Continuing with the stellar report by the Emir e Bakistan press box Al Okullah
Concerned with the possibal implications of the balkanisation of Bakistan and the subsequent health implications of the large scale movement of rabid population, International aid is pouring in the lota e millat carried by Caliph Zardari
The United States and Japan earlier said they pledged one billion dollars each over two years, the European Union promised 640 million dollars over four years, while media reports said Saudi Arabia had committed 700 million dollars.
Bakistan wanted a das saal ka kommitmant from the donors, put they were not so forthcoming, saying in 10 saal there was no guarentee that das parcent will be around
Al Okullah has an interesting take on this, he in his infinite wijdom says, Zabanis are kufr but they are intelligent kufr, not like the Amirkhan kufr who dont care if the maal they use is used maal or fresh maal , Amirkhan Kufr is susceptible to emoshunal blackmail. Jabani Kufr on the other haath , due to their rice eating are devious, they pretend to be concerned and helpful but they keep us momeen at arms length . Bekose of their strict immigrashun bolicy there is no powerfool lobby of Bakjabanis like the Britbakpakis. Al Okullah stressed this point in the press (minus Sherry) briefing with Zardari who acknowledged the fact that, the way to the Zabani purse is through a powerful Bakzabani kommunity exercising their right to peace according to the kitaab.
Speaking of Zaban, the Zabanis speak interesting Zabaan, it sometimes becomes very difficult for you if you are a Bakistani as the Zabani Kufr seem to add "L" to everything ending with "o", after the international baksheesh kanferance , all the delegates were taken for sight seeing to the Kyushu region and specifically to dekh the jwalamukhi called "Aso", it waj a were scenic journey but most of the Bakistani delegation were having difficulty understanding and translating the different Zabaans spoken by the Kufr e Khichdi and promptly fell asleep. The ways of the Kufr are strange, upon sighting the Jwalamukhi " aso" they started shouting " aso" " aso", thereby disturbing our neend as everytime they said " aso" we thought they were calling us. The Zabani Wazir pointed towards the Jwaalamukhi and said to our Wazir " Look Zardari Aso Aso," Wazir Zardari was wondering why the Kufr was pointing away from him while callig him "Aso" but then he dealt with this in his own unique way by displaying his bateesi
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