I shall neber again comitt mishtake of challanging the truth. Butt unphortunately, a tragedy has occured... as I was trying to smuggle some goats phor yoo through the kaffir built Ishlam-bad aaiyar-port... well, joo reed for jourself...
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| ROOSTERS: A Binori Madrassah Institute of Higher Mathematics student was arrested today at Ishlam-bad International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator and some goats. Following standard practise, he was sold to the United States for $0.72 at the 'miscreant exchange' of Karachi. Upon his arrival in the United States, at a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious “Al-gebra Movement”. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of “Math Instruction”. ” Al-gebra is a problem for us,” Gonzales said. “They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like ‘x’ and ‘y’ and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns’, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country." As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, ‘There are 3 sides to every triangle.” When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes. I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line." President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their plane on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex." Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks." |
Iee shall be phree on baand soon... Iee will be late for klaas tomorow. Pleej be merciful as the angels in the 7th dimension of the 4th cloud of the 5th heaven...
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