Pakistanis dislike being captured
Sulaiman bin Hidayath Al-Beshawari
Monday, 05 March 2007
Lahore (NSN): Pakistanis strongly disapprove of being captured. An overwhelming majority of 83 percent has opposed being arrested, captured, intercepted, incarcerated or otherwise rendered useless. The other seventeen percent were not available for this poll as they were in different stages of capture by legal authorities of Pakistan or more likely the world beyond.
Getting arrested or captured beats getting killed on the job by a wide margin of 47 percent. Pakistanis would much rather get killed than spend a night at the chowki with their own country man. This was surprising for a country of down hill skiers, and reflected on the state of the countries incarceration system. Sexual exploitation (and fear of impotency afterwards) were the leading reasons for the fear.
In particular, Pakistanis have expressed dislike for being arrested in Pakistan and United States (which had same score), followed closely by India, and surprisingly China. Chinese methods of interrogation seem to have ruffled the feathers of the traditional camaraderie that is claimed to be deeper than the sea.
Israel lead the favorable countries for capture, where capture under any circumstances is likely to make more money for the arrested back home than any possible trade or profession they might ever work in.
Deportation was also deplored. It seems Pakistanis least like to be deported from United States, followed by the UK, and the European Union. India captured the position for the most favorable country to be deported from, as the local intelligence agencies are not likely to torture you if you are deported from India. Those deported from United States usually get a debriefing session from the ISI followed by routine torture, or even in the most favorable case intelligence shadowing for at least a year. Chances of recapture are also the greatest if you are once deported from the States.
The author of the study, Professor Mushahid Hussain of Punjab University, Lahore, also noted that states were ranked in the order of least pleasant places to live in Pakistan and did not produce a statistically significant different score. Given the large sample size of the study, the professor recommended leaving Pakistan as the best option for whoever can still get out. In particular, the north, west and eastern parts of the country were considered bad. Capture by the Indian Coast guard brought down the scores for the south.
Pakistanis have created history recently by being arrested on terrorism charges in all UN member nations.
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