Wimmen's throwing to many tantrums: ulema koncerned

Wimmen's should know their blace
Iamanass Reechh, via NSN

Aj you kan see. Wimmen's have been throwing too many tantrums of late. Now I would be the first berson to kommend my wimmens for peing heard when sboken to, dont get me wrong, put this is too much. First, you have this:

Missus Bakhtiar, decides to have fun. Now abhter sitting on the lab of the habby unnamed stranger, without any koncern for the faith or religion, she is komplaining and throwing tantrums.

The ulema had rebektbhully asked her to sit and home and look abhter her children. Frankly, any other wimmens would get stoned for much less.

She decided, aj is kommon theje days, to defie. And to defile. Hello? What ij this world coming to. Tomorrow a judge would be asking the prejident to take off his uniform, and in the court, no less!!
(I like the no less bit, in case you haven't noticed, what?).

She told reuters, as reborted by The Age , and I quote, "We don't need to be intimidated by these people". Now since when have fatwas pekome intimidashun? And why does she go on telling theje things to the bhoreigners?

She ij the minister of tourijm. She needs to bromote tourijm. Why kauje all this damaje to the imaje of the kountree. I ask you.

So we have to take a stand. Aj a community, no less. More so, she should have understood when her rejignation for the barty bost was signed for her. She should have written the other letter her self. She did not.



Now that letter is written. But instead of giving it to the BM, a ladies man, she hands it over to the sekeretary. Now what ij the latter good for in the hands of boor sekeretary. The whole thing smells of a konsbiracy. A very pad konspiracy.

Missus Bakhtiyar needs to rekognize the valiant efforts of the students of the lal masjid. They are doing such good work. She is bring the whole mood down, not to menshun the damage to the kontries image. Aj recently as yesterday, the lal masjid boys and wimmens had said, “The government will have to give up it hybokritical bolicee.” And he ij right. Since when have bakistani wimmens wanted to go land on the north bole, or jumb out of blanes?

The writer ij a sindikated koumnist (no less!!)
He ij brought to us via kultural desk, NSN.