Now, then..

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The green documents now really easy to acquire..

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Also, passport-seekers call for better facilities at the passport office. They say that agents are fleecing them at the passport office on various pretexts.

You know, there is a huge demand for the pure green documents.

With the great islamic traditions:



one thing leads to another, and before you know it:

Woman given canadian citizenship

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Shahida, 25, working in a travel agency, had hired an upper portion of the house of Hidayat some eight days back through a property dealer. On Sunday, Hidayat went to his in-laws along with his family. When he returned on Monday, his wife told him about the blood flowing from a drainpipe. He gathered the locals, broke open the lock of the upper portion and found Shahida dead in a pool of blood. Police reached the spot and removed the half-naked body for autopsy.

due to which you need to uphold the traditions with:

Two more contribute to culture and tradition

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NAWABSHAH, June 25: A man and a woman were shot dead on the pretext of karo-kari in Rawat Chandio village near Qazi Ahmed on Sunday evening. Punhal Chandio, 25, and Ms Zohra, 20, were shot dead on the pretext of karo-kari by the latter’s uncle Ali Hassan alias Hasnu. /*K_K_Counter = K_K_Counter +1;*/ //20 for 2007, do we need to keep this up or is it a new record already?

The NY Times says..

From The New York Times, we have

June 25, 2007
Islamabad Journal
Militant Students Capture Masseuses to Make a Point
By JANE PERLEZ

“There were about 25 Chinese women, dressed only in underpants and bras,” recalled Ms. Okasha, 24, a muscular high-school badminton champion who had shed her black garb for soft mauves, her face uncovered, during an interview inside the women-only confines of the school. “They scattered, but we managed to grab five.”

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The vigilantes, including students from an affiliated school for men, shoved the skimpily clad Chinese masseuses into a car, gave them shawls for modesty and hauled them back to the school as hostages, she said.

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Mr. Ghazi, dressed in a white turban and flowing white tunic, implied that the massage parlor was a brothel, saying that a massage cost the equivalent of about $20, and “extras” about $10. “If you want massage treatment, men should go to men, and women should go to women,” he said.

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Ms. Hassan, her face absent of makeup but her fingernails and toenails varnished with red, said she was proud of her raiders.

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“I said to the students before they went off, ‘The Chinese are masters at karate; you don’t know how to make one kick.’ But they were able to manage.”

A friendship deeper than..

When in Rome ...

In light of the deeper than sea friendship with Bakistan, chinese women have decided to emulate their compatriots in the land of the faithful. With this addition of about 500 million approximately, it also solves the problem of the lack of 72 of the Phairest for a long long time.




Students from the Red Mosque and Jamia Hafsa female seminary early in the day raided an acupuncture clinic, which they said was a brothel, and kidnapped the nine people, including six Chinese women.

Women's rights

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Girl crosses LoC to escape unwanted groom

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SRINAGAR, June 21: An 18-year-old girl of Azad Kashmir disliked her husband-to-be so much that she fled to occupied Kashmir in a high-altitude trek across one of the world’s deadliest borders, reports said on Thursday. Anida Khan made it safely over the Line of Control, where Indian troops are posted in huge numbers to shoot infiltrators, before she was arrested.

Paging LalMullah, and Dukhtar-e-Milat. How can the tight and fair groom be rejected? Where HandD?

Kafeela asked to provide evidence in investigation

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ISLAMABAD, June 21: A report prepared and released by the chemical examiner, Punjab, on Thursday night showed that Kafeela Siddique, a Canadian national of Pakistani origin who had reportedly been living with former minister of state Shahid Jamil Quershi, had not died because of consumption of any hazardous substance.

Higher prices to lead to further inflation

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TAXILA, June 21: An 11-year-old boy who was abducted from Quaid-e-Azam street Nawababad in jurisdiction of Wah Cantonment Police station 28 days back was released after payment of Rs2.80 million.

There are now only TWO shops left to go

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ESHAWAR, June 21: Owners of two more leading video shops here have been warned of dire consequences unless they wind up the sale of video compact discs (VCDs) within two months. Letters were sent anonymously through postal system to Shabana Videos and Bilal CD Shop in Nishtarabad on Tuesday.

Women's rights always first

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MARDAN, June 21: A woman of Shahbaz Garhi, who had earlier been pronounced dead due to natural cause, had been stoned to death in the name of honour by her husband, father and a brother, a court was told here on Thursday. /* K_K_Counter = K_K_Counter + 1; */ //18 for 2007

A Quij...

Queschun 1. How many girls must the family have before drowning is an attractive option?

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The family of Khan Mohammad had gone for a picnic in Dashat-e-Godan area where seven-year-old Chana slipped into deep water while playing on the bank of the river, police said. Two other girls of the family, nine-year-old Kasoom and 14-year-old Shahnaz, rushed to rescue Chana, but they also slipped into water. People of the area later brought their bodies out of the river.

Queschun 2. What should you do if your home falls in the newly notified mountainous arms testing range?

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Reports in the US media identified the new weapon system as High Mobility Artillery Rockets or Himars, a complement to Predator drones. They are particularly useful when bad weather prevents high-altitude strikes, are mounted on trucks and can be fired from any location.

Note: Also hard to reach, if not travelling by air.

Queschun 3. What is the name of the deeper than sea friend that wants your first borne, and the twenty one that followed him?

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The source said China had provided a list of 22 wanted rebels belonging to East Turkistan Islamic Movement, a secessionist organisation, based in Sinkiang province bordering Pakistan.

Queschun 4. How do you stay in good professional form, when on holiday?

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Spanish police arrested at least 21 people, most of them from Pakistan and Iran, accused of disguising themselves as police and robbing tourists of cash, cameras and cell phones in the northeast Catalonia region.

Queschun 5. Why will the canadian visa become harder in the future?

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A series of roadside bombings in Afghanistan on Wednesday killed eight people, including three Canadian Nato soldiers.

Queschun 6. What do you do when the notified arms testing range deprives you of your proving grounds?

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A rocket hit the building of a girls’ school on Tuesday in the Gang Tangi area of the Bajur Agency, residents said.

Mullah Mahdi-e-dra writes..

General Karmat in hot water

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WASHINGTON, June 11: There is an SOS message from the former army chief and Pakistan’s former ambassador to Washington, Gen (retd) Jehangir Karamat, saying that he is stranded in Nigeria and immediately needs $3,500 to return home. The message is sent through his personal e-mail — jkaramat@hotmail.com — to everyone on his mail list, thanks to a group of electronic thieves operating from Nigeria. Equipped with sophisticated software, the group breaks open e-mail addresses of both famous and not-so-famous people and sends messages to all those on that person’s mail list. They send millions of mails everyday. Most people dismiss such mails as trash from con artists but some do get worried about their friend supposedly stranded in Nigeria and do send some money. Another high-profile victim of the scam was Dr Ishrat Hussain, former governor of the State Bank of Pakistan, and the most recent victim known to Pakistanis in Washington is US-based journalist Nuzaira Azam. The message sent out on her name was the same as the one sent on behalf of Gen Karamat. Most of her friends telephoned her home before sending the money and were told that she was very much in Washington and had never visited Nigeria. Yet one journalist, Akmal Aleemi, responded to the mail. The mailers sent him an address in Nigeria and he sent $3,000 to that address. He soon learned that he was coned but the money was lost forever. Gen Karamat’s well-wishers can only hope that his friends would check with the general before calling their banks. Here’s the message the con artists sent on Gen Karamat’s behalf: “How are you today? I went to Nigeria yesterday for a governmental programme. And I have gotten my self stranded here because my wallet is missing and my ATM card and other valuable things like my ID card is missing along with the wallet. “I needed to pay for my hotel fee but do not have anything on me right now, please I want you to help and send about $3,500 to help me pay some bills here and get my flight ticket back. “I will return the money back as soon as I get to back to Lahore, Pakistan, by Friday Morning. “Please I need to hear from you soon so that I will send you my information you will be sending the money to me through Money Gram. “Please be rest assured that I will pay back as soon as I arrive Lahore, Pakistan, by Friday morning. And please understand that your help is much needed right now because am very stranded now. Waiting to hear from you. With my best regard's. JK—JEHANGIR KARAMAT.” As one of Gen Karamat’s friends in Washington pointed out, he is not just a general but also a scholar and does not make the mistakes the sender of this message made while writing it. Also, his friends do not need to be told that Lahore is in Pakistan

Bliss to send cheques(heera mandi tax included) US dollarj onlee to
Mullah Mahdi-e-dra, prop.
Karamat quicksand stranded phund,
Patli wali gaali,
Niyar Heeramandi ,
La-hore 420420


Bakistan world leader in exporting wimmen
http://www.dawn.com/2007/06/12/local1.htm

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Talib, Habib, Mohammad and Shafiq are among the influential Bakis who have become millionaires by trading women,” he said. “A couple of decades ago, they supported themselves selling fish and cloth ....

Jewels for make benefits of glorious nation

The wimmen's in our enlightened nation. Dont have credits, kind apologies.

Daily bositive neuj - express.

Bakistanis feted in Greece

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KOMOTINI (Greece), June 7: Police in northeastern Greece on Thursday arrested 42 illegal immigrants who had marched an estimated 140km inland to get a ride in a truck to Athens, said a police source in the city of Komotini. The all-male group, aged 17 to 42, claiming to have come from ,Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iraq was found when the truck was stopped for a police inspection near Xanthi. Each of them were thought to have paid 1,000 euros to secure passage to Athens, said the police source.—AFP

And as usual some cultural neuj

Juries that hold innocent guilty

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LAYYAH, June 7: A 13-year-old girl has been humiliated and tortured by some influential people to exact revenge for the wrong of her uncle on the orders of a self-proclaimed panchayat in Chaubara police station precinct, about 35 kilometres from here. Locals told Dawn that the influential group had kept Sughran Sadaf, 13, in illegal confinement. She was released when the police raided her tormentor’s house. According to reports, a woman eloped with Sughran’s uncle Saifullah two weeks ago and the couple tied the knot, but did not return. The woman’s father, Maqsood, pressured Sughran’s family to ensure return of his daughter but, on getting unfavourable response, approached lumberdar Ghulam Murtaza who constituted an illegal jury to decide the case. The jury, presided over by local influential Rana Abdul Qayyum and attended by many villagers, directed Sughran’s father Amanullah to produce his brother Saifullah before the panchayat. Amanullah sought two days to find out his brother, but the jury declined the request and demanded that he should hand over his daughter Sughran as tangible security. On Amanullah’s refusal to heed the panchayat order, Arif Murtaza, Maher Khan and others started beating him and dragged him towards his home. Later, they humiliated Amanullah’s daughter and dragged her through the streets of Chak 408-TDA to confine her along with her father at Maqsood’s house.

Marriage counselling

Pakistan Sets Up Special Counseling Cells For Troubled Marriages- According to the PEE PEE CEE

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Pakistanis shaidized for adultery A woman and three men were shot dead in a public execution in a Pakistani village after tribal elders found them guilty of adultery, officials said. The death sentences were ordered by a jirga (council) of elders in the Khyber agency area on the Afghan border. Sex outside marriage is a crime in Pakistan and tribal village councils often punish those involved with death. Last year, Pakistan's parliament approved a new bill amending Islamic laws on rape and adultery. The new law dropped the death penalty for people having sex outside marriage. 'Confessed' "We found a man and a woman in a compromising position along with another man who was drunk and had already committed adultery, and the owner of the house," Haji Jan Gul, a village resident, told the news agency Reuters. "All four confessed to adultery. We punished them according to our customs and traditions," he said. Reports said the executions were watched by some 600 people. Lacks citation, apologies.

NSN warned by Cable operators

NSN warned by Cable operators

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KARACHI, June 2: Office-bearers of the Cable Operators Association of Pakistan (CAP) on Saturday warned that they would take any satellite TV channel off the air if its programmes went against the ‘armed forces, judiciary and the integrity of Pakistan’. “We have decided that we’ll not become part of any campaign which goes against the armed forces, judiciary and integrity of Pakistan and will virtually boycott the channels, which indulge in such acts,” Mr Khalid Shaikh, chairman of CAP, said at a press conference at the Karachi Press Club.

Bliss to admire smiling Abdul, TFTA purity in all its glory

PESHAWAR, June 2: A local court released two Arab nationals from the Peshawar central prison on Saturday. Abdul Kareem of Jordan and Syed Abdullah Hashmi of Saudi Arabia were arrested four years ago on suspicion of having links with Al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden.

The court handed over the two to World Prisoners Relief Commission (WPRC) chairman Jawed Ibraheem Paracha with the directive that the commission would take care of the two men till their deportation to their countries.

A day earlier, the NWFP home department had issued a no-objection certificate, allowing the handing over of the two foreigners to the commission.

Addressing a press conference at the Peshawar Press Club after their release, the Arab nationals said that they were close associates of the late Sheikh Abdullah Azaem, a known Arab militant who fought against the USSR.

Abdul Kareem said that they had participated in jihad against the USSR, adding that they would do it again if a need arose.

Meanwhile

Sindh facing shortage of workers ,strugging to cope with 400% growth

And, customary land of the pure justice story of the day

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They had a quarrel with each other over some domestic issue and Rafiq attacked Rehana with a club. She was rushed to hospital by her neighbours where she succumbed to her injuries

and of course this: Woolmer died of old age: Bakistan Bolis

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Shields, a self-styled camera-loving Sherlock Homes-type figure and the second-in-command of the Jamaican police, in a press conference, had announced soon after Woolmer’s body was found and autopsy was performed that the 58-year-old coach had died of asphyxiation after being strangled without having a second opinion. He also had said that he was ‘100 per cent certain that Woolmer had been murdered’

Sheilds is wrong because he is not 400% certain like the Bakistani players who naturally strangled Woolmer .

Canadian visa ...

Rapist must 'Pay' with wife.

Islamabad - A tribal council in central Pakistan has ordered the surrender of the wife of a rapist to the child victim's father for retribution, media reports said on Tuesday.

The council, called a punchayat, was convened in a village near the Punjab Province city of Multan, located 380km south of Islamabad, after police refused to register a case against a local man for assaulting the minor.

Brothers of the accused man had initially offered one of their four daughters in compensation for the crime, the newspaper Daily Nation said.

But the council decreed that the father of the victim could wreak revenge on the man's wife, who upon hearing the verdict moved to her parents' home for protection.

Tribal law still applies in many rural areas of Pakistan and it is not uncommon for women and children to be "given" to aggrieved families during the settlement of feuds.

Sports teams of the Punjab Police

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Punjab police play havoc with Sports Complex ISLAMABAD - The police force, which was called to the federal capital for an operation against ‘Lal Masjid’ has played havoc with the most peaceful place, Pakistan Sports Complex.

Of course, when in Rome, do as the Romans do. They are staying at a sports complex, no less!! So, the policemen are playing. Anyway, the operation is not until ever-after anyway, so if they passing time by playing, I don't see any harm in it.

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Pakistani student accused of cutting Sikh teenager's hair NEW YORK - A Pakistani student at a New York City high school was arrested Friday after he was accused of cutting hair of a fellow Sikh teenager.

This, I dont understand. If you are at home, no one can be a barber, but step on the shores of liberty and everyone is Scissorhands.

Meanwhile, lets start a karo-kari counter, on today may 27. This is purely a sporting event, later we will have a contest on how long it will take the counter to reach various limits.

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Man pays for wife's travel to jannat SUKKUR: A man sent off his wife to jannat over Karo-Kari in the village of Bahoo Sabzoi in the jurisdiction of the B-Section police of the Kandhkot district late on Friday night. Later, he fled.

What do you mean fled? Downhill skiing, yes. Tactical brilliance, plenty. But never has anyone from this land been know to flee. In no tense, do we flee. The man has retreated. Tactical maneuver onlee.

This is probably a prelude to the canadian visa application:

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Finding the missing Rani Two years have been passed but there are still no clues about the whereabouts of Shagufta Rani, wife of Qasier Sagheer Alam, who had claimed that his wife was kidnapped by Inspector Pervez Iqbal and others on May 24, 2005. Since then, Alam has moved heaven and earth to get his wife recovered. The woeful story of Alam began when he contracted court marriage to his beloved Rani in Karachi. However, the latter’s family did not approve of this match. It is alleged that the family used negative tactics against the young couple and influential family members backed by police officer, Iqbal, not only kidnapped Rani, but later claimed that she was killed.

No, wait. Its that jannat bit again. { K_K_Counter = 2 ; /* 5/27 */ }

Lastly, we have this grand news.

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Urdu as a vehicle to express scientific thoughts Literary prowess is not limited to any particular field of knowledge and it is possible to use Urdu as the vehicle to compose and express the scientific thoughts and achievement. The narration in Urdu verse and prose could be presented in such a way that the reader or the listener enjoys it immensely in addition to acquiring latest knowledge in science and technology.

Left out this one, sorry. { K_K_Counter = 3; /* 5/27 */ }

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Husband pays for new bride's travel A recently-wed woman was sent to jannat early by her husband in Korangi police limits on Saturday. Nadia, 18, wife of Ghulam Mohammad was stabbed playfully by her husband after a quarrel at her residence 512, Bilal Colony, Sector 8/B. Later, Mohammad fled while Nadia was swimming in the pool (of blood).

Lies, lies, all lies - at least the "fled" bit. And secondly, how many times have we to say that the 30 day money back guarantee on new goods is absolutely essential. If only, she could be returned, this would not have been necessary.

Mullah Nayakuddin shows talent

Mullah Nayakuddin manages to locate a few snaps of our favorite summer theater event:




Breathtaking, no? Tell them boys from the girls, anyone?

The Tamizuddin Conundrum

The justices are worried as Tamizuddin case haunts CJ hearing

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“God forbid, the decision of this court should not meet the same fate like that of the Maulvi Tamizuddin case as the judgment of Justice Munir has become something of a bad precedence,” Justice Ramday observed.

Dont worry, whats wrong with showing up in a burqa for a change? Further we are reminded that

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But in spite of Tamizuddin Khan’s heroics, arriving in a rickshaw at the servant’s entrance of the high court building dressed in a burqa to evade police surveillance, and the subsequent judgments of the higher judiciary which have become landmarks in the history of jurisprudence in Pakistan, the journey downhill had begun.

Downhill skiing, hard sport, must learn, early age. CHECK.

The World cup herrows continue their winning streak.

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Sri Lanka made 296-9 off 50 overs while Pakistan could muster 181 all out off 42.5 overs.

Some air vacuum activity was observed.

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According to police, the bomb was planted at a bus stop close to a bridge on the RCD highway in the industrial town which went off at around 11pm.

And you know what a rowdy night town Quetta is.

China's lead is in danger.

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ISLAMABAD, May 22: Pakistan’s rapidly growing population at the rate of two per cent a year will reach 217 million by 2020 and will double in the next 32 years.

With all this 400% GDP growth business, US should watch its back too (and for once not due to the obvious fear).

And lastly Sharia law taking rightful prominence

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In a late evening sermon on his illegal FM radio channel, Bagh accused the daily Mashriq’s Khyber Agency correspondent of “giving undue coverage” to Bagh’s opponents. Exhorting his supporters to “kill him with missiles,” Bagh accused Mr Afridi of accepting bribe from the Ansaar leadership.

and you know instead of the good book, they are distributing these:

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Ministry of Law, under its Access to Justice Programme is compiling Urdu translated legal booklets regarding basic human and civilian rights ... ... Without knowledge no community can be empowered. There are hundreds of laws that safeguard the rights of citizens but a common man is unaware of them so he is easily exploited.

Whats he on about. Doesn't he read the good book?

Leader's lead from the front:

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.... bombing a music shop in Sherpao village used to lead Friday prayers at a mosque in a poor locality in Charsadda town and often gave sermons on the blessings of jihad ...

More people are inconsiderate of others' HandD:

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The accused suspected that his wife Mai Kundal had formed illicit relations with Arz Mohammad Gopang. He shot dead his wife and later raided the house of rz, killing Arz and his brother Allah Dad Gopang on the spot.

Hallo, Hallo, Hallo.

She is back, with a movie, no less!! Since she is back the BBC respectfully reminds us what it was all about. But seriously, welcome back ms. bakhtiar, we waj almost running out of material about the "tourism to meet the faithful in 07" gag. Let the revelries begin again.


















Perhaps I might recommend another daredevil act for charity, an earthquake memorial dance, or overnight camping in the mountains, or perhaps a bikini show on the beach in karachi? And for the uninitiated, (and of course, the ulema), we reproduce the shining glory of HandD as:

What we have all been waiting for

Er.. What we have all been waiting for.

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Movie to be made on life of Neelofar Bakhtiar ISLAMABAD: A movie on the life of Federal Minister for Tourism Neelofar Bakhtiar would be made. This was announced by Muhammad Ishfaq Chaudhary Chairman Pakistan Peoples Movement, a pro-Musharraf party. He said that the services of a well-known writer has been hired for writing the story of the movie, adding that the search for the director of the movie is underway.

Watch out Shrek, here comes Aunti Bakhtiar.

Meanwhile, some guy (all right, all right, the famous singer Abrar-ul-Haq, and not some guy) decides to sign "O Parveen, you are very salty", exclamation point. Parveen being a girl's name. Bad choice, he ought to have chosen khusboo. Anyhow, now that the song is a hit, women are hitting back with lawsuits, quitting schools and colleges en masse, and in general making it harder for parents to push them out the door, chaperon in tow, of course. So lets see what the courts have to say about the matter:

"This matter is very sensitive and such things cannot be allowed in Pakistani society," Mr Bhagwandas was quoted as saying by the AFP news agency. "Nobody can be allowed to hurt the sentiments of others," he said.

while the national assembly is considering stopping all work because:

The adjournment motion submitted by member MMA Farid Piracha opined that the singer by using the name of "Parveen" has disgraced and dishonored women of that name.

See, Khusboo would have been so much better. Better than the sad excuse:

But Mr Haq said the song did not use the name Parveen but Parmeen - which is not a recognised name in Pakistan. "It's a misunderstanding - the general public has misunderstood... it's not my fault," Mr Haq said.

Wimmen's throwing to many tantrums: ulema koncerned

Wimmen's should know their blace
Iamanass Reechh, via NSN

Aj you kan see. Wimmen's have been throwing too many tantrums of late. Now I would be the first berson to kommend my wimmens for peing heard when sboken to, dont get me wrong, put this is too much. First, you have this:

Missus Bakhtiar, decides to have fun. Now abhter sitting on the lab of the habby unnamed stranger, without any koncern for the faith or religion, she is komplaining and throwing tantrums.

The ulema had rebektbhully asked her to sit and home and look abhter her children. Frankly, any other wimmens would get stoned for much less.

She decided, aj is kommon theje days, to defie. And to defile. Hello? What ij this world coming to. Tomorrow a judge would be asking the prejident to take off his uniform, and in the court, no less!!
(I like the no less bit, in case you haven't noticed, what?).

She told reuters, as reborted by The Age , and I quote, "We don't need to be intimidated by these people". Now since when have fatwas pekome intimidashun? And why does she go on telling theje things to the bhoreigners?

She ij the minister of tourijm. She needs to bromote tourijm. Why kauje all this damaje to the imaje of the kountree. I ask you.

So we have to take a stand. Aj a community, no less. More so, she should have understood when her rejignation for the barty bost was signed for her. She should have written the other letter her self. She did not.



Now that letter is written. But instead of giving it to the BM, a ladies man, she hands it over to the sekeretary. Now what ij the latter good for in the hands of boor sekeretary. The whole thing smells of a konsbiracy. A very pad konspiracy.

Missus Bakhtiyar needs to rekognize the valiant efforts of the students of the lal masjid. They are doing such good work. She is bring the whole mood down, not to menshun the damage to the kontries image. Aj recently as yesterday, the lal masjid boys and wimmens had said, “The government will have to give up it hybokritical bolicee.” And he ij right. Since when have bakistani wimmens wanted to go land on the north bole, or jumb out of blanes?

The writer ij a sindikated koumnist (no less!!)
He ij brought to us via kultural desk, NSN.

Governmand employees now eligible for canadian visa

At least five wimmens government employees have applied for Canadian visa. Government is reducing red tape to allow more freedom to wimmens in line with the president's enlightened moderated policies of diversity and social justice. Some fine display of downhill skiing was on view as well:

Witnesses said that militants severely beat up members of the Khasaddar force, which was escorting the team and also snatched guns from them. The employees were whisked away to some unknown location in their vehicle.

Of Planes, Trains, and Kekra...

Today, readers, we talk of planes , trains , and kekra ( a crab to you foreigners ) . We talk of the loss of strategic depth , and the hot summer .

Honourable mention today goes to HandD

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MULTAN: Five armed men chopped off a leg, the nose and an ear of Allah Yar Mehr following elopement by his son, Muhammad Saleem, with Kausar on March 16 from Luddan (Vehari) and their marriage the next day. Reports said Abbas, Allah Ditta, Ghulam Fareed, Javed and Hakim chopped off a leg, the nose and an ear of Allah Yar and broke his second leg with batons.

Women's rights are always on our mind.

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JAMSHORO: Two girls were kidnapped from the Kotri Hari Camp on Thursday. Reports said seven armed men dashed into the Hari Camp and kidnapped Meeran, 15, and Malookan, 12.

and the demand for 72 never ceases or ebbs .

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RIYADH (AFP) - Saudi Arabia beheaded by the sword on Thursday two Pakistanis convicted of drug smuggling, keeping up a pace of executions that has already doubled last year’s toll, the interior ministry announced.

Housing receives our attention

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10 model prisons to be constructed in Punjab OUR STAFF REPORTER LAHORE - Punjab Chief Minister, Ch. Pervaiz Elahi has said that 10 model prisons are being constructed in the province where facilities of international standard will be provided to the prisoners.

and moderate enlightenment via air vacuum blasts finds some space in the last column.

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Reports from some areas said that people there had bought CDs from shops and then set them on fire. Thousands of pornographic cassettes and CDs were destroyed in Tandkohi, Murghuz, Kernel Sher Killi, Tehsil Chota Lahor and Doabian areas.