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Pooch phor da learned Jirga. What a mujaheed without hij mijjile is supposed to do in Jannat? Bliss to answer with multiple joices. (a)....... (b)....... (c)....... Salam
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Diyar Abdul Salim Gadhan Khan,
This is brilliant techknawlaji inbented by LMU ishtoodants. Let me Kuffar bost my kammet in the "Bakistani invents partial suicude bum" dhaaga:
"Diyar Ied-Atar
Doej the partial bummer go to jannath ?"
"Diyar Mullah Al-ok, The prafessars at LMU taught me that during suicide bambing, only that portion that blows up kampletely goes to jannat.
LMU ishtoodants always have smaller bambs in their mijjiles and musharaafs to make sure they enjoy houris and LMU mullahs in jannat.
Diyar Mullahs,
I have Konphirmed that the latest mujahid has reached jannat and is enjoying his houris and the loving attention of breviously shaheedized Mullahs.
Our bhery clever LMU ishtoodant had smaller bambs inside his mijjile and musharaaf and set them off first. Bhile his body was intact, his mijjile was blown to a hajjaar pieces and his musharaaf became as big as Lalprafessar's cave. From his happinej of reaching jannat our mujahid phorgot to switch on the bamb in his belt later."
Praise be upon you(PBUY) mullas, keeleared me konkonphujan, 20 Houris for all of joo. 20 healthy lactating goats for mullas who solve thij pooh from now.
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Diyar Abdul Salim Gadhan Khan,
This is brilliant techknawlaji inbented by LMU ishtoodants. Let me Kuffar bost my kammet in the "Bakistani invents partial suicude bum" dhaaga:
"Diyar Ied-Atar
Doej the partial bummer go to jannath ?"
"Diyar Mullah Al-ok,
The prafessars at LMU taught me that during suicide bambing, only that portion that blows up kampletely goes to jannat.
LMU ishtoodants always have smaller bambs in their mijjiles and musharaafs to make sure they enjoy houris and LMU mullahs in jannat.
Diyar Mullahs,
I have Konphirmed that the latest mujahid has reached jannat and is enjoying his houris and the loving attention of breviously shaheedized Mullahs.
Our bhery clever LMU ishtoodant had smaller bambs inside his mijjile and musharaaf and set them off first. Bhile his body was intact, his mijjile was blown to a hajjaar pieces and his musharaaf became as big as Lalprafessar's cave. From his happinej of reaching jannat our mujahid phorgot to switch on the bamb in his belt later."
Mujahid doesn't need missile in Jannath pekose all the work will be the rear Admiral Jinns
I pelieve that the learned Mullah Gadhan Khan haj mijundersthtood the point of Kaccha Bum.
It ij in phact the mosht halaal dejine phor bum. IT ij making shure that mijjile ij brobelled to jannat phirsht.
Hab you not heard oph "butting jour pest phoot phorwaard"?
Subhanallah,
Maza-e-benis is hiyar! ROTFLMAO!
"butting yaat pest foot forwaard!" wah Al-Okullah!
Praise be upon you(PBUY) mullas,
keeleared me konkonphujan,
20 Houris for all of joo.
20 healthy lactating goats for
mullas who solve thij pooh from now.
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