2 Kashmiri militants killed
SRINAGAR, July 26: Two Kashmiri militants were killed and seven Indian soldiers wounded in an apparent suicide attack when they stormed a paramilitary forces camp here on Thursday, police said.
While militants routinely attack security posts in their bid to oust India from the Himalayan region, brazen daylight attacks are rare in occupied Srinagar.
Lashkar-i-Taiba, one of the largest of the more than a dozen rebel groups that have been fighting India since 1989, claimed responsibility for the attack in a call to the local news agency, Current News Service.
Showing posts with label journalists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label journalists. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
A un-mis-phortunate mistke onlee
What? No freedom fighters any more? Someone's going to get a long vacation, people.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
NSN insbires brint and elektronik media
On the heels of getting PPC to konsider our style and language suberior, we now have other outlets thinking the same. Here A Guide for service industry (automotive) for visit bakistan year 2007 has been buplished.
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See, we ARE leading a small revolution in jourlaijm.
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Gora Sahib: Then what’s the problem with my passage to the hotel?
The guide: The main arterial thoroughfare linking the airport with the city centre has Suddenly been blocked just before the midnight.
Gora Sahib: Why was it blocked?
The guide: I don’t know.
Gora Sahib: Who blocked it?
The guide: I don’t know that, either.
Gora Sahib: Should we ask someone, some authority, or policeman?
The guide: They don’t know it either.
Gora Sahib: When will the main road be reopened?
The guide: I don’t know.
See, we ARE leading a small revolution in jourlaijm.
Sunday, March 4, 2007
Authoritative romours on demise of R-o-R
Misphortunately, we are told by CEO-Prejidant phor-life-until-lampost that nothing can pee done. Thij ij all rejult oph D1ck Cheney vijit to 'Pindi and demands.
Misinphormed newj media reborted that Cheney vijit was apout Talipan in Aphghan-e-stan. Thij ij hillaryaj. Talipan is main reajan that D1ck Cheney's corborate stock holdings are rijing while everypody elje's eej tanking. More and more orders coming in to D1ck's Bolished Mijjiles Inc (DBMI) phor 150mm Mark 30 MudHut Plaster Mijjiles at cheap $1.2M each, D1ck's Auto and Humvee Rebairs, D1ck's Recruiting Bosters Inc., etc. etc.
REAL reajon phor D1ck's arrival in 'Pindi was that CEO Gola summoned him. To demand closure/renaming oph R-o-R and Y-e-M. It had become known that brayers and AK-47 training was going down in Binori Madarssa because little Talipans were all logging on to internet and browjing some kufr phorum called PeeAref, and reading theej threadj phor the REAL culcharel nawlidj. ONLY source phor accurate (Bakistani) interbretashun oph real Bakistani Enlightened Nuclear Ijlam.
Maulavis comblaining. No one sleebing any more in long sermons apout "Death to Great Satan" - in fact no one prejent at all. No one going around looking angry at Great Satan or SDRE yindoos. Instead, all HABBY apout great advanjment oph SuberBower Bakistan. Bity phor declining Not-So-Great Satan and even love phor Yindoostan, at least phor Begum Mandy-e-Ra Pedi and Begum Sonee-al Gandy. Demand phor tickets on "Sam-Jhoota Exprej" very big, so very diphikult phor ISI Agent to get sleebar accomodashun, even with only one light, sloshing suitcase each.
Eeph this keebs ub, brosbekt phor D1ck-Musharraf Al-Lianj very dim. Taliban may simbly stay in Multan and browse the 'web. Esbeshally aphter rumor running rambant that bikchars of not-so-houris are availabal on internet phor phree. With faces UNCOVERED!!!
Brejident Gola rejeeved many pleats oph comblaint phrom Neglected Bakr-e-Pakistan who are threatening to phorm new bolitical barty. Very phrightening. NBePP can eejily win elecshuns, because M-e-M, MQM, PeePeePee, J-e-M, H-U-M, PML, and all other barties will vote phor candidates like
Brincejj Ayesha Sultana e- Multani
Begum Fowzul Hidaya e Peshawari, shown with face demurely covered ber brober custom
and Empress Meherunneesa Begum e Khyber
aljo bojing brobarly with face and other critical parts oph anatomy demurely covered.
NNN Investigative Rebort, philed Faisalabad Sundin, Safar 4, 1428.
Misinphormed newj media reborted that Cheney vijit was apout Talipan in Aphghan-e-stan. Thij ij hillaryaj. Talipan is main reajan that D1ck Cheney's corborate stock holdings are rijing while everypody elje's eej tanking. More and more orders coming in to D1ck's Bolished Mijjiles Inc (DBMI) phor 150mm Mark 30 MudHut Plaster Mijjiles at cheap $1.2M each, D1ck's Auto and Humvee Rebairs, D1ck's Recruiting Bosters Inc., etc. etc.
REAL reajon phor D1ck's arrival in 'Pindi was that CEO Gola summoned him. To demand closure/renaming oph R-o-R and Y-e-M. It had become known that brayers and AK-47 training was going down in Binori Madarssa because little Talipans were all logging on to internet and browjing some kufr phorum called PeeAref, and reading theej threadj phor the REAL culcharel nawlidj. ONLY source phor accurate (Bakistani) interbretashun oph real Bakistani Enlightened Nuclear Ijlam.
Maulavis comblaining. No one sleebing any more in long sermons apout "Death to Great Satan" - in fact no one prejent at all. No one going around looking angry at Great Satan or SDRE yindoos. Instead, all HABBY apout great advanjment oph SuberBower Bakistan. Bity phor declining Not-So-Great Satan and even love phor Yindoostan, at least phor Begum Mandy-e-Ra Pedi and Begum Sonee-al Gandy. Demand phor tickets on "Sam-Jhoota Exprej" very big, so very diphikult phor ISI Agent to get sleebar accomodashun, even with only one light, sloshing suitcase each.
Eeph this keebs ub, brosbekt phor D1ck-Musharraf Al-Lianj very dim. Taliban may simbly stay in Multan and browse the 'web. Esbeshally aphter rumor running rambant that bikchars of not-so-houris are availabal on internet phor phree. With faces UNCOVERED!!!
Brejident Gola rejeeved many pleats oph comblaint phrom Neglected Bakr-e-Pakistan who are threatening to phorm new bolitical barty. Very phrightening. NBePP can eejily win elecshuns, because M-e-M, MQM, PeePeePee, J-e-M, H-U-M, PML, and all other barties will vote phor candidates like
Brincejj Ayesha Sultana e- Multani
Begum Fowzul Hidaya e Peshawari, shown with face demurely covered ber brober custom
and Empress Meherunneesa Begum e Khyber
aljo bojing brobarly with face and other critical parts oph anatomy demurely covered.
NNN Investigative Rebort, philed Faisalabad Sundin, Safar 4, 1428.
Journalists rally for Rahnuma-o-Rahbar
Journalists rally to demand release of threads: protest renaming
Sulaiman bin Hidayah Al-Beshawari (Quetta wale, applkication pindi, patent pindi)
March 4,2007
Islamabad (NSN): Local and foreign journalists staged a demonstration in Islamabad on Thursday to demand the release of Y-e-M and R-o-R threads who have been languishing in the infamous trash can and lock-up. It is believed that the Y-e-M thread was handed over to the americans and taken to american detention center in Guantanamo.
Y-e-M was unceremoniously detained by government forces in January 2007 allegedly because of problems in its name when NSN reporters mounted a passioned campaign to raise the profile of Pakistan in the news media. Y-e-M and another thread, the R-o-R were attempting to re-enter pulbic limelight at the BRF.
Y-e-M transcripts were later transferred to U.S. custody from Quetta. Y-e-M has since been brought to the U.S. military facility in Guantanamo Bay, where it is being held.
Y-e-M has got one four year old fan and several keen NSN reporters waiting all the time for its return. Since then neither it was indicted or given any tangible relief. Journalists, holding banners and placards inscribed with slogans for Y-e-M release, and R-o-R unlocking gathered outside the building of Islamabad Press Club and chanted slogans against the United States.
The banners and placards carried were inscribed with slogans "Do not rename threads" and "Justice-the only dream for Y-e-M" and "R-o-R we are with you".
We are here to show solidarity with Y-e-M and his friend R-o-R, Shriva-e-Iman, NSN bureau chief told the demonstrators. Representatives of local journalist unions Sulaiman Bin Hidayah Al-Beshawari and Maulvi Mahdi also addressed the demonstration and condemned the years of detention of Y-e-M.
Sulaiman bin Hidayah Al-Beshawari (Quetta wale, applkication pindi, patent pindi)
March 4,2007
Islamabad (NSN): Local and foreign journalists staged a demonstration in Islamabad on Thursday to demand the release of Y-e-M and R-o-R threads who have been languishing in the infamous trash can and lock-up. It is believed that the Y-e-M thread was handed over to the americans and taken to american detention center in Guantanamo.
Y-e-M was unceremoniously detained by government forces in January 2007 allegedly because of problems in its name when NSN reporters mounted a passioned campaign to raise the profile of Pakistan in the news media. Y-e-M and another thread, the R-o-R were attempting to re-enter pulbic limelight at the BRF.
Y-e-M transcripts were later transferred to U.S. custody from Quetta. Y-e-M has since been brought to the U.S. military facility in Guantanamo Bay, where it is being held.
Y-e-M has got one four year old fan and several keen NSN reporters waiting all the time for its return. Since then neither it was indicted or given any tangible relief. Journalists, holding banners and placards inscribed with slogans for Y-e-M release, and R-o-R unlocking gathered outside the building of Islamabad Press Club and chanted slogans against the United States.
The banners and placards carried were inscribed with slogans "Do not rename threads" and "Justice-the only dream for Y-e-M" and "R-o-R we are with you".
We are here to show solidarity with Y-e-M and his friend R-o-R, Shriva-e-Iman, NSN bureau chief told the demonstrators. Representatives of local journalist unions Sulaiman Bin Hidayah Al-Beshawari and Maulvi Mahdi also addressed the demonstration and condemned the years of detention of Y-e-M.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
A jop abblikashun
| mahendra wrote: |
Also, I yam very imbressed by new but yet un-official reborter Sulaiman Al-jharkhandi, I think he should apply to the higher up and aboves at NSN Muridke Head office. |
To:
The Hadithars,
NSN News Agency
LaHore, Islamapad, and other major cities
Supject: Abblikashion for embloymant
Diyar Sirs:
Salaam. Bliss to konsider my abblikashion for bozishiun for the bost of rebortar, kultural. I bromise to wurk hardest to pring wurld wide attenshun to bakistani kulture of kite-flying, goat-rearing, visa abblikashuns, and mizzile bolishing if selected.
Bliss kunsider salary konsummate with exberiyance. A pio-data is included for your repherence.
AoA,
Hidhayath Al-Beshawari
Unyembloyed
aged
ex-reborter for severul nashunal dailies
Pio Data
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Name: Hidayath Al-Beshawari
Age : Old
Sex : Not in some time
Qualifikashions:
Graduate in History, Beshawar
Diploma in Bakistani Languages, Binuri Madarsa
Exberience:
1. Reborter for nashionul daily until late night visit by masked men
2. Using burka to travel aphter that, avoiding all back-channels.
3. Ex-agent for sindikated kolumnists Iask Yamir and M. Shirleen Mazhaki
4. Signibhikant experiyance in kultural reborting inkluding bress awards for reborting kamel feshtival and goat rearing ceremony
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