Saturday, May 2, 2009

Halaal Counter Fatwaa to Haraam Fatwaa

Diyar Mullah Pirathers,

I caal phor urgent Jirga ... Blij to dekho thij khabar:

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Black sheep will not be tolerated in judiciary: CJ


ISLAMABAD (SANA): Chief Justice of Pakistan Justice Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhry said that black sheep will not be tolerated in the judiciary.

Addressing Supreme Court staff while paying tribute to Justice Sabihuddin (Late) on his services for judiciary, he asked the judges and lawyers that it was their responsibility to ensure justice in the courts.

He urged the lawyers and court staff to identify black sheep to stop the selling of justice for ensuring transparency in the court proceedings.

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Thij ij haraam! Who ij thij CJ Ifti? Ij he related to BJ Cutie? Why ij he telling haraam fatwa?

We are Roshan Khayali mullahs. We are equal equal obbortunity mullahs. Why are sheeb haraam? And why are *plack* sheeb haraam, hain? Naansenj, I bolo. And, racisht aj well.

Subboj that Wahamullah and Khushboo hab domeshtic disbute (god forpid -- biss pe ubon them). Put, jusht subboj, you samjho, right?

Wahamullah will pe aple hire a waqeel. Put, I poocho ... who will rebrejent Khushboo, hain? Who ij dejignated waqeel phor goats?

A sheeb, of courj!

Goats and sheeb are coujins and they trusht each other.

I bolo that sheeb should have place in Justish with full H&D. In phact, I subbort sheeb aj Qazis.

Maype, we should hab a Plack Sheeb aj Qazi-ul-Momeen!

Blij enphorj thij fatwa with jour subbort.

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