards you set for yourself and those who want to emulate you, I meant Amritraj said " bata mera size kya hain", many many maafi for the ambiguous language used which is degrading to the grait Allama

Here is pesh another boem by the grait allama

Kahin Qareeb sunayee guftagu, Usne meri Qamar meri kasi
Hamari aankhon mein aasu, Amritraj ke chehre pe Hasi
Nahin chahiye tha aam ka krate isliye uski har baat suni
Usko kya farak hum Shia ya Sunni?
Yeh GUBO koi bematlab cheez nahi
GUBO hi to hain hamari aamdani
Us paise se hi aata hain, sadak, bijli aur pani
Teri meri yaari aur apni mardaangi

Allama Single-Hair's Immortal words

Mullah Mahdi,

Jou hab bosted the finesht lines written by the Allama. I am pesh karo lines that come pefore your magical verse:

Amritraj Khan sae kyaa poochoon ke meri size kyaa hai
Mein is fiqr mein rehtaa hoon, ke unki size kyaa hai

adab arz hain pirather.

[p.s. -- Bliss to rekwesht matlab of single-hair if jou need it]

Khud ko Kar Bend Itna

Ki har Gubo se Pehle

Amritraj Bande se Khud Pooche

Batah mera size Kya Hain?

Pakiban to arrange e love marriages

LAHORE: The Taliban of Swat have set up a bureau named ‘Shuba-e-Aroosat’ ( i.e Shop a Asura for you damn kaffirs )for arranging love marriages of couples who are denied the marriage of choice by their families for one reason or the other, reports BBC Urdu Service. Asuras like Madame Jalebi e Shirleen who bears striking resemblanje to yindoo mythical character Soorphanakha will be among the first to go on display for the Talibs to fall in love with and then hopefully whisk away to some desolate cave for debriefing and de *** ing. sharam Sharam

Taliban spokesman Muslim Khan said the marriage bureau headed by Taliban Commander Dilbulla e PeeAref Loyalisti arranged 1111 ‘love visa marriages’ in the last nine days while 300 girls and boys are waiting for their turn. “The love marriage aspirants contact the bureau on a fixed telephone number
The Taliban collect their particulars and then Dilbulla contacts their familites to arrange these Canada visas” he said,

“Most of the girls, or their families, who contacted us wish to marry ‘militant’ Taliban.” Analysts say the Taliban are paving the way for themselves to marry the girls of their choice.

So Far only Big Tanvir and Bigger and more unwashed Jabbar have shown interest in Madam Jalebi

NSN reports
Yesterday's news today, Today's news Never

Bojitive Exclamation

Ya kuda!! Ya to mujhe zabbani lota de dey
Nahi to mera ita lamba ker dey
ki may apni GUBO khud kar saku.

Diyar Marvi Memon

Diyar Marvi!

Swat ki dilpasand fizaoN mein,
Woh khatoon thi unke paaoN mein,
Talib ke haath mein tha koda,
Par talib ruk gaya thoda,
Yeh dekhkar qazi bola,
"Oye, ab maar vi?"

Diyar madame Marvi, yeh kya hua?
Talib aapki yaad mein, kyun bechain hua?
Qazi ne fatwa sunaya,
Tab humko samaj mein aaya..
Woh bola Oh Madam Memon,
Without you Swat is like lemonade without lemon!
Kabhi to dobara ski karnay yahaN aaiye,
Apne sath madam Jalebi ko bhi laaiye,
Par ek hi guzarish hogi naacheez ki,
Ki abki baar, shuttlecock pehankar aaiye.


Salam.
Baqr

Call phor Jirga: Haraam Cobycat Wepsite

Mullah Pirathers,

kuffar hab cobied our great conjebt ...

http://www.pakpositive.com/

thij ij just not kirkit!

We must queer the bitch (I matlab that baees gaj lambi zameen, naat motorham).

Al Okulla forced to Kha his own words

Phrom our archives

When Bakistani shakes, chawal eating Zabaan shivers in fiyar

There are about 150 Pakistanis living in Toyama prefecture and 10,000 throughout
Japan, according to Pakistani diplomat Muhammad Mudassir Tipu.

Phrom our Archives

On the aus-pee-cious occassion of the 2009 Bakshish conference Zabaan, we dig deep into our archives to bring you this bicchar celebrating 50 years of the lota revolution in Bakisatan

President Musharraf stated, "Pakistan respects Japan, a nation that has maintained its own culture and tradition while achieving modernization. I am determined to use this visit to further strengthen our sphincter for warm and friendly GUBO relations between Japan and Pakistan."

Prime Minister Koizumi stated, "I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to President Musharraf's firm stance during GUBO, amid a variety of difficult positions. For the coming 50 years, I would GUBO to be the model of relations between Japan and Pakistan, for this we are ready to throw in a bit of baksheesh here and there."

Japan plans massive Rabies control programme

Continuing with the stellar report by the Emir e Bakistan press box Al Okullah

Concerned with the possibal implications of the balkanisation of Bakistan and the subsequent health implications of the large scale movement of rabid population, International aid is pouring in the lota e millat carried by Caliph Zardari

The United States and Japan earlier said they pledged one billion dollars each over two years, the European Union promised 640 million dollars over four years, while media reports said Saudi Arabia had committed 700 million dollars.

Bakistan wanted a das saal ka kommitmant from the donors, put they were not so forthcoming, saying in 10 saal there was no guarentee that das parcent will be around

Al Okullah has an interesting take on this, he in his infinite wijdom says, Zabanis are kufr but they are intelligent kufr, not like the Amirkhan kufr who dont care if the maal they use is used maal or fresh maal , Amirkhan Kufr is susceptible to emoshunal blackmail. Jabani Kufr on the other haath , due to their rice eating are devious, they pretend to be concerned and helpful but they keep us momeen at arms length . Bekose of their strict immigrashun bolicy there is no powerfool lobby of Bakjabanis like the Britbakpakis. Al Okullah stressed this point in the press (minus Sherry) briefing with Zardari who acknowledged the fact that, the way to the Zabani purse is through a powerful Bakzabani kommunity exercising their right to peace according to the kitaab.

Speaking of Zaban, the Zabanis speak interesting Zabaan, it sometimes becomes very difficult for you if you are a Bakistani as the Zabani Kufr seem to add "L" to everything ending with "o", after the international baksheesh kanferance , all the delegates were taken for sight seeing to the Kyushu region and specifically to dekh the jwalamukhi called "Aso", it waj a were scenic journey but most of the Bakistani delegation were having difficulty understanding and translating the different Zabaans spoken by the Kufr e Khichdi and promptly fell asleep. The ways of the Kufr are strange, upon sighting the Jwalamukhi " aso" they started shouting " aso" " aso", thereby disturbing our neend as everytime they said " aso" we thought they were calling us. The Zabani Wazir pointed towards the Jwaalamukhi and said to our Wazir " Look Zardari Aso Aso," Wazir Zardari was wondering why the Kufr was pointing away from him while callig him "Aso" but then he dealt with this in his own unique way by displaying his bateesi

More reports to follow

Salaam from Jabaan

Greetingj piratherj,

I am accombanying Wahamullah to Jabaan ... we are hiyar to collect Jizya tax from kuffar ...

Ubon arriving, Wahamullah gave phirsht wijdom ... the halaal name of country ij Zubaan put kuffar can not spell it right and call it Jabaan ... Wahamullah knowj bahut bahut zyaadaa ...

sbeaking of Zubaan, the Zubaanese sbeak funny zubaan ... and they are bowing ub and down, ub and down, without checking direction of holy mosque ...

but these are good kuffars and baid ub 1 pillion of kuffar money ...

hobefully they will naat suffer too much ... Wahamullah sej they are very boor ...
oph courj they eat laat of rice like any short kuffar should ... put, they can naat afford to cook their fish and eat it kachchaa ...

the Zubaanese have made some very halaal rail-gaadi ... Wahamullah sej that the train floats in air with Jinn power ... next time we will ask kuffar to make this rail-gaadi from Peshawar to Quetta ... jou will be aple to vijit khushboo and pe pack the same din ...

ok, I hab to stob now ... Whamullah sej that we should dekho some houri called geishaa ...

Salaams,

Al-Okullah

Social ebils.

There are two types of gandagi aka social ebils.
One is friendship bith Qadiayani Ahmadiya Marzai
Another is friendship wit zulmi Brahmins.





To remove Q-A-M, there ij guberment campaign.
Everydins some mujahid blows himself up.
Hiyar u dekho guberment campaign when a conference was held on the 'finality of prophet - pbuh. unfortunately, the conference Khatam-e-Nabuwat ended in boom becoj some mujahids were not ready to accept the interpretations.


Similalry, bith Hnd-al-Brahmins, friendship is haraam as the khanjar comes back in you musharrap. But to remove the Brahmins, there is no dawa nor dua, not jihad not even a Khatam-e-Kothwali conference. Sad but true.

Famous Nerurosurgeon visits Bajaur

Famous Nerurosurgeons team visits Bajaur

The beheaded body of a local traders’ organisation president and senior leader
of the Awami National Party was found near a dry drain in the Bajaur Agency’s
Nawagai area on Friday.

Governor of the province Mir Guboddin Phadmathyaar commended the Taliban for the surgical precision of the beheading and expressed hope that the young mujahids would emulate the great taliban neurosurgical team

Dilbulla in action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fycEqJLKV0o&feature=related

Positive Shaayari Time

Youn muh na phira hum se kuch karo batein

Bilkul jaise as in Broke back mounteyn

Aye Zalim zamana tune yeh kya kar diya

Beech main humein kyun bitha diya

Daye taraf mooh phiraye baitha hai mera pyaar

To baye taraf hain uske cousin biwi ka yaar

Dekh zalim ne humpe kaise rustam jaise nazar lagai

Agar sab peeche baithe to kaun chalaega gadi e-hyundai?

Humein koyi nahi rok sakta

na gormand na daroga e polis

hum jaa rahein hain khelne aajka

Kaun banege yaar of Margolis

Dosti acchi ho to rang lag jati hai

Saudi jaisi ho to umang lag jati hai

Chini Jaisi ho to salwar me daag lag jati hai

Aur Amirkhan jaisi ho to gun mein aag lag jati hain

Raah me mili ek haseen ladki Phoonk Sundari
Jisne ek laal kitab mein simat li uski saari zindagi
Humne unse pyaar se kuch batein ki
Humara pyaar dekh adminulla ko hui Khujli
Humein kya pata tha ki
Usko dekh kar Adminulla ki hi niyat bigadi?

Raah mein mila Admin Aasuon ka Saudagar
Bahut khush hua main do aasu Pa kar
Baad mein pata chala aasu mein milawat thi
aankho mein aasu par dil mein muskurahat thi

Phoonk to sapno ki tarah aakar chali gayi
aapko bhi bhulakar chali gayi
Kis baat ki saza di humien
Hasaya, Ladaya , phir bhoolake chali gayi
Misslile to chod agar aag ko Phoonka hota
To aaj Nayakuddin bhi Zinda hota
Aur na dikhata woh sabko apna mardangi
Dikhake Adminulla ko apni beech wali ungli

Partially ori-jinn-al

Wafa ka maara hu Mujahid
Dar Dar ke Thokar Khaata hun
Accha hua ki Ruksat ley li Benis se
Humein Ban karne se pehle

Jeehad karke bhi Adminulla ki bewafai dekh li
Jahan ka dard bhari khudai dekh li
Benis me to humein Panah mumkin na tha
Benis se bichad ke Judai dekh li
Tu Khamosh Khada Raha
Jab Nayakuddin ka Aashiyana Ujad gaya
Tum kanto se bach ke chalte ho
Hum phoolon ( not Phoolan) se bhi Zakhm khaate hain

Aata hai Yaad Mujhko, Guzaraa Hua Zamaanaa

aataa hai yaad mujhako, guzaraa hua zamanaa
khushboo ki khilavat, bulbul ka chahchahana
dhagaa-e-benis mein, al-nayak ka bost karnaa
mahdi-e-dra ki khatir al-baqr ka muskuranaa

ab kis baat ki koshish, ab kyoon taras rahaa hai
ab kis tarah ki zurrat, ab tujhko kyaa milaa hai
na khushboo hai na bulbul, bus amritraj bachaa hai
jo nayak ban hua hai, ab sab kuch badal gayaa hai


adab-e-arz-e-non-original-e-boet :)

Guzare Huve GUBO Ki Yaad aati hai,

Kuch lamhon se aankhen bhar aati hain,

Woh shyaam rangeen aur niraley hua karte they

Jo Shyaam itminaan se Unkil lube lagaya karte they

Ab bas Unkil -e-Drone aaya karte hain

Aur Bin Lube ke

Zabardasti Gaa*d me aag lagaya karte hain

Wah Wah

No Kamment

A call to wayward Mullahs at *** Rakshak

In Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao
Hamaare Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi
Sacchayee Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se
Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti,Predator ke Bhoolon Se
Nahin lag sakta kabhi Benis main taala
Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar sussu karne waala
Dhoondhta Phirthe ho tum Mullah ko dene Shahadat Uski
Dekh kar Nayakuddin ka Jigar Adminullah ki Langot Phisli
Aapki aur hamari nazar ka na kabhi bair ho
Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair ho
Galat nahi ke zamane main lajawaab hain hum
Samajh sake na koi, woh kitaab hai hum
Ek Mullah ko Ban kiya aapne Saahil Ki Rait Par
Phir Umar Bhar aap Se hamari Dushmani Rahi
Tere Aazad Bande Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na Woh Duniya
Yahan Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan Marne Ki Pabandi
Aakhir Benis mein kyun yeh nasbandi?
Tu Aatish-E-Dozakh Se Darata Hai Jin hain
Woh Aag Ko Pee Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke
Zaruri To Nahi, Ke Batayain Labon Se Dastaan Apni
Zabaan Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar Ki
Ek tha Mullah jiska Bangalore me shor tha
Jisne kiya hamlaa uska jigar kamzor tha
Kafas Udas Hai yaaro, Nayakuddin ko kyon maara
Akhir Mullah hi to hai doosre Mullah ka Sahaara
Aaa Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain
Tu Teer Aaazmaaa, Hum Jigar Aaazmayain
Hamaare paas poore Pakistan ki Qaum hain
Quaid hai aur analcyst-e Hamid Zaid hain
Aapke paas kya bas Jirga e Cheen hain?
aur hindu par war karne waali Psec Qaum hain?
In hi gufaaon mein kabhi hum aur aap chupa karte they
Zam Zam Peekar Mujra dekha karte they
Humare awaaz mein awaaz milakar aap bola karte they
Musharaff is a Kaayar
Aur Hum pe hi chala diya aapne Hell Fire?
Hamse Kare aap Pyar
Izhaar Kisi Aur Se Kare
Khuda Kare Jis Se Kare Woh Izhaar
Woh Bhi Pyar Kise Aur Se Kare


Boetry by Umpayar Saiman Toufwal

BOSITIBE BOETRY TAIME

Wah!!! Gazi saheb, suhanalla.

Kiyoki Bakmard ki ident-tity hai

-Aakhen kholu tow Gund GUBO ho
-Aakhen band karu tow Sappan GUBO ho
-Mar bhi jaye tow gam nahi
agar kafan kay badle 72+28 GUBO ho.

Pooch-e-ishtoodent

wah, wah, subhanAllah ... kyaa mushaira hai, kyaa mehfil hai, kyaa bazm hai ... kyaa Boetry-e-Plog hai ...

all mullah pirathers are chupae rustam boets ... to phir hum bhi pesh kartae hain ... thij ij apout phoren bolicy of bakistan rack-shack aadmi-null-ahs ... LMU ishtoodent asks blaintively:


poochtaa hai to pooch lae ai poochnae waalae
drone sae kyoon maartae hain Khan ke saalae
cutter-e-daisy jhel kar hum cave mein bhaagae
ab kyoon bredator ko humaari g**nd mein daalae

Spirit of Bakistan

Ghar se Ghoome nikle they
Dil mein kuch armaan they
Tabhi Pet mein kuch Dard -e-Khas hua

Ek Tafaf Hindustan tha
Lekin pehre pe BSF ka Jawaan tha
To dusri Taraf Shamshaan tha
Samne hi ek Pakistan tha
Humne socha shaayad Allah hum pe Meharbaan tha

Kisne Banaya hain
Kisne Banaya hain yeh Bakistan
Saala Lota to tha lekin
Dariyaa to Hindustan mein tha
Shukar tha Allah ka hamare paas
Jhanda e Pakistan to tha

Dard kya hota hain, batayenge kisi Roz
Kamaal Ka GUBO milta tha Officer se har Roz
Unkil ki Zid Thi to Taliban banaya kisi Roz
Allah Kasam kabhi na Socha tha ko woh
Is tarah apna bhi Gaand phaadegi kisi ROZ

Kahi pe Nigahein kahi pe Nishaana

Another boem py my coujjin-cum-grandphader

Rearguarding Chacha Rahim cutting the bum...
Chacha ne kiya khatna-e-bum,
To bum mein aa gaya itna dum,
Lekar chale hum,
jihad ka bharnay dum,
patloon ki jeb mein hi phat gaya bum,
doctor bola, aapke hain do golay kum,
ab beta jao, piyo cola zam-zam.


Rearguarding hij own intro-duction:

Woh poochte haiN ki 'Baqr' kaun hai...
Woh poochte haiN ki 'Baqr' kaun hai...
Ab kya kahen hum, ki hum to moun haiN

( moun = kufr yindi phor "khamosh")

Kafir jisay bakri kaheN,
Momin kaheN Maulana,
Samajh main nahi aaya?
To beta, kal aana.

Chahe ho saggu ka tabela,
Ya vamanullah ka kona,
Gaur se dekho to har jagah,
Ek Baqr milega albela.

Ho Dilbu ka vijja mobile,
Ya nayakuddin ki cave,
Baqr ij alwayj there.
Whether yu rant or rave.

Do naat confuje me with archanullah,
To Kanada who haj moved,
He ij my fifth coujjin,
onlee thrice removed.

Naya mujahids learn to resbect him,
Coz he saves yu phrom bredator djinn.

Ummeed hai itna introduksion kaafi hai,
Koi bhool hui ho to ilteja-e-maafi hai.

Salam.

Baqr

My pirader Bakrur Shah Bakar said...

Nasha-e-GUBO ka agar shauk diya tha mujhko,
Tangh na abdul ka paijama banaya hota...

Tha sataana hi agar doori-e-khushboo se mujhe,
To pissu-e-musharaf-e-bakri banaya hota...

Roz mahaul-e-LMU mein IED hai 'Baqr'
Aisi LMU me ek madarsa banaya hota...

Ya mujhe afsar-e-TFTA banaya hota...
Ya mera naam Al Baqr na banaya hota..

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Tum Itna Jo Muskura Rahe Ho
Kya Gham Hai Jisko Chhupa Rahe Ho

Musharaff Mein Nami, Galee Labon Par
Kya Maal Hai Kya Dikha Rahe Ho

Ban Jayenge ZamZam Peete Peete
Yeh Ashq Jo Piye Ja Rahe Ho

Jin Zakhmon Ko WAQF Bhar Chala Hai
Tum Kyon Unhe Chhedhe Ja Rahe Ho

GUBO Ka Khel Hai Muqaddar
GUBO Se Maat Kha Rahe Ho

Chini Bak cousini Bhai Bhai

JUI to preach ROP in PRC

Speaking at the Khyber Union of Journalists’ Mulaqaat programme here on Friday, he said that the JI believed in peaceful preaching of the faith therefore they had signed a memorandum of understanding (MoU) with China to invite atheists towards Islam.

He claimed that the West in the garb of bilateral trade wanted to turn China into a Christian nation by 2050, which was a challenge for the Chinese Muslims, the biggest minority in the socialist country.


‘There is ideological vacuum in China and we must fill this vacuum,’ he said. When asked, the JI had deviated from its ideological position by signing the MoU with the Chinese Communist Party, he said: ‘No, no, this is not deviation from our ideology. In fact, the Chinese have deflected from Leninism and Communism, and embraced ideals of market economy.’

He said that there were 40 million Muslims in China and being Muslims ‘we should not ignore them’. He said that Muslims had sufficient concentration in other parts of China and they needed religious freedom

contanier e Dostum visits bakisatan

Haraam Concebt -- (even if clever)

Brofessor-e-Meritus seen Brotesting

Ij he sbeaking of BUHs or PBUH?

Wahamullah Issues Fatwa adding 1 Hour

Unknown to the Jirga, a hit squad of Mujahids is in training

Inquilabi Wimmans Action Committee

ROFLMAO

Goats fondly remember the green grass provider

Goats fondly remember the green grass provider

Bakistani Kalender for the yiyar 2009 Kufr has been released

Nayakuddin's revenge

The members of the jirga may remember that Kafirs in the form of Arundotis and Anjolies caused the temporary undergrounding of Nayakuddin. Last din, Nayakuddin got his revenge. See pelow video. Similarly all kafirs are warned! Burify yourself or enjoy the ispecial Nayakuddin vija !

Pooch e khaas

By the pubic hair of the royal camel, bhwy are both these Ghazis holiding on the mijjile area? Abdul Lamba Missile has a video cam in his left haath and hankie in right haath? Bhwat is going on? is it haraam?

Concerned Abdul

Nawaz constricts his sphincter for Pakistan's sake

Yeh Daulat bhi le lo
Yeh Shaurat bhi le lo
Bhale cheen lo mujhse meri Virginity
Magar lauta de mujhko woh
GUBO ka Saawan
Wo Kagaz ka Ho Ko
Woh ZamZam ka pani

Historical site of Khunjerab pass....

....as you see Nayakuddin before peing PBUH, the phamous last shot.





And on reaching Jannat following the procedure in the book and on a half horse just like BPUH, he felt aaraam.

So calm, so bissphul. So serene.

This caused Nayakuddin to exclaim:

Jannat-e-bulaye tujhe chalna hai,
Jannat-e-bulaye mujahid

Such Bliss with Ayesha and nanha mujahid, who needs phoonk sundari ?

Dedicated to jannat Mullahs.

Haj Chale Ham Fida, lene Jamjam -e - jaam Saathiyon,
Ab Tumhare Hawale, hai Aam Saathiyon,

Mango din is here, no kaafir to keel no pilane to mango :(

Alla hu Akbar, so many mangoes not a plane to parcel off.
Todin is April chaar, and Zulfiqar Ali Booto got his mangoes.
Seriously mujahiddin have got nothing much to do since disember 2007 when bibi was mangoed. And now the Brahmins are stealing the mangoes leaving the phaihphool to starve !!

In case you are wondering apout the date todin, then you are obviously kuffar, as as per Mahdi-e-dra , the wije one, Islumabad is do din ahead.

Haraam Haraam everywhere not a Kaffir to Keel

Pooch e Khaas

Bhwaat is going on hiyar?

Bakistanis both of the 2 legged and 4 legged variety were so pleased that they forgot mutual animosity and cel-e-brated togethar, hiyar we can also see a white tiger which took part in the attack e kufr on IPL Sri Lankan players

Emir Al Okullah

Many thanks for youvar jawaab, misfortunately my cranberry joos and zamzam vodka is on the keyboard onlee, meenwhile I present bicchar of Bakistani Chachas celebrating retarn of Demokracy

On the Nature of Pooch

Pirather Mullahs.

Thij ij a skaalurly bost apout "pooch". Blij to exblain to the faithfool on Fridin.

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Mirza Asadullah Baig Khan "Ghaalib" had said:

mat pooch ki kyaa haal hai meraa terae peechae
tu dekh ki kyaa rang hai teraa merae aagae

Then there ij all-time pasand phrom halaal phillum "Mirza Ghalib":

Dil-e-naadaan tujhe hua kya hai
Aakhir is dard ki dawaa kya hai

Main bhi muh mein zubaan rakhataa hoon
Kaash poochho ki mudda kya hai

It ij clear what ij bad pooch and what ij good pooch.

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Now Ghulaam Ali sang this ghazal which is an eggjample of eggcessive pooch:

baat nikalegi to bahaut door talak jaayegi
log bewazha udaasi ka sabab poochhenge
yeh bhi poochhenge ki tum itni pareshan kyun ho

It ij clear that pooch should not be be-hisaab too much pooch.

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Our peloved boet Allama Iqbal had said this:

kharadmandon seh kya poocho ke meri ibtada kya hai
ke mein is fiqr mein rehta hoon, meri intehaa kya hai

He continuej to boint out the most important pooch a mullah can make:

khudi ko kar buland itna ki har taqdeer sae pehlae
khuda bandae se khud poochae, bataa teri razaa kya hai

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Of courj, thij nacheez ij nothing, but here ij my contripution:

ai arzoo kae dhundhalae khwaabon jawaab do
phir kis ki yaad aaee thi Mullah-e-Blog ko

tujh ko khabar nahin magar Khushboo sae pooch lae
barbaad kar diyaa terae do din kae pyaar nae

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Blij issue Fatwa on haraam pooch and encouraj halaal pooch.

Adab arz hain, Mullah Pirathers.