Every now and then, we all need a shoulder to cry upon..

Bloomberg is reporting that Northern Flight Infantry has imparted training on Islamabad police, which is now doing downhill cross country skiing in the summer.

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"The Red Mosque clerics have released all the policemen they had taken hostage from outside their seminaries,'' Tariq Azeem, the junior minister for information and broadcasting, said in a telephone interview today. "There was no need for use of force."

Of course, not. The force is reserved for speculating in the stock of 72 of the Phairest, Inc. by befriending those who are now called miscreants , reports Anatolian Times:

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"Four miscreants were killed when security forces launched an operation to bust a terrorist training camp at Zargarkhel. Helicopters were also there," Arshad told AFP.

Something happens the same day as the Post Chronicle publishes :

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Pakistan Says No Al-Qaida Base In Country By Staff May 21, 2007 Pakistan said Monday there is no al-Qaida base in the country and dismissed reports of U.S. agents tracing Osama bin Laden to its territory.

See this is a different kind of speculation.

And now for something completely different! The Pink Times is unhappy:

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Trans man jailed in Pakistan over marriage Mr Raj had given a sworn statement that he was a man and complained that his wife’s relatives and the police were threatening them with "dire consequences" if they didn’t divorce. The court had then called the bride's father, Tariq Hussain, who testified that Raj was a woman. Mr Hussain urged the court to annul Mr Raj’s September marriage to his 26-year-old daughter, saying it was against Islam.

An air vacuum bursts near Interior Minister Aftab Ahmed Khan Sherpao's home, and the number of oil tankers travelling in air vacuum pockets during the day reached a new record of 10.

A man we know very well expresses his desire to express his grief in tears.

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“That will be a day of grief for me if these lies and deception triumph over truth and reality ... That will be a very sad day for Pakistan and the point where I will cry,” he said. He insisted the party could still win year-end parliamentary elections.

He said that army is testing the best pillow for him to cry on, already.

Meanwhile, a hard working student of air vacuum technology was prevented from furthering his education with practical training.

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The accused was said to be on a bicycle and was, therefore, easily chased and nabbed. However, his one accomplice, also on a bicycle, escaped. Saeed and his accomplice had allegedly planted the bomb in front of the music shop before fleeing on bicycles.

Other interns are now requesting better modes of transport.