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Friday, August 1, 2008
Bakistan Suber hero
Bakistan haj a new suber herrow.
Sneak beek of the herrow in hij undies.
Can the jirga name this herrow and list down his subel bowels ?
Oph gourse it ij Haraa(m) Raakit Mard FArTA wale. Mullah Ghazi, he can convert a bharity oph plant broducts into ramjet pheul including but not exhaustive, Mooli, grass, poppy, kela, aalu, goat droppings. Recently there waj an incident bwen he ate something new, and the exhaust gas had some poisonous gases and waj rich in unburnt pheul leading to the phainting of lots oph onlookerj and goats, and vaccum explosions. Everyone thought that a bredator djinn had appeared, until common sense prevailed and beebul sheepishly realijed that raakit mard had misphyrred hij aphter burner during take off.
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Ij it naat Raakit Mard? Oph courj, it should pe Mard-e-Raakit.
Bowerj-e-M-e-R are aj phollows in thij taab secret lisht optained phrom ISI SirChavannee (phigure that one out mullah log):
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Lisht of Bowers in Haraam zubaan:
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1. Can convert kalaa chanaa into Ramjet fuel.
2. Has x-ray vision that can see through Gola's Strategic Plans.
3. Can speak animal tongues, especially Goatee.
4. His suit has chameleon properties (it turns brown in combat situations).
5. And of course, he can instigate the vacuum to burst at a moment's notice.
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Oph gourse it ij Haraa(m) Raakit Mard FArTA wale.
Mullah Ghazi, he can convert a bharity oph plant broducts into ramjet pheul including but not exhaustive, Mooli, grass, poppy, kela, aalu, goat droppings.
Recently there waj an incident bwen he ate something new, and the exhaust gas had some poisonous gases and waj rich in unburnt pheul leading to the phainting of lots oph onlookerj and goats, and vaccum explosions. Everyone thought that a bredator djinn had appeared, until common sense prevailed and beebul sheepishly realijed that raakit mard had misphyrred hij aphter burner during take off.
Me theenks, that neiu heero shuud get his moustache shaved aff. He bill look more pisslaamic
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