Sunday, August 3, 2008

Bositively Bositibe Happstance

Diyar B.N.B. Jirga yand learned mempers,
AOA Yand assslamaleykum,
Eye hape notijed during me past week stroll
to da other side oph Wagah, some thing very
bositvely rejoicing okkurance.

Da beoble on da other side are celebrating
this

Blaming the ISI for “masterminding” the suicide attack on Indian embassy in Kabul, US President George W Bush has warned Pakistan of “serious action” if one more attack in Afghanistan or elsewhere is traced back to it.


yand diss

Pakistan Faces Criticism at Regional Summit Over Alleged Terrorism Role


yand diss
Diplomatic discussions continued Sunday on the sidelines of a South Asian leaders' summit concerning the alleged role of Pakistan's intelligence service in recent bombings in Afghanistan and India. VOA correspondent Steve Herman reports from the meeting of the South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation, being held in the Sri Lankan capital, Colombo
.

but dheses ebil beoble hape phorgotten diss

a top U.S. diplomat on Sunday called for the new government of Yousuf Raza Gilani to do more to reign in possible rogue elements of Pakistan's intelligence service.


Richard Boucher, the U.S. assistant secretary of state for central and south Asia, says Pakistan's government is facing "enormous problems" in dealing with extremism and other domestic crises. Boucher says Washington has pledged to help Islamabad "in every way," but the Pakistani government needs to assume greater responsibility.

Yes! Yes! Bakistan will root out kuffar lovers yand haalal dem to jahannum,
den all will be honkey dory yand Yemrikans will keep our gloriously glorious
GUBO relation.
Dem ebil other side wallas don't understand, all dhese khabar apout
Baki Yemirikans souring relashuns eej planted by us onlee.Et eej
designed to soften da halla gulla aphter a ISI agent consumed
too much Kabuli channa yand blew hij mussarraf kaujing lot
oph (desirable) kuffars death.

Iph any birader or biradersj ejj getting depressed by da kaffirs celebrayshuns,
bliss to visit your goat shed. in 6 mahina all will be alright.
yand don't pharget ISI eej CIA, CIA eej ISI.

Salam
NSN (always ahead yand above)

2 comments:

al brazzakh said...

Yes, Mullah Abdul Khan, you are ekdum correct.

Here ij the NSN exclujive of da-briefing.

http://c.imagehost.org/view/0880/debriefing.jpg

Abdul Salim Gadhan Khan said...

aoa Mulla Al Brazzakh, da bicchor
eej showing Wazeer-e-allaa Geelanahi
proctecting hij assets yand eej in
considerable pain, while, Harami,
Rice eej grinning with her both fist
ready.AOA wah! wah! what a bicchor.
NSN Jindabad!
Bakistan Pain in da butt!