Pakiban to arrange e love marriages

LAHORE: The Taliban of Swat have set up a bureau named ‘Shuba-e-Aroosat’ ( i.e Shop a Asura for you damn kaffirs )for arranging love marriages of couples who are denied the marriage of choice by their families for one reason or the other, reports BBC Urdu Service. Asuras like Madame Jalebi e Shirleen who bears striking resemblanje to yindoo mythical character Soorphanakha will be among the first to go on display for the Talibs to fall in love with and then hopefully whisk away to some desolate cave for debriefing and de *** ing. sharam Sharam

Taliban spokesman Muslim Khan said the marriage bureau headed by Taliban Commander Dilbulla e PeeAref Loyalisti arranged 1111 ‘love visa marriages’ in the last nine days while 300 girls and boys are waiting for their turn. “The love marriage aspirants contact the bureau on a fixed telephone number
The Taliban collect their particulars and then Dilbulla contacts their familites to arrange these Canada visas” he said,

“Most of the girls, or their families, who contacted us wish to marry ‘militant’ Taliban.” Analysts say the Taliban are paving the way for themselves to marry the girls of their choice.

So Far only Big Tanvir and Bigger and more unwashed Jabbar have shown interest in Madam Jalebi

NSN reports
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