Friday, April 17, 2009

Salaam from Jabaan

Greetingj piratherj,

I am accombanying Wahamullah to Jabaan ... we are hiyar to collect Jizya tax from kuffar ...

Ubon arriving, Wahamullah gave phirsht wijdom ... the halaal name of country ij Zubaan put kuffar can not spell it right and call it Jabaan ... Wahamullah knowj bahut bahut zyaadaa ...

sbeaking of Zubaan, the Zubaanese sbeak funny zubaan ... and they are bowing ub and down, ub and down, without checking direction of holy mosque ...

but these are good kuffars and baid ub 1 pillion of kuffar money ...

hobefully they will naat suffer too much ... Wahamullah sej they are very boor ...
oph courj they eat laat of rice like any short kuffar should ... put, they can naat afford to cook their fish and eat it kachchaa ...

the Zubaanese have made some very halaal rail-gaadi ... Wahamullah sej that the train floats in air with Jinn power ... next time we will ask kuffar to make this rail-gaadi from Peshawar to Quetta ... jou will be aple to vijit khushboo and pe pack the same din ...

ok, I hab to stob now ... Whamullah sej that we should dekho some houri called geishaa ...

Salaams,

Al-Okullah

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