Sports teams of the Punjab Police

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Punjab police play havoc with Sports Complex ISLAMABAD - The police force, which was called to the federal capital for an operation against ‘Lal Masjid’ has played havoc with the most peaceful place, Pakistan Sports Complex.

Of course, when in Rome, do as the Romans do. They are staying at a sports complex, no less!! So, the policemen are playing. Anyway, the operation is not until ever-after anyway, so if they passing time by playing, I don't see any harm in it.

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Pakistani student accused of cutting Sikh teenager's hair NEW YORK - A Pakistani student at a New York City high school was arrested Friday after he was accused of cutting hair of a fellow Sikh teenager.

This, I dont understand. If you are at home, no one can be a barber, but step on the shores of liberty and everyone is Scissorhands.

Meanwhile, lets start a karo-kari counter, on today may 27. This is purely a sporting event, later we will have a contest on how long it will take the counter to reach various limits.

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Man pays for wife's travel to jannat SUKKUR: A man sent off his wife to jannat over Karo-Kari in the village of Bahoo Sabzoi in the jurisdiction of the B-Section police of the Kandhkot district late on Friday night. Later, he fled.

What do you mean fled? Downhill skiing, yes. Tactical brilliance, plenty. But never has anyone from this land been know to flee. In no tense, do we flee. The man has retreated. Tactical maneuver onlee.

This is probably a prelude to the canadian visa application:

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Finding the missing Rani Two years have been passed but there are still no clues about the whereabouts of Shagufta Rani, wife of Qasier Sagheer Alam, who had claimed that his wife was kidnapped by Inspector Pervez Iqbal and others on May 24, 2005. Since then, Alam has moved heaven and earth to get his wife recovered. The woeful story of Alam began when he contracted court marriage to his beloved Rani in Karachi. However, the latter’s family did not approve of this match. It is alleged that the family used negative tactics against the young couple and influential family members backed by police officer, Iqbal, not only kidnapped Rani, but later claimed that she was killed.

No, wait. Its that jannat bit again. { K_K_Counter = 2 ; /* 5/27 */ }

Lastly, we have this grand news.

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Urdu as a vehicle to express scientific thoughts Literary prowess is not limited to any particular field of knowledge and it is possible to use Urdu as the vehicle to compose and express the scientific thoughts and achievement. The narration in Urdu verse and prose could be presented in such a way that the reader or the listener enjoys it immensely in addition to acquiring latest knowledge in science and technology.

Left out this one, sorry. { K_K_Counter = 3; /* 5/27 */ }

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Husband pays for new bride's travel A recently-wed woman was sent to jannat early by her husband in Korangi police limits on Saturday. Nadia, 18, wife of Ghulam Mohammad was stabbed playfully by her husband after a quarrel at her residence 512, Bilal Colony, Sector 8/B. Later, Mohammad fled while Nadia was swimming in the pool (of blood).

Lies, lies, all lies - at least the "fled" bit. And secondly, how many times have we to say that the 30 day money back guarantee on new goods is absolutely essential. If only, she could be returned, this would not have been necessary.