What to do when you have an earthquake

If you have a fairly good sized earthquake with large quantities, its best to order in. Things you might want delivered for free (from canada, no less. here is a chance to start that conversation for your visa application!!) :

1. Split air conditioners - these work really well in your medium sized tent. They are sort of essential in the mountains where it gets really hot
2. Special jeeps - now where would you be with lots of air conditioners, and no way to show the missus around?
3. Washing machines and fans - these are essential commodity items. your personal slaves have probably run away by now, and you are risking losing the missus if you think she will wash your underpants after that downhill skiing session you are so fond of.

Be sure to order in quantity. Earthquakes dont come around every thursday!!

“We have recovered 12 special jeeps, 500 tents, six refrigerated containers, 44 split air-conditioners, 44 portable toilets, generators, cooking range, hundreds of heaters, washing machines, fans and furniture from the seized containers,”