Showing posts with label cricket. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cricket. Show all posts

Saturday, April 14, 2007

BAKISTAN TO RECRUIT BRAVE FAUJI AS OPENING BOWLER. Excellent chucking record cited.

Great News!

BAKISTAN TO RECRUIT BRAVE FAUJI AS OPENING BOWLER. Excellent chucking record cited.

World Cricket Champions Bakistan are negotiating with Col. (Retreated) Anwar Khan Afridi to take up the opening chucker position on the world-famous Bakistani Cricket Team.

In a report filed on Saturdin, April 14, 2007, Amir Mir reports from Islamabad about Col. Afridi's awesome record:

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While protesting in an anti-Musharraf rally on April 4 in Islamabad, Col (retd) Anwar Khan Afridi literally hurled six medals he had won during his long service from 1970 to 1998, including those he had won for showing bravery during the 1971 war with India, towards the Presidency.

Afridi said that he won’t budge from his stance come what may. “I am a true soldier of Pakistan Army unlike Musharraf and would continue my struggle till the reinstatement of the chief justice and the removal of Musharraf from power,” he added. Anwar Afridi, who has four kids, and a wife, has already announced returning his army pension of two plots of land and $313 a month.

The target of his angry gesture is his own commander-in-chief, General Musharraf, who faces the most serious challenge to his eight-year rule, following his March 9 decision to suspend the chief justice of Supreme Court on flimsy charges of misconduct.

Anwar Afridi got his right hand fractured on April 7 in Lahore while taking part in an anti-Musharraf lawyers convention which was attacked by the Punjab police.


The Pakistan International Sports Institute is actively trying to recruit Col. Afridi.

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Afridi says that the ISI was hounding him and his family to retract his decision before the next hearing of the presidential reference against the apex court chief justice on April 18.
He said after their failure to ‘persuade’ him, the operatives of the intelligence agency had gone to his native village to pressurise his parents, who now fear for their life.


There is no word on when Gen. (retreating) Musharraf might accept the job of Opening Batsman.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Cricket Update: Pakistan team soon to apply for Canada visa

Pakistan team soon to apply for Canada visa

Pakistan beat Canada

NSN: West Indies: The tall, tight and fair players of Pakistan today engaged in some good bonhomie with their Canadian counterparts on the playing fields of the Carribean. At one stage reduced to 160 for 6, Pakistan were not going to take it lying down from the big lumberjacks. At one point, cousin of shaheeds for the Kause, Afridi was out for a duck - "I thought it was a Loon!" he is reported to have said, possibly mistaking the duck for similar species only found in Canada. They soon got to their knees and then their feet - finally beating the Canucks in a less than thrilling encounter.

Dutch team's Toon van Loon was not impressed with their performance, saying he was nowhere near Afridi at the time.

After the match, Pakistani players enquired about the possibilities of Canadian visas, including from the supporters of the opposition team.
Canadian players reportedly put both toons and loons into the charity donation box that some hangers on of the Pakistani squad produced for donations to the earthquake.

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This is NSN - Pakistan positive, and proud of it

Friday, March 2, 2007

Bakistan become first ever cricket team

"Bakistan Becomes First-Ever Team"

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Umpires stripped ...

March 02, 2007 20:31 IST

The International Cricket Council on Friday decided to take away the right to terminate matches from umpires and handed it instead to match referees (and Bakistan Jarnails). The recommendation ...adopted .... takes immediate effect.

The move follows last year's row at the Oval in England after Pakistan became the first-ever team to forfeit a Test.