Showing posts with label world cup. Show all posts
Showing posts with label world cup. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Mullah Mahdi-e-dra is grieved...

Diyar Edithar,

I yam very disgusted by this probe which has been dragging on needlessly phor so long
The kaffir media is having a ball slinging mud and goat excrement at the pak image of the Bakistani team : http://wekilledwoolmer.pk

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His death, coming as it did on the heels of Pakistan's disgraceful exit from the World Cup, plunged the nation into almost three months of chaos and crisis
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Pakistanis though believe they've got the longer end of the stick(bamboo), you know where
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It's wrong to say that he was murdered. The Pakistani team had nothing to do with it, unphortunately his back pack did not go off and the kaffir Ireland team survived, he should be called Shaheed Woolmar
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No wonder then, that the public over there are now expresing their anger, citizens are advised not to go near KFC or listen to Jamiacan music
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Woolmer's death precipitated arguably the biggest crisis in Pakistan since Pervez Musharaf's coup d'etat eight years ago
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An unnamed source said the culprit is ready to confess if granted presidential pardon and favours

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Sunday, June 3, 2007

NSN warned by Cable operators

NSN warned by Cable operators
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KARACHI, June 2: Office-bearers of the Cable Operators Association of Pakistan (CAP) on Saturday warned that they would take any satellite TV channel off the air if its programmes went against the ‘armed forces, judiciary and the integrity of Pakistan’.

“We have decided that we’ll not become part of any campaign which goes against the armed forces, judiciary and integrity of Pakistan and will virtually boycott the channels, which indulge in such acts,” Mr Khalid Shaikh, chairman of CAP, said at a press conference at the Karachi Press Club.

Bliss to admire smiling Abdul, TFTA purity in all its glory

PESHAWAR, June 2: A local court released two Arab nationals from the Peshawar central prison on Saturday. Abdul Kareem of Jordan and Syed Abdullah Hashmi of Saudi Arabia were arrested four years ago on suspicion of having links with Al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden.

The court handed over the two to World Prisoners Relief Commission (WPRC) chairman Jawed Ibraheem Paracha with the directive that the commission would take care of the two men till their deportation to their countries.

A day earlier, the NWFP home department had issued a no-objection certificate, allowing the handing over of the two foreigners to the commission.

Addressing a press conference at the Peshawar Press Club after their release, the Arab nationals said that they were close associates of the late Sheikh Abdullah Azaem, a known Arab militant who fought against the USSR.

Abdul Kareem said that they had participated in jihad against the USSR, adding that they would do it again if a need arose.

Meanwhile

Sindh facing shortage of workers ,strugging to cope with 400% growth

And, customary land of the pure justice story of the day

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They had a quarrel with each other over some domestic issue and Rafiq attacked Rehana with a club. She was rushed to hospital by her neighbours where she succumbed to her injuries

and of course this: Woolmer died of old age: Bakistan Bolis

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Shields, a self-styled camera-loving Sherlock Homes-type figure and the second-in-command of the Jamaican police, in a press conference, had announced soon after Woolmer’s body was found and autopsy was performed that the 58-year-old coach had died of asphyxiation after being strangled without having a second opinion.

He also had said that he was ‘100 per cent certain that Woolmer had been murdered’

Sheilds is wrong because he is not 400% certain like the Bakistani players who naturally strangled Woolmer
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Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Cricket Update: Pakistan team soon to apply for Canada visa

Pakistan team soon to apply for Canada visa

Pakistan beat Canada

NSN: West Indies: The tall, tight and fair players of Pakistan today engaged in some good bonhomie with their Canadian counterparts on the playing fields of the Carribean. At one stage reduced to 160 for 6, Pakistan were not going to take it lying down from the big lumberjacks. At one point, cousin of shaheeds for the Kause, Afridi was out for a duck - "I thought it was a Loon!" he is reported to have said, possibly mistaking the duck for similar species only found in Canada. They soon got to their knees and then their feet - finally beating the Canucks in a less than thrilling encounter.

Dutch team's Toon van Loon was not impressed with their performance, saying he was nowhere near Afridi at the time.

After the match, Pakistani players enquired about the possibilities of Canadian visas, including from the supporters of the opposition team.
Canadian players reportedly put both toons and loons into the charity donation box that some hangers on of the Pakistani squad produced for donations to the earthquake.

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This is NSN - Pakistan positive, and proud of it

Saturday, February 10, 2007

World cup rumours

Akhtar and Asif risking life bans, says doping expert

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KARACHI: Pakistan’s decision to drug-test their entire World Cup squad could end in life bans for Shoaib Akhtar and Mohammad Asif, who recently won doping reprieves, an expert warned on Friday.

Danish Zaheer, vice president of the Asian Federation of Sports Medicine, said the two bowlers could still have banned substances in their systems after testing positive in October. “To me it is not the good timing for Akhtar and Asif to have re-tests because if they test positive again, which is likely to happen, then on a second offense they face life bans,” Zaheer, a doctor, told AFP. Akhtar and Asif are both likely inclusions when Pakistan’s squad is announced on Tuesday, despite testing positive for banned steroid nandrolone in internal tests conducted by the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB). Akhtar was banned for two years and Asif for one year by an Anti-Doping Commission in November.

But a month later, both were controversially reinstated by an appellate committee, prompting the World Anti-Doping Agency to appeal to the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS). The CAS, based in Switzerland, is unlikley to hear the case before April. Zaheer said Pakistan should have dealt the WADA appeal before the blanket re-testing, which was announced this week. “The PCB and the athletes should have settled the CAS issue first which would have allowed them to have a suitable line of action in order to avoid double penalty or life ban,” said Zaheer. Crying or Very sad

Zaheer said Akhtar and Asif should keep away from the World Cup if they want to prolong their careers. “The two players must get maximum time away from the competition in order to avoid any testing until the World Cup. Their chances of having over limit of banned substance would be much lower then, rather than if PCB decides to test them now.” Razz BWAHAHAHAHAHAWAHA Pakistan have been given permission by the International Cricket Council to replace any World Cup squad members who test positive. afp


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"Na-Pakistan ka matlab kya ?? La Ilaha Illalah" ROTFL
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ICC DISMISS PAKISTAN PLEA

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Another appeal [ie. begging session] by the the Pakistan Cricket Board to delay the announcement of their World Cup squad has been rejected by the International Cricket Council.

With the final 15-man squad announcements due on February 13, Pakistan officials had requested they be permitted to name their team three days later, when they are scheduled to return from their tour of South Africa.

However, the ICC confirmed on their official website that this request has been turned down.

The delay was requested to give the PCB more time to assess the progress of injured quartet Shoaib Akhtar, Shabbir Ahmed, Umar Gul and Mohammad Sami.