my diyar birader al jharkhandi
welcome back from your travels to the bosom of your nation and ummah. i like the way you are thinking. I can help. Come to the musharraf gate of jamia hafsa as i have instructed al nayakuddin to do after dark, there you shall be met and advised in all manner of ways regarding the houri market.
we have a lot of experience in these matters, and a lot of stock. We may allow you to sample. As they say, jo nahin khaye woh pachtaye, aur joh khaye, woh to khush ho jaye, or words to that effect.
If you prefer something more modern, we can accomodate you in auntie shamim's accomodations further up the street. She and I have a good understanding after our recent 'discussions' at the JHM (Jamia Hafsa Madrassah). Or if you prefer something more traditional, we have some good goat farms a short drive out of the city.
But please do swing by at the musharraf gate, we have some very hot stock tips for you that will warm your tips. All at very reasonable prices.
Looking forward to seeing you here!
yours
lalmareech al mastani
