jawaab to Pooch

Diyar Mullah Mahdi-e-dra,

Blij to not embarraj thij nacheez mullah. I dekho towards Mullah Wahamullah for guidanj and he brovidej bhisdom.

I conjulted him apout your most perp-e-lexing pooch. He waj quick ... like the horse Al-Burack that the Brophet (BPUH) rode on ... no, the horse ij not related to Al-Obama ... that ij haraam concebt ... put, I digr-e-ss ...

anyway, Wahamullah waj quick ... he said "Motorham ij Halaal put Abdul ij Haraam" ...

I waj floored ... naat floored like haraam ROFL put just floored without rolling ... no haraam laughing for that matter either ... (there ij a haddee-teeth that sej a good mullah doej naat ROFL) ... put, I digr-e-ss again ...

so, I poocho, "how so?" ... he sej the jawaab liej in how the eyes are bointed ... halaal way ij for eyes to pe bointed downward ... Motorham ij looking down in halaal fashion ... so ij Abdul #2 ... put, Abdul #1 ij not ... in phact, he ij "scobing" motorham's sharam sharam ...

Once again Wahamullah comej to the rescue oph conphused mullahs ... naat rescue like in Lahore Bolis Ek-Aadmi ... put rescue aj in giving bhisdom ...

many salaams ...

A Pooch to Al Okullah bin Ghazi

I have always konjidared Al Okulla bin Ghazi as one of the most intelligent Maulanas around, his knawledge surpasses that of Photochor khan and Mullah Mohammed Omar combined
This image has had me scratching my beard and Sharam sharam since I saw it yesterdin, in the Ulema-e Dawakhana I can see a nurse Motorhama, isnt it haraam for her to nurse mards who are not relatives, now if one of these Ghayal faujis tapaks and becomes SAW ko Pyaara, will he have Jannath naseeb?

Brave Bakistani Fauji displaying the elite SSG tactic

Open Zip>> About Turn>> Downhilll Ski left right left right

The Elite Black Sheep Commode-e-os of the Baki fauj phyrring in the air to celebrate victory over dark forces

Mullah Beard is in for one hell of a debriefing session

obbortunity for LMU skaalerj

Blij to disblay your knaalij and issue fatwas here:

http://dawntravelshow.com/dawnforum/2009/03/30/how-can-lahore-be-secured-against-terrorist-attacks/comment-page-21/#comment-789

Wahamullah ij my herrow. He haj dekho so much. He ij bointing out to me how haraam kuffar driving phast phast. Kuffar's god is not abbroving. Blij brovide jawaab to bicchar:

Diyar Mullah Mahdi-e-dra,

Welcome pack to Plog. Jour grief at Mullah Nayakuddin's shahadaat ij samajh-able. Put, let us make Allah ki Qasam to bost bojitive neuj only. I am bosting the all time favorite bicchar oph our pirathers ...

Bakistans cell-e-brating removal of kirkit in India...

....also spot kaffir spy Embrayer Hair pelow right kona raising single pinger.

Kaffir Rehmaan Shahla, a designer soon to be swatted...

....while real Rehmaan Sherry Pressmehboob will progress as she is 100% islamic.

Riyal wimmin protest at the campus,

....vow to teach kafirs a danda lesshun.

NSN Expose: Kafir students exposed in nayakuddin's shahadat

.... and here the links to two kafir ishtudents and one kothwal now stands exposed.

More Negative effects of Nayakuddin's Shahadath

Taking advantage of the confusion and lack of law and order following the treacherous attack on Nayakuddin, wimmen in Bakistan have been shamelessly displaying forearms,anklesm, foreheads and even daring to venture out without pious male relatives, some wimmen followers of Ekta Kapoor Terrorist gang and Brinda Karat Lal Jhanda gang held a rally in Lahore to demand Nayakuddin's reinstatement with full honours

Architectural Blunder corrected..partially

The leaning Minar e Jinnah,
The architect forgot to factor in the golay that usually go with the minar when minar-e-jinnah was constructed in 1951, years of economic downturn prevented this abberation from being corrected. Finally under the WOT economic stimulus package funds were released for the correction of this architectural blunder the result is seen below




Independent auditors allege that while funds were released for the construction of 2 golay to go with the minar, the contractor constructed only one Gola and pocketed the rest of the money, when contacted by NSN for comments, the contractor Ali Ahmed Pragmati said " So what, even Hitler had one"

Pak Army Jarnail testing out the new lean and mean Al Khali suicide tank

Houris unemployed after being thrown out of Pee Aref by snooty adminullahs who only permit Arundathis to enter the premises

Yoga was invented in Bakistan

Challenging the western notion that yoga as something that came out of India, eminent historian Irfan Has-Boobs bin Redagenti has released the findings of his research into ancient Pakaryan practices which conclusively proves that Yoga was practiced by Pak Aryans even before the white aryans from caspian sea came to learn Arabic geometry from them.
In his thesis titled Critical Research and Analysis of Pakaryans CRAP, he points out at practices like the one pictured above which the local Pakaryan Abduls call " motion aasana" were being practiced since time immemorial, motion aasana is known to have life saving benefits and the Pak Army routinely practices this aasana regardless of whom they surrender to, squatting on the ground with hands raised closely mimicing the burr hole position( minus the lota) in known to save lives and provide livelyhood to neybourhood dhobis, in one such display 93313 Pakistani soldiers led by motion aasana guru Jarnail Niazi performed this aasana in Dhaka in 1971 which prompted Bangladesh to declare Independence from Kaffir India.

Analysis oph Nayakuddin Lysis

NSN(Deep Analysis Desk)Aphter very many raat yand din ispending iskratching peard,
here is da rebort.

Phirst Mulla Nayakuddin(BBUH)as opposed to PBUH irked bargaydear R. by klaiming komlade BJC as kutty:as in she dog: Bargaydear R enlisted yindoo agent provokateur SK(PBUH) who incite Mulla Nayakuddin, this infuriatingly inciting bost eej promptly
deleted by bgd R aphter eet eej ascertained dat Mulla Nayakuddin has read da post,
to add masala to da matter he (bgd R) post a one liner yand latter on edit it as
many liner.Klaiming ismileys hurt his Ayeshas tender sensibilities,:IRONY ALERT:yand bog down mucho bandwith.


(point to be noted) bgd R do not delete Mulla Nayakuddin's reply bost, onlee SK bost.

so on yand so forth, da end as eet eej known ended with mulla Nayakuddin enforced
R & R at Bayjing indoor kite phlying kombeteshun.

(point to be noted) bgd R did not have da kourage to announce eet himself, he used another AdM(suspected WKK)Ri.This in turn makes this reborter wonder, how many AdMs ganged up aganst Da good Mulla Nayakuddin.

NSN (T.N.T.)

Mullah Nayakuddin's kaffan has finally reached Jannath
Hiyar in the bicchar we can also see some double agent NSN reporters shedding magammach ke aansu for the departed soul

Addressing reporters in Jannath, mullah Nayakuddin expressed pleasure over the circumstances under which he achieved shahadath and said that the has no regrets and given a chance he would do it again, he also refused to raise his middle ungli to salute the predators

Forum Standards Auditors have reported a 400% rise in the quality of discussions at Pee Aref after the exit of Mullah Nayakuddin, niyarly 400 of the 400 wimman and chakkas interviewed expressed satisfaction over the predator strike on Nayakuddin

I am also noting that Lahala al guth has posted his condolences, what needs to be critically examined is the circumstances under which Mullah Nayakuddin's cave was painted with infra red pointers and then fired upon( what ever happened to the " I will see to it that nothing happens to him" comment) it is onlee a pointer towards the fuchar, if the Kangress comes back to power then Benis mullahs can kiss their back sides Khuda hafiz.
This cave shall remain open forever for all mullahs regardless of their post count on Pee Aref, in Islam all are equals, no casteist upper caste Adminullahs here to discriminate and no low IQ predators who need to strain their brains to understand the spirit of the images or articles posted here

Pakistan Pain da butt, Nayakuddin we are proud of you

NSN Flashback : Happier times....

...when abduls tended to goats and Brahmins tended to their work! Allahs , now in times of kuffar recess-ion, Brahmins want the goats too. Anywaj, hiyar is two shaheed mullahs of LMU, Mullah Master Madi-e-dra and Mullah Master Nayak-udin in younger and tender days of LMU.

NSN exclujibs: Truth pehind Nayakudin's shahadat

NSN crasspondent in PRF complex:

It now emerges that serial katils who were peehind Nayakuddin's musharraf wanted to get his phamed perfumed goat Ayesha - the phriendliest to perform phor themselves.

Hiyar you see Munafiq psaiko-bin-pervertin playng with Nayakuddin's favrite little goat using kafir techniques of bandage-sadogoatism. More details later. At the time of going to press, no PRF bibi was availabil to testify like Sherrie motorhama.

Shaheed Nayakulla Bin Singapori Al Bengaluri

Grand adminulla Rehman Bin Di haj bromijed a re-pirth for Nayakulla soon. Bhat a kuffr idea? Shaheed momeen go too jannat immediately aphtar shahadath. Aam abduls await kiyamat in theyar greyvj. Ijlam does naatt peelive in re-pirthj.

But may pee, Nayakulla was natt shaheed, but onlee injarred in the hellphyrr. May pee the piouj mulla bhill re appear in his hideoutj soon, bettar than the brevious glory!

Kort marjial for the haraam jernail!! 100 stripes for the haraam kaafirj whoo supported the jernail.

Lahalla Al Gulth
Lahore

Allah hu Akbar

Diyar Mullahs, Maulanas and Supreme Mullah Allah-ok-Ullah bin Ghazi

Continuing on the saga of Mullah Nayakuddin, it is emerging now that some Bicchars and comments posted by the late Mullah (PBUH)were not to the liking of snooty adminullahs and wait for this ..wimman, Mullah Nayakuddin was halaled for many reasons one being his posts in L&M dhaaga and Nukkad dhaaga ********Edited*****anti wimman and below the istandard of the forum, the standard which is set by the likes of Saikulla bin Bhramos-e Thread killer.
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It is very sad to see that the forum catering to the sensitivities of Arundhatis and "poojas"( the mullahs can remember her from the current affaris board)
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Mullah Nayakuddin has arrived in Jannath and is currently busy trying to figure out which houri to start with, there is a feast-e-Hariyali kebabs to celebrate his arrival here, all are invited, Jallads with or without their ego and wimmans too( provided they come accompanied by 4 pious adminullahs who are also their relatives and preferably not cousins or cousin in laws)

many salaams pirathers,

Let us cel-e-brate shahadat of mullah nayakuddin.

He will soon pahuncho in jannat where mullah mahdi-e-dra has organijed a sbecial jashn-e-barty in hij honor.

The ishtoodents of LMU should organije events to honor the Professor-e-meritus.

Blij to phyrr some mijjiles from the cave caamplex.

Mullah Nayakuddin ij now a Kati-e-patang in the great skies. May Good Breezes Pe Ubon Him.

Mullah Nayakuddin PBUH

Todin is indeed a sad din in the history of LMU, brave mujahid Nayakuddin went down swinging against the zalim Adminullahs, who once again refused to see logic and mercilessly attacked the unarmed mujahid.
We will continue the haath-jeehard if not from waziristan then from tora bora, no longer will we be held to ransom by the "khatray mein hain" diversion.

Mullah Nayakuddin Biss pee upon you

Julmi kothwal, Mujahid behaal

The prave wimmen of the LMU Komplex tearingly rememper all those who were shaheed when the BRahmins pbuh'ed them and they never returned.

Sprinkle Sprinkle Pigeon Shit
How we Wondar bhwat you are
Up above the sky so high
Like a Paki in the sky