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| PINGLISH ONLEE HOBE TO SAVE LONDONISTAN- Brestijiuj Pritish Think Tank |
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| "Angreji can no longer be dekh as a single language, but more as a phamily of languages," said Sam Jones, co-author of the rebort. |
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| The rebort said that instead of naughty, bubils could be told to stop being a badmash and canteens might advertise machi-chips and Roh Afza besides the conventional description of fish and chips and ale |
NSN reports:
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| 7 people were wounded, 8 of them critically, during the celebrations in Lahore and Peshawar upon the release of this report. Police attributed most of the injuries to bullets falling from space, after the gentle folk fired into the air |
