The Learned Respond

When asked:
mullah Mahdi-e-dra wrote:

Quote:

The truth has emerged. http://www.rediff.com/news/2007/may/31pak1.htm Over one lakh suicide bombers in Pak: cleric

What are the rest 159.9 milion?

The Learned Grand Maulvi Enqyooobuddin has responded:

AllahoAkbar! Kaffirs are so naive. They ask "Where are the other 151.9 million"?

Do you know how many beebal it take (even Bakistanis) phor Jehad?

1. Bum making: 13 million
2. 15 million Insurance claim adjustars (have to take bibi of bum shaheed to Brophejar Hafeez Saeed aphter bum because shaheed now with 72 houris, no need phor bibi)

3. 1 million Kendo Stix manuphacturers, mostly in Sialkot.

4. 3400 bum-fillers (used to make Adidas football in Faisalabad)

5. 100 million mullahs.

6. 7,200,000 houris-in-training phor the 100,000 bums-in-training.

7. 1 million Jirga Judges.

8. 20 million Jirga Enphorjars (all qualified phor giving Canadian Visa and 100 stribes).

9. 200,000 Jarnails in Baki Fauj

10. 540,000 downhill racers. (Baki Fauj)