The messiah of laHore

So the messiah haj landed in laHore, ahead of the jurnail, in tow with hij wife, (and hij ride, pulletbroof). The beebles gather in the streets:




Lalprafessar leads the way:



and some of the good feeding the idols stuff:



Now we wait for herr almighty civilian jurnail prejident ceo to return from hij audience:



Pls to note: due to being a long long long time GUBO all-lie, more than one finger ij needed to express the sentiment:

The Toga party of lurve...

So, our imperor (hu? you aks. No, not hu, just the jernail) went to this toga party:



The wimmen went aj a witch (rejist the temptation for the b, repakt the authirtaaa!). So there he ij getting in the door.

Put the beebles in the kountry back home doej not like it one pit:



that wimmen's with the bierced noje is esbecially bissed. Further less, they haj started all this noije about a 'roje' revolushun, no less! They give fillowers to our prave soldiers. See eggjamble:



who didn't know what to do with them. Natually, they will shorten the stalk and hold in behind their ear. Old hapits.



Here shown the korrect tekniche for shortening stalk. A good stalker will hold the same fillower for weeks pehind the same year. Put really theje wimmens are only bretending with theje fillowers, the real pizness habbens away from the cameraj, eggs:


I kan't see no policewimmens there, kan you? Even dancerj are sharpening their movej



just look at the hand jestures. So sharb, So sharb.

And unrelated, our old chambion pulpuddin haj got new combetition:






Rekords are not all they are made up to. Whatever will they think obh next. Oh, my had hurts.

The Tamizuddin Conundrum

The justices are worried as Tamizuddin case haunts CJ hearing

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“God forbid, the decision of this court should not meet the same fate like that of the Maulvi Tamizuddin case as the judgment of Justice Munir has become something of a bad precedence,” Justice Ramday observed.

Dont worry, whats wrong with showing up in a burqa for a change? Further we are reminded that

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But in spite of Tamizuddin Khan’s heroics, arriving in a rickshaw at the servant’s entrance of the high court building dressed in a burqa to evade police surveillance, and the subsequent judgments of the higher judiciary which have become landmarks in the history of jurisprudence in Pakistan, the journey downhill had begun.

Downhill skiing, hard sport, must learn, early age. CHECK.

The World cup herrows continue their winning streak.

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Sri Lanka made 296-9 off 50 overs while Pakistan could muster 181 all out off 42.5 overs.

Some air vacuum activity was observed.

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According to police, the bomb was planted at a bus stop close to a bridge on the RCD highway in the industrial town which went off at around 11pm.

And you know what a rowdy night town Quetta is.

China's lead is in danger.

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ISLAMABAD, May 22: Pakistan’s rapidly growing population at the rate of two per cent a year will reach 217 million by 2020 and will double in the next 32 years.

With all this 400% GDP growth business, US should watch its back too (and for once not due to the obvious fear).

And lastly Sharia law taking rightful prominence

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In a late evening sermon on his illegal FM radio channel, Bagh accused the daily Mashriq’s Khyber Agency correspondent of “giving undue coverage” to Bagh’s opponents. Exhorting his supporters to “kill him with missiles,” Bagh accused Mr Afridi of accepting bribe from the Ansaar leadership.

and you know instead of the good book, they are distributing these:

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Ministry of Law, under its Access to Justice Programme is compiling Urdu translated legal booklets regarding basic human and civilian rights ... ... Without knowledge no community can be empowered. There are hundreds of laws that safeguard the rights of citizens but a common man is unaware of them so he is easily exploited.

Whats he on about. Doesn't he read the good book?

Leader's lead from the front:

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.... bombing a music shop in Sherpao village used to lead Friday prayers at a mosque in a poor locality in Charsadda town and often gave sermons on the blessings of jihad ...

More people are inconsiderate of others' HandD:

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The accused suspected that his wife Mai Kundal had formed illicit relations with Arz Mohammad Gopang. He shot dead his wife and later raided the house of rz, killing Arz and his brother Allah Dad Gopang on the spot.

CEO/Prejdent-Jarnail warns private armies to avoid combeting with guvrmand

CEO/Prejdent-Jarnail warns private armies to avoid combeting with guvrmand

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LARKANA: President General Pervez Musharraf said on Wednesday that a call for “Jihad” could only be given by the government..

Jarnail bromijed tough acshun:

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These people (extremists and terrorists) belong to some Arab countries and some are Uzbeks, who and carrying out their activities in the mountains of NWFP and other areas. They have jeopardised our national interests.” He warned: “Get out, otherwise we will take strong action.”

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Pakistan Army has very strong shoulders and can raise both hands very tall at same time, as they are famous for doing. They can also wave white flag and have white carnations behind their ears. Do not provoke us! Underneath our burkhas we have Ghauri-like bolijjed mijjiles!