Misinphormed newj media reborted that Cheney vijit was apout Talipan in Aphghan-e-stan. Thij ij hillaryaj. Talipan is main reajan that D1ck Cheney's corborate stock holdings are rijing while everypody elje's eej tanking. More and more orders coming in to D1ck's Bolished Mijjiles Inc (DBMI) phor 150mm Mark 30 MudHut Plaster Mijjiles at cheap $1.2M each, D1ck's Auto and Humvee Rebairs, D1ck's Recruiting Bosters Inc., etc. etc.
REAL reajon phor D1ck's arrival in 'Pindi was that CEO Gola summoned him. To demand closure/renaming oph R-o-R and Y-e-M. It had become known that brayers and AK-47 training was going down in Binori Madarssa because little Talipans were all logging on to internet and browjing some kufr phorum called PeeAref, and reading theej threadj phor the REAL culcharel nawlidj. ONLY source phor accurate (Bakistani) interbretashun oph real Bakistani Enlightened Nuclear Ijlam.
Maulavis comblaining. No one sleebing any more in long sermons apout "Death to Great Satan" - in fact no one prejent at all. No one going around looking angry at Great Satan or SDRE yindoos. Instead, all HABBY apout great advanjment oph SuberBower Bakistan. Bity phor declining Not-So-Great Satan and even love phor Yindoostan, at least phor Begum Mandy-e-Ra Pedi and Begum Sonee-al Gandy. Demand phor tickets on "Sam-Jhoota Exprej" very big, so very diphikult phor ISI Agent to get sleebar accomodashun, even with only one light, sloshing suitcase each.
Eeph this keebs ub, brosbekt phor D1ck-Musharraf Al-Lianj very dim. Taliban may simbly stay in Multan and browse the 'web. Esbeshally aphter rumor running rambant that bikchars of not-so-houris are availabal on internet phor phree. With faces UNCOVERED!!!
Brejident Gola rejeeved many pleats oph comblaint phrom Neglected Bakr-e-Pakistan who are threatening to phorm new bolitical barty. Very phrightening. NBePP can eejily win elecshuns, because M-e-M, MQM, PeePeePee, J-e-M, H-U-M, PML, and all other barties will vote phor candidates like
Brincejj Ayesha Sultana e- Multani
Begum Fowzul Hidaya e Peshawari, shown with face demurely covered ber brober custom
and Empress Meherunneesa Begum e Khyber
aljo bojing brobarly with face and other critical parts oph anatomy demurely covered.
NNN Investigative Rebort, philed Faisalabad Sundin, Safar 4, 1428.
