Friday, March 16, 2007

News reporting from THE resort

As you know, I have resantly travelled to the resort on the bay, lokashun undisklosed. Whan I waj leaving, the PeeAreEbh jirga waj deciding the bhate of our peloved bositive neuz thrad.

It is satisbhactory that the thrad was menshuned onlee honorably in jirga, and yeditors were not required to pass water for tast or bhire tast to brove anything. I am shtil dishartned by the skatering ebhekt this haj had on the bhaitbhul. May the almost-mighty have mercy and restore the eyditars, reborters to bhull strangth again soon.

Bray also bhor an arly and two my vakation in the resort. The managemant haj allowed me onlee limited priviliges, aj you all kan understand.

Meanwhile there ij bositive neuz:

1. Conservative Culture on Display: Hundreds participate in lively discussion

2. Baloch claim separate cultural identity: festivities in progress

3. Komplex approaches needed to protect against cultural invasion

4. Moderation demontrated at local event: better press coverage of local events demanded

5. Batter work opportunities for women in pakistan : UN representative expertise shown ,

and last but most,

6. Canadian visa application forms requested: eligibility acquisition soon

There has been very little enlightenment recently, mostly because of all the noise made by liars (clearly miscreants) trying to project pakistan in bad light. Hopefully, this will not set a precedent for media to spend its time and focus on such frivolous happenings.

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(now with reporters phoren returned, at THE resort, and resort returned and bawshten returned)