Diyar Jirga,
I pring you taaza khabar phrom land of kuffar. Moob obher Mard-e-Raakit, there ij new shareef in town.
Thij shareef prings hij tareef to gib jou takleef.
It ij naat maloom bhy thij Jaahil-ul-Joker-e-Jurrat ij growing so much muchhad on hij chehra. Somepody said it ij pecause it makes petter JayPeg.
I poocho Wahamullah apout what ij JayPeg?
Wahamullah waj shocked! "Haraam, Haraam", he said, "It ij haraam to drink thij. JayPeg ij pigger than BatialaPeg! "
MashAllah! Wahamullah ij so wije. I hab samajho my lesson.
It ij pest to shtick to ZamZam and abhoid JayPeg. In phact, abhoid all repherenj to thij shareef.
There will alwayj pe thoj who sell jou a Jaali Journey-e-Jannat.
Beace Pe Ubon Jou.
Al-Okullah
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