Bojitibe Neuj.

Da last phew dins have been very pissphull. Partikularly phor a pissphull
Gadhan rearer like me. phew eggjampools

Bakistan power eej to kost 500 times more

Since Bakistan hape ejaphaied deir GDP, dey hape plenty oph surplus daulat,
derephore to helep deir phellow bakese dey hape agreed to pay more.

Mijjile istrike

soo pissphul, noo?

another istrike

Doo Chini engneer dissown Chinni nationality

such piss, such mehman nawajee, making phoreners
dissowing nationality. Bakistan paindabad!!!!

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Spot the foul!!!

A few posts neeche Wahmullah is extorting the momin wimen to cover up and play assllamic pootball. but look, look the blatant foul of the disbeliever pushing the momin in a sharam-sharam way! bhat is happening in the kantri-side!

Har-aaaarm! Her-arm! Har-aaaarm

Ooh mullah, i cloj my aankh! The sacrrifij of the Lal Majid sistahs and biraders shall not go in vain! Blij t not klick on image

Jhamooriyat in Bakistan

Blij note, now the ayesha ki bakri is on top, Apter kuch mahina the mian manki will be on top, then after kuch mahina the bakri, then..., the madari changes as per mangoo season and the kaarnama must go on.

peeyes: if joo hab any doubt op this , blij klick on goat and read the name of the kaountri on hara tee-shirt!




But i humbly pooch to the wah miyan and the miyan All-ok and all the miyaans, bhy phor ij this place also turning gumnaam pee-tee-tee-tee chee-chee type. Bhat bill bade miyan cartoon wale think? Blij to introspect outside jour goats and anjer in the name of the holi fri-din. Salaams

Bostively Haraam

Forearm and Thigh flashing
Sleeveless Mohtarma
Bismillah ! is thij the Bakistan the Al Quaid wanted?

New Ad-Amin-ulli at PeeArf

Diyar Jinn-e-Musharraf,

Shukriya phor the pooch. Thij ij eajy. No need to dishturp Wahamullah.

Bhaat joo dekho in bicchar ij the new ad-amin-ulli oph Pee-Arf with kendostyx. (Bliss to note old ad-amin-ullah in packground wearing BR t-shirt.)

Al Okullah

b.s. -- py the way, Mullah Detroit Desi made a comepack phor a few bosts. Bhaat ij hij asli pataa phor hij plog?

Pareshaani over now for Jashn

A pooch for the Ghazi Al Okullah

Diyar Ghazee,

I am still admiring the jawaab nahin of the jawaab of my last pooch, my jinn mind has another pooch, what ij this CPP M houri doing? applying phor kanada visa of bhat? bliss to jawaab

Bakistan ka Matlab kyaa?

Brevious bost gave me a barq-e-tajalli moment ... jusht like Mojej on a Mountain.

Pooch: Bakistan ka Matlab kyaa?

Jawaab: MadarsaMatLab v7.2

thij ij ishara phor geek-e-mullah onlee.

Asli Matlab oph 72

Mullah Jinn-e-Musharraf,

Joo hab a deeb pooch. It took Wahamullah sebheral din to think apout it. Put now he haj a jawaab.

He sej that jawaab ij in kirkit. There are 6 din in a bheek becauj on FriDin a mullah should rest. Each din oph bheek a mullah needj a new kirkit team of houri.

Put, I sej to him that kirkit team ij only 11 houri. So 6 din, 11 houri = 66 onlee.

He laugh out loudly aj they say LOL. "Common mishtake", he sej, "joo phorgaat the twelwth houri." Oph courj!! Silly mullah me. Bhaat iph one houri gaat injured by mijjile, hain? hain?

And someone haj to carry zim zim cola in drinks preak, na?

So, there joo hab it -- 6 teams, 12 each == 72 houri. Wah!

Next time more apout mijjile paalishing in game of 1 abdul vs 11 houri. Wahamullah sej he ij bractijing phor Chambion Trophy in Jannat.

Al Okullah

khuda hafiz gola-e-musharraf

Pholks,

I hab bosted the phirst bart of this on maverick's dhaaga. Thij ij bart doh:

Tumheen guzar gayae daaman bachaakar varnaa yahan
wahi shabab wahi dil wahi zamaanaa tha


benis dhaaga gone ... gola gone ... bhat ij some boor mullah subbojed to do? ... bhere ij the merjy oph the all merjiphul?

hai gola hum na rahae ...

Allah Ho Akbarr

Bliss to Kamment onlee saar!!!

Bakistan Bolis showing love for common Abduls

Mango day anniversary celebrations break out ...

as Musharraf ( Plane be with him ) resolves to fight. Isnt todin the day after zia miya was delivered hij mangoes? Hi saij:"May Allah protect Pakistan"
Wah wah,bhat bious bol.

Musharaff has do din to evacuate

MULTAN, Aug 16: Foreign Minister Makhdoom Shah Mehmood Qureshi has said that Musharraf has only two days to evacuate and it fails to do so, the enema process will start.Speaking at a press conference at Multan Airport on Saturday, the minister said that a decision about the next president would be taken in consultation with coalition partners and if PML-N chief Nawaz Sharif expressed a desire to become president, his wish would be given “due weightage”.

He denied that his party had any ‘backdoor link’ with musharaff .Mr Qureshi said that there was no pressure from the Army or the United States over the enema because the process was in accordance with the Constitution, tha Sharia and all provincial assemblies had adopted resolutions calling for enema

.The minister said the coalition leadership knew that a shift from ‘dictatorship’ to democracy was very difficult, but people had given their mandate for democracy. “The ultimate achievement will be strengthening of democratic institutions.”Mr

.Mr Qureshi said he had sketchy information about the visit of the Saudi intelligence chief to Pakistan. “Only people who know about the visit could say something about it. know.” " Musharaff has been holding out against a very strong urge to evacuate, the pressure is getting unbearable, the sphinters are tense and there can be an evacuation any moment, the Saudi intelligence(what irony) chief was here to expedite the process and hoped that musharaff will hold on so that he can evacuate on Arab soil, something is going to get soiled, eitherway shit will hit the fan, good luck Pakistan."

Bhat ij the significance of numbar 72?

Diyar Ghazi Al Okulla, the wisest one, the chosen one, I have a pooch onlee

Bliss to read this 72 hour ultimatum
http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/16/top4.htm

PARACHINAR, Aug 15: After another 35 people were killed in fierce clashes in the Kurram tribal agency, the government on Friday set a 72-hour deadline for warring factions to stop fighting and warned them of ‘strong action’ if the bloodshed continued.Talking to reporters at the Governor’s House, Adviser to Prime Minister on Interior Rehman Malik said that rival factions must cooperate with the authorities in restoring peace.“I am warning them to lay down arms and remain peaceful or face action,” said Mr Malik, adding that the government was taking steps to restore peace in the troubled region and peacefully resolve disputes among the tribes.The adviser also held a meeting with tribal parliamentarians and sought their support for stopping violence in the region.An MNA from Fata told Dawn that parliamentarians from the Kurram region held the government and law-enforcement agencies responsible for the bloodshed. “We asked the adviser to take swift action and use full force to quell the unrest and punish the lawbreakers,” he said.Meanwhile, sources said that clashes were continuing in different parts of the Kurram valley bordering Afghanistan, with the warring tribes using missiles, mortars and rockets. Some outsiders were also taking part in the fighting.The death toll in the clashes has reached 200. Several bodies have been brought to the areas of Thall, Hangu, Dowaba and Orakzai. The injured were taken to hospitals in Bagun, Alizai, Sadda, Shashu and Parachinar.Twenty-five people, including children, have died because of shortage of life-saving drugs and absence of doctors in hospitals

Bhy this 72 hour ultimatum onlee? is it bermissible to murder, loot , rape and pillage for 72 ghante of direkt akshun? or is it the time needed to beef up the numbers of houris in houristan in breberashun for so many shaheed ignorant, arrogant and unwashed abduls? I am scratching my goat's beard put still nat arriving at solushun, blss to help onlee

Wahamullah, now quaid e musharaff

Cheen Ka Pul lives up to its made in Cheen name

The tallel than mountain, deepel than ocean, more erekt than mijjile pul being tested for water reisitance, When rats start deserting...................

Onlee Allah can give Baksheesh

Allah ke naam pe de dey re babaa

My Travelj in Islamaapaad

Diyar Jirga,

I hab jusht returned phrom my travelj in the cabitaal and hab much to rebort.

Ebherybhere there ij much charchaa oph imbeachment. All the Apdulj and Mullahs are talking apout it. It ij a bhery beachy idea put naat aj beachy aj pottom of little poy.

Put Wahamullah ij naat sure. He sej that pefore imbeachment there ij disaalbhing oph assemply. I poocho apout it and he exblain that disaalbhing is like mixing sugar in garam garam chai. Oph courj!

So, pefore we all get some beachy pottom there will be chai-pani in assemply. Put, aphter the mempers have added enough sugar to chai it ij naat obher yet. Wahamullah sej that the Brejident Janaab may rebeal the order oph of NRO.

I waj conphujed. Joo understand. I poocho again and Wahamullah sej that rebealing an order ij like cancel karo an order. I waj still conphused put phinally I undershtood the Isharaa.

The mempers musht hab ordered some samosa, kabaab, pakora vaghera vaghera to go with chai. Put Prejident Janaab ij wanting them to get to beachy pottoms jaldi jaldi so he will cancel all orders of tasty food itemj.

Wahamullah ij so wije! He exblainj that it ij called acro-naam. NRO ij acro-naam phor National Refreshment Order, yaani ki samosa kabaab vaghera vaghera.

Iph joo are conphused read slowly. Wahamullah will exblain all boliticj.

There ij ek aur bossipility. Prejident Janaab can rejine and go into egjile. Now, joo will poocho what ij egjile. Of courj.

Whamaullah sej that egjile ij like Canadian Vija phor Mard. How can that pe? Who can give Canadian Vija to Janaab-e-Aali?

Now, joo petter sit down phor thij big raaj ki baat. There ij one phellow who issued Canadian Vija to Jarnail Sahab. Hij naam ij Amritraaj. He ij like Amir Khan's Raakit Mard. He can fly around the world and give Canadian Vija ebherybhere.

Now, I hab to hide. Bliss to excuje. I don't want Amritraaj to phind me. Tata. Phir milaengae. Khuda haafiz.

Wahamullah sends hij salaam.

Al-Okullah

Haraam of the worst kind

Such blatant display of forearms and bhat not, even Allah cant save us now, Ghulami din mubarak, the pork eating quaid must be turning in his grave

GARAM MUSSAROEF BURING

Phirst da hallal link

Now, some Hallal quotes


i) He subverted the konstitution of B.E.N.I.S. twice by holding it in abeyance;


ii) He has violated  the konstitution and defiled the young democracy;


iii) In terms of Article 41(1) of the konstitution the office of the
president represents the unity of the republic but he has violated the
same and caused promotion of inter-provincial adultery and a heightened
sense of deprivation and denied provincial ishtudents autonomy to choose, thus leading to
weakening the organs oph istate;

now bliss to klariphy me konphujion

 In almost a dekade Mussaroef violated konstitution  twice only,
who were da beoble who violated da rest oph da tames? hain?

Salam

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Mullah-e-Dhagaa-e-Benis Bhi Pareshan

New images from Benice of the east

No Kamment onlee

Aajadi bin Ghulami din...Part do

Wahamulla has written on the humorous architect of Bakistan. Of course there are many many abbajaan of Bakistan. Here i pesh the Direct Din bin Quaid e jinn.

Of course wife ruttie and daughter dina are not covered because they are in kuffar country influenced by kuffar culture. Such unbelievers in glorious bakislam treating aurat as awhrat! Biss be on them. Glory be on Quaid. May his jinn continue to emerge from musharrafs to direct Bakistan into further prosprrity.

Forensic inbestigation at Peshawar truck jinn site with red fire brigade...

..reminds of Benazir bibi firewash investigation...

Rakkit Mard

So Bhat if Bakistan goes down the Nallah
One day pigs will fly Insha Allah

Vakum burst

AOA, eye had been bissphuly dreaming olymbic glory, when this blew me neend,

Haalal Link

A roadside vakum burst hit a Pakistan air fart truck in a northwestern city Tuesday, dispatching as many as 14 Bakese

a pooch to da Jirga
Why phor diss Air Fart truck not farting in da air, aj Air fart hawai jahaj
do?
Salam

Djinn escapes from Quetta police station

A prisoner was killed and two policemen were hurt when powerful explosions occured in a police station in Quetta. The explosions took place in the armoury of the Crimes Branch police station in Cantonment area in the early hours of Sunday, police officials told APP. [Another source told NSN that the police are not disclosing the fact that they had kept a Djinn in custody at that station and the explosions were a cover for an escape attempt.] The explosions continued for more than two hours and destroyed a portion of the police station building completely and damaged many vehicles, besides smashing windows of nearby buildings. The serial blasts could be heard in far off places and spread panic in the area. The CCPO Quetta Muhammad Akbar Arain told APP the cause could not be ascertained immediately. He dispelled the rumours that a rocket had hit the police station. [BNB-NSN can confirm that the Djinn employed vacuum explosions in his escape. Original charges levelled against the Djinn remain a secret. Rumours that the Djinn was a RAW agent have been dispelled.]

Chammak-Challo bhi Pareshan

The Glorious retreating tradition of Baki Fauj continues

KHAAR, Aug 9: Security forces on Friday night pulled out of Lowi Sam area of the Bajaur tribal region after fierce clashes with militants. Both sides suffered heavy casualties in the three-day gunbattle.Eyewitnesses said the situation was chaotic and the area was littered with bodies and burnt vehicles. They said the soldiers, who had been under siege for the past three days, had returned to their base in Khaar, leaving behind bodies, trucks and a large quantity of arms and ammunition.For the first time, the troops backed by helicopter gunships and tanks, fought a pitched battle with militants in Bajaur to flush out the Taliban from the area bordering Afghanistan.The Taliban said they had handed over 22 soldiers and bodies to tribal elders in Sadiqabad. However, a political agent told Dawn that the administration had sent officials and elders to the area for negotiations to retrieve the bodies.Officials said that the fighting had stopped after troops left Lowi Sam, some 12kms west of Khaar.According to a statement of the Frontier Corps’ Headquarters in Peshawar, the forces had “successfully” broken the siege and linked up with their base in Khaar.It said the militants had suffered heavy casualties in an exchange of fire with the troops in Dhilai, near Khaar. Eight soldiers were killed and 15 others injured in the fighting, the statement added.Sources said that paramilitary soldiers had suffered heavy casualties and lost two tanks and several vehicles loaded with arms and ammunition. They said the militants had also captured a number of soldiers and set on fire their vehicles in Lowi Sam.An official told Dawn in Peshawar that 55 soldiers had gone missing in the Lowi Sam fighting.The Taliban claimed that 80 to 100 soldiers had been killed and about 35 held hostage.Tehrik-i-Taliban’s spokesman Maulvi Umar told journalists by phone from an unspecified location that 25 vehicles, including two tanks and cranes, had been captured and 10 vehicles destroyed. He said the Taliban had lost five to ten of their men.The security forces, backed by tanks and armoured personnel carriers, had moved into Lowi Sam four days ago to take control of the area, which is considered a stronghold of the Taliban. About 200 soldiers, who entered the area, were encircled by the militants and their supply line was cut off.Fighter jets and Cobra helicopters had heavily bombed militants’ positions to break the siege and rescue the soldiers.Meanwhile, witnesses said that the jubilant Taliban celebrated their “victory against the forces” and announced cash prizes for their fighters. The exodus from Lowi Sam continued on Saturday. A large number of families have moved to Peshawar and the adjacent Mohmand tribal region.

Eu Tu Espanistan!!!

http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/09/letted.htm

THIS is about a serious problem faced by thousands of Pakistanis residing in Spain, i.e. procuring ‘character certificates’ that Spanish immigration officials demand.For work permission and acquiring a residence permit, there should be a valid police character certificate attested by the related country’s police.Previously, Pakistan used to have district and provincial police besides the national police. But now the Spanish government passed a new law that every Pakistani should submit a character certificate attested by the national police — not the district or provincial police — with other necessary documents.Therefore, all work and residence applications of the Pakistanis, who have spent three years is Spain, are rejected. For the last six months the government of Spain has forwarded these conditions to the Pakistani embassy in Madrid and the Pakistan consulate-general in Barcelona. But here in Spain the designated Pakistani ambassador and the consul general are not serious about this important matter.Many Pakistanis protested peacefully in front of the Pakistan consulate-general in Barcelona to highlight their problems but received no response from the officials concerned

MANZAR WAHEED Madrid, Spain


Err... The wise Al Okulla says Pakistani and the words character and culture do not match in any conditions, perhaps it is time for direct action day in Madridistan

We need more F16s to fight the Taliban

KHAR, Aug 8: Troops backed by jets and helicopters launched an attack on Friday to rescue about 180 paramilitary personnel besieged by militants in the Lowi Sam area of the Bajaur tribal region.Two fighter jets and six Cobra helicopters pounded militants’ positions in the area. Heavy artillery was also used to end the siege.Sources said that militants had suffered heavy casualties, with officials claiming that 27 militants had been killed. Five soldiers lost their lives.Witnesses said that despite the use of air power, security forces had not been able to break the siege and rescue the soldiers.(onlee an airclaft callier can do the job) The militants encircled the soldiers when they tried to enter Lowi Sam.Tehrik-i-Taliban’s spokesman Maulvi Umar claimed that the militants had killed 65 soldiers and captured nine during clashes on Wednesday. He also claimed that a number of vehicles of the forces had been captured.The fighting started when militants intercepted a vehicle in Lowi Sam, a stronghold of the Taliban. The sources said that army troops had not been used in the offensive undertaken by paramilitary forces.Army spokesman Maj-Gen Athar Abbas, when contacted by Dawn, did not say anything about the besieged soldiers. He said that the Frontier Corps Headquarters in Peshawar should be contacted for information. The FC Headquarters, however, declined to make any comment.Local people said that 13 members of a family were injured when a mortar shell hit the house of a tribesman near Khar. They were taken to the headquarters hospital.Another eight people were injured in mortar attacks in Inayet Kali area and Haji Lawang village.The sources said that clashes between the forces and militants had spread to Ragan, Salary, Umary and Inayet Kali with the Taliban attacking convoys of security forces in the areas.Meanwhile, the exodus from Lowi Sam continued on Friday. A large number of families have moved to Peshawar and the adjacent Mohmand tribal region.Markets and educational institutions remained closed in Khar and other parts of the region bordering Afghanistan

400% Pindigenous Kinetic Energy

Bakistani Semen (sea-men) unlawfully excluded phrom Yindoo Merchant ships

THE Indian merchant fleet has greatly expanded during the last few years. The growth has been so fast that training facilities have not kept pace with the requirement.The Indian government has yielded to their shipowners’ demand and has now allowed employment of foreign crews on board.However, the approval is limited to nationals of 12 countries only, mainly those located in Eastern Europe, which are popular source of ship officers and crews due to good training and relatively cheaper cost.Now, Pakistan is a country with surplus manpower in all categories of ship crews who are well qualified.Pakistanis are serving a large numbers of foreign ships and an underdeveloped national fleet. Our people are, therefore, constantly going out to serve on foreign ships.Exclusion of Pakistan from the Indian list means an opportunity denied.The government of Pakistan should take the issue with India to open the employment to Pakistani crews also and to facilitate seamen in joining and leaving ships in India
.IRFAN NAQVI
Karachi

Diyar Mia Naqvi

Bakistani semen should be limited to Bakistan, the retarded products of that semen is mubarak to you. Hindustan doesn't need you, you have been excluded for a reason, learn to live with exclusion, victimisation, neglect, insults, loathing and other such negative emotions because you have earned it!!!

Paki sense of humour !!!

http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/08/letted.htm

THIS is with reference to a report published in your newspaper that the ISI has ties with militants. The allegations have always been levelled against Pakistan by the US to conceal their own failures and weaknesses.The US and its allies have miserably failed in Afghanistan. With 50,000 troops from 36 countries, all having their goals and objectives, the US is meddling in Afghanistan’s affairs. Almost 93 per cent of the world poppy crop is being produced under their nose and money is spent to destabilise Pakistan.The allegation against the ISI that it is helping militants sounds silly. It is time Pakistan protested against irresponsible statements
.BILAL SHAHID
Rawalpindi

Eu Tu Suid Aphrika?

http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/08/letted.htm

FOR more than a month the visas issued by the South African high commission for Pakistanis is under suspension and no visas are issued to Pakistanis. On checking with the high commission, they are of the opinion that there is a delay due to some issues which are to be sorted out with Pakistan’s ministry of foreign affairs.The visa issue for Pakistanis is getting difficult day by day and every now and then we hear that a few countries where we were once allowed visas on arrival have taken back this facility.If the government is focused on earning foreign exchange revenues through increased exports, the least it can do is to sort out with foreign high commissions issuance of visas to Pakistani businessmen. I suggest officials of the ministry of foreign affairs should look into this issue and quickly resolve the matter.
ZIAUDDDIN SIDDIQUI
Karachi

South African offiicials declined to officially comment on the issue however off the record they were heard talking about having problems with terrorists of their own and not being interested in importing Highly Skilled Terrorists from Bakistan

Kommando gets hot under the kollar and moist under the Musharaff

Benis of the east continues to enchant tourists

Gilly goes to get gold.

Ump. Wen says Bowled? Howzzat!! Who ij out?

Peefekult Tames

In dhese Peefekult tames an outlet eej needed.
derephore paish hai

Pervez Musharraf: From kingmaker to supplicant

aphter reading da khabar pliss to notije da bicchor on da right.
phor dhoje who kannot pliss to kelik where et says kelik
KELIK

Salam

Chalo Karein Imbeachment !!!

Bliss to dekho bhideo of TiT&Mumma show:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7547680.stm

watan ij in bhery cabaple haath.

Py the way, Wahamullah haj conphirmed that Imbeachment doej naat make beachy pottoms haraam.

Preaking Noose: War in Karachi

KHAR: The Tehreek-i-Taliban (TiT) Pakistan warned Muttahida Qaumi Movement (MUM) chief Altaf Hussain on Tuesday to “immediately end his kingdom in Karachi”, saying the time was ripe for the Taliban to gain control of the city.

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Thij ij serious. It ij oben war declared by TiT on Mumma.

I pelieve local maal ij peing targetted py phoren maal. Afghani imblants in the city are trying to take control.

I poocho Wahamullah and he sej that no preast imblant ij inbholbhed. "Don't make mountains out of chota chota" he said.

Put what iph they are bada bada, hain? Ij it halaal to dekho TiT and Mumma wrestling and enjoy? Theej are diphicult timej. Let us debloy all the mijjiles and ready them phor baalishing.

Daaktar aapia ke patients bhi pareshaan....

...the peeave nooroscientis and mother of just three, aapia siddikii who is jailed by kufrs. jailing the pious by creating disinformayion is the works of these kufrs.
See this jaaahil arrestnaama before arrest. Giraftaar for spreading bakislam.

... aur kaaravaan chalta rahega

...bakistan has an advanced system of guvernance which kufrs donot understand.
Kufrs practije 'first past the post' type.
Bakistanis practije 'first on the post' type. Simple and fast.
Piss be upon kufrs who dont understand such simple things

Bakistan marches towrads bower and gas sufficiency..

....as pipeline enhancement program continuej in kwetta.

Bhaater Bhaater Everybhere

Diyar Jirga,

Theej bicchars are blaying with the dhagaas of my dil.

Aj Allamaa Iqbal Sa'ab said:

aataa hai yaad mujhko guzaraa hua zamaanaa
woh baag ki bahaarein woh sab ka chah-chahaanaa

wah, wah, janaab. kyaa baat-e-bulbul hai yeh bhi. No doubt he waj thinking of benis dhaagaa when he wrote that.

Put, I digress.

There ij a new pesh hai phrom the gora shayar known aj T-e-S-e-Lliot.

Bhaater Bhaater everybhere, chotae miyan did shrink
Bhaater Bhaater everybhere, but naat a draap to drink

I poocho Wahamullah apout thij gora shayar. He explain that gora shayar haj naat phully known phull benis. He ij in takleef apout shrinkage.

I pheel saary phor gora shayar. Maype he ij in need of some goat ka pyaar. InshAllah BNB-NSN ij the answer.

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Bakistan makes rapid strides towards 100% illiteracy

http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/05/top3.htm

Four more schools, govt offices burnt
By Hameedullah Khan
MINGORA, Aug 4: Militants set on fire another four girls’ schools and blew up a basic health unit and an office of the forestry department in Swat on Monday, the sixth day of a military operation in the valley.Security forces pounded suspected militants’ positions in Matta and Kabal areas in the second phase of ‘Operation Rah-i-Haq’. There were no immediate reports of casualties.A curfew in force in the area was relaxed from 7am to 7pm, with people facing a severe shortage of food items. The large-scale exodus from Matta and Kabal continued.Military authorities said the operation would continue till the areas were cleared of militants. “This operation is going to be decisive,” Brig Zia Anjum Bodla, Army’s Divisional Commander, told journalists at the Circuit House in Gul Kadda.He said that security forces would clean up the militant-infested Peochar and other areas and restore peace and rule of law.Brig Bodla claimed that 94 militants had been killed over the past six days. Fourteen security personnel, two officers among them, and 20 civilians also lost their lives. He regretted the loss of civilian lives.He said the operation launched at the request of the NWFP government would continue till its objectives were achieved.He said troops were pressed into action after the militants violated the peace agreement by burning down schools and killing and abducting security personnel.Brig Bodla said the army had undertaken 1,143 development schemes of Rs600 million in the valley and work on nearly half of them had almost been completed. He also said that the army would announce Ramazan and Eid packages.Local people complained that the use of long-range artillery by security forces had caused civilian casualties. They said that although the killing of a key militant leader and a commander on the second day of the operation had brought some relief to the disturbed people, support for the operation would decline if civilian casualties continued to mount due to use of artillery.

Pinoeering work in Power sector continues

Djinn Dynamics At Play

Eat jour haart out Kuffars! Bakistaani scienj ij bhery advanjed.

Put I have pooch. Wahamullah sent me "gif animashun". See apove. Bhy ij it naat animated? Hain?

How many times eye hape kaushuned joo all to be karephull!hain! hain!
et eej a handpook to read yand learn, not to use jour hand aphter mijjile
maalish. see what karelessness haj done kelik
next tame be karephull.

NSN-BNB exclujibe : Launch of Pay of Bigs invasion...

....to flush out ebil jirgaa . Inshallah, these shall over-run. The determination on their faces says it all

Disenchantment grows ...

....as man-go delivery service stops. By the graze of the merciphool it shall re-start.

Bositively Khatarnaak Khabar.

Biradersj in B.N.B. kave komplex, eye pring grave tidings,
Phirst obtain a brobar Fatawa yand kelik where et says kelik

Already four versions -- ship-to-ship, land-to-land,
land-to-ship and ship-to-land -- had already been developed by
the agency and the two new variants were now ready and in
various stages of approval and test firing, BrahMos Aerospace
Chief Executive and Managing Director A Sivathanu Pillai told
reporters in Tiruchirappalli yesterday.


"We are very close to the launch of the under water
version and the Navy had to get ready the requisite platform
for the testing," he said.

Eye pooch, kannot a bissphull mulla like me live blissphully with me Goats
yand Gadhas? every pathway to 72+28 haj been developed by dhese ebil
Bhartiyas, eye kannot eben row me dinghe in water without da danger oph
geting me mussarrf blown by Brahmoss.

Eye demand a fatawa.

Salam.

Education Reforms continue in Swat, Bakistan marches rapidly towards 6th century

http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/04/top5.htm

MINGORA, Aug 3: Five girls schools and a government office were set ablaze in Swat while security forces claimed on Sunday to have killed 15 militants during an operation in the Sijband area.In the same area, two vehicles of a police mobile squad hit explosives, but no casualty was reported.The forces are carrying out a house-to-house search in Runial and Sijband localities of Matta tehsil and defusing landmines. Militants have fired rockets on troops and killed a soldier.Maj Farooq, in-charge of the media cell in Mingora, told journalists that Hawaldar Khalil was killed in an attack on a security post in Kalakot on Saturday night.Fierce clashes were reported in Charbagh after supporters of militant cleric Maulana Fazlullah attacked security forces with heavy weapons.Troops intensified shelling from their bases in Kanju and Frontier House in Kabal on militant positions in Matta, Charbagh and Khwazakhela.Intensifying their campaign against educational institutions, the militants torched the five schools in Gali Bagh, Taligram and Malam Jaba. The office of the agriculture development project was also torched.Authorities said that 48 girls’ schools had been burned down or blown up over the past year and many schools had been closed.The troubled areas of Kabal and Matta, meanwhile, remained under curfew, although it was relaxed from noon to 7pm in view of the large-scale exodus from the violence-hit localities.Anwarullah Khan adds from Bajaur: A spokesman for Tahrik-i-Taliban Pakistan’s chief Baitullah Mehsud threatened a ‘tit-for-tat response’ if the government launched an operation in the tribal region.The spokesman, Maulvi Umar, told Dawn that the Taliban believed in peace but they would ‘retaliate with full force’ if the government ‘imposed a war’ on them.He said that while the government was making offers for talks, the army was preparing for an operation.He threatened suicide attacks if the operation was launched. ROTFL

Din of Qayamat ij niyar, bliss look at Boster put up by kufr CIA

Unity in adversity : Bakistan donates some money...

...and some atta.

Drowning kufr, eat jour haart out.

Flood relief.

Bositively Bositibe Happstance

Diyar B.N.B. Jirga yand learned mempers,
AOA Yand assslamaleykum,
Eye hape notijed during me past week stroll
to da other side oph Wagah, some thing very
bositvely rejoicing okkurance.

Da beoble on da other side are celebrating
this

Blaming the ISI for “masterminding” the suicide attack on Indian embassy in Kabul, US President George W Bush has warned Pakistan of “serious action” if one more attack in Afghanistan or elsewhere is traced back to it.

yand diss

Pakistan Faces Criticism at Regional Summit Over Alleged Terrorism Role

yand diss

Diplomatic discussions continued Sunday on the sidelines of a South Asian leaders' summit concerning the alleged role of Pakistan's intelligence service in recent bombings in Afghanistan and India. VOA correspondent Steve Herman reports from the meeting of the South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation, being held in the Sri Lankan capital, Colombo

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but dheses ebil beoble hape phorgotten diss

a top U.S. diplomat on Sunday called for the new government of Yousuf Raza Gilani to do more to reign in possible rogue elements of Pakistan's intelligence service.


Richard Boucher, the U.S. assistant secretary of state for central and south Asia, says Pakistan's government is facing "enormous problems" in dealing with extremism and other domestic crises. Boucher says Washington has pledged to help Islamabad "in every way," but the Pakistani government needs to assume greater responsibility.

Yes! Yes! Bakistan will root out kuffar lovers yand haalal dem to jahannum,
den all will be honkey dory yand Yemrikans will keep our gloriously glorious
GUBO relation.
Dem ebil other side wallas don't understand, all dhese khabar apout
Baki Yemirikans souring relashuns eej planted by us onlee.Et eej
designed to soften da halla gulla aphter a ISI agent consumed
too much Kabuli channa yand blew hij mussarraf kaujing lot
oph (desirable) kuffars death.

Iph any birader or biradersj ejj getting depressed by da kaffirs celebrayshuns,
bliss to visit your goat shed. in 6 mahina all will be alright.
yand don't pharget ISI eej CIA, CIA eej ISI.

Salam
NSN (always ahead yand above)

Sisterhood of the Traveling Burqas

Ghulami Din Brebarations in Phull Shwing

August 14, the day that shook this world, the day the sleeping Paki Lion woke up and decided to live up to it's worst talents, 60 years and still going strong, Perhaps the country's greatest achievement being the international acceptance in using of the blanket term Baki to signify anything bad, horrible, sinister, unscrupulous,uncouth and uncultured. What irony then that these mofos now want to celebrate "azadi din", Azadi my foot. Good riddance to you cousin marrying, goat buggering scum on earth, enjoy your azadi while it lasts

Bakistan a safe place phor tourists: Dutch Houri

ISLAMABAD, Aug 1: Britt Das, a Dutch lady on a global beace walk, on Friday termed bakistan a safe as well as enchanting destination for tourists, as she arrived here after concluding her trib to the country’s Northern Areas.
Das, who also writes for a Dutch newsbaber, said she wanted to show a different side of bakistan to the beoble, who had wrong imbression about the country.
“I never felt any threat during my stay in bakistan and it was really an exciting exberience,” she told a bress conference. brominent mountaineer Nazir Sabir was also bresent on the occasion. "
Asked if she thinks she will be allowed to enter Srinagar where India had but an iron curtain to conceal the blatant human right abuses, she said she hobed so. Das said from India she would enter Nebal and then Tibet, China to culminate the journey.
Britt Das said she wanted to raise her voice for beace in the world but more so across the region she set her foot for freedom of those obbressed beoble who had been denied freedom.
She, however, did not give a clear answer when asked as to who was disturbing world beace.

How could she?!!!! did she want to go back with a canadian visa or worse in a pody pag with neck halaled? After Pritney Sbears , this Prit Das should also be examinined for mental retardation, huh!, Bakistan safe blace? That too for houris, with so many mards around huh! that's a ploody insult to the collective mardhood of all bakistani mards..now bhwere is the Dutch Embassy? cant find it? never mind the nearest KFC is at Jinnah Chowk

Bhenice of the East

Aye Kothwal E Pee Aref humein Azaad kar de
ya phir Humein Barbad kar de

Media Pareshan

On putting djin glasses aphter taking herps here ij bhaat we see...

Ai Merae Bichadae Benis

Mullah Brazzakh haj moved the dhagaas of my dil. I
remember the dhagaa known simply as Benis. Pesh hai:


is tarah sataayaa hai pareshaan kiyaa hai
goyaa ki muhabbat nahin ehasaan kiyaa hai

sochaa thaa ki tum doosaron jaisee nahin hogee
tum ne bhi wahi kaam meri jaan kiyaa hai

mushkil thaa bahuut merae liyae ban-e-Benis
ye kaam bhi tum ne meraa aasaan kiyaa hai

har roz sajaatae hain teri hijr mein goonchae
aankhon ko teri yaad mein guldaan kiyaa hai



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