Bhaater Bhaater Everybhere

Diyar Jirga,

Theej bicchars are blaying with the dhagaas of my dil.

Aj Allamaa Iqbal Sa'ab said:

aataa hai yaad mujhko guzaraa hua zamaanaa
woh baag ki bahaarein woh sab ka chah-chahaanaa

wah, wah, janaab. kyaa baat-e-bulbul hai yeh bhi. No doubt he waj thinking of benis dhaagaa when he wrote that.

Put, I digress.

There ij a new pesh hai phrom the gora shayar known aj T-e-S-e-Lliot.

Bhaater Bhaater everybhere, chotae miyan did shrink
Bhaater Bhaater everybhere, but naat a draap to drink

I poocho Wahamullah apout thij gora shayar. He explain that gora shayar haj naat phully known phull benis. He ij in takleef apout shrinkage.

I pheel saary phor gora shayar. Maype he ij in need of some goat ka pyaar. InshAllah BNB-NSN ij the answer.