Tuesday, March 31, 2009

jawaab to Pooch

Diyar Mullah Mahdi-e-dra,

Blij to not embarraj thij nacheez mullah. I dekho towards Mullah Wahamullah for guidanj and he brovidej bhisdom.

I conjulted him apout your most perp-e-lexing pooch. He waj quick ... like the horse Al-Burack that the Brophet (BPUH) rode on ... no, the horse ij not related to Al-Obama ... that ij haraam concebt ... put, I digr-e-ss ...

anyway, Wahamullah waj quick ... he said "Motorham ij Halaal put Abdul ij Haraam" ...

I waj floored ... naat floored like haraam ROFL put just floored without rolling ... no haraam laughing for that matter either ... (there ij a haddee-teeth that sej a good mullah doej naat ROFL) ... put, I digr-e-ss again ...

so, I poocho, "how so?" ... he sej the jawaab liej in how the eyes are bointed ... halaal way ij for eyes to pe bointed downward ... Motorham ij looking down in halaal fashion ... so ij Abdul #2 ... put, Abdul #1 ij not ... in phact, he ij "scobing" motorham's sharam sharam ...

Once again Wahamullah comej to the rescue oph conphused mullahs ... naat rescue like in Lahore Bolis Ek-Aadmi ... put rescue aj in giving bhisdom ...

many salaams ...

1 comment:

Wahamullah said...

Wah Wah!! aapka jawaab nahin Al-Okullah ROTFL, It eej a pleasure to read your posts