President's policy, reverse brain drain behind economic progress: Minister
ISLAMABAD: Some 73,001 Pakistanis were returned home from various countries in 2005-06 and 42,761 in 2006-07 due to better economic opportunities created by the President's policies. At the same time, Pakistan has deported 528 illegal aliens poaching on the jobs meant for Pakistanis in the last three years, Minister of State for Foreign Affairs Khusro Bakhtiar told the National Assembly (NA) in question hour on Thursday.
Bakhtiar said the Pakistani nationals had returned from Nepal, the Maldives, Sri Lanka, Ireland, Italy, Belgium, Netherlands, Iran, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Kenya, Senegal, Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman, Egypt, Lebanon, Syria, UAE, Yemen, Morocco, Algeria, South Africa, Niger, China, Japan, Hong Kong, Singapore, the Philippines, New Zealand, Indonesia, Vietnam and Malaysia. He added that this information had been gathered from Pakistani missions abroad.
This does not include people returning in non-conventional means such as cargo ships, container ships, dhows, commercial airplane wheel wells, Pakistan air force and Pakistan International Airlines planes and wheel wells. The United States also keeps a separate list of Pakistanis who have caused severe economic disappointment there. Those returning from India, are of course, not counted. Most of them will be soon sent back.
The minister lauded the president's policies and remarked that at this rate even second and third generation Pakistanis will soon be returning back home due to better opportunities here. The government is taking full advantage of the highly skilled manpower available. The effects of these new initiatives are already visible in Karachi, Baluchistan, and NWFP.
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Thursday, March 1, 2007
CEO/Prejdent-Jarnail warns private armies to avoid combeting with guvrmand
CEO/Prejdent-Jarnail warns private armies to avoid combeting with guvrmand
Jarnail bromijed tough acshun:
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| LARKANA: President General Pervez Musharraf said on Wednesday that a call for “Jihad” could only be given by the government.. |
Jarnail bromijed tough acshun:
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| These people (extremists and terrorists) belong to some Arab countries and some are Uzbeks, who and carrying out their activities in the mountains of NWFP and other areas. They have jeopardised our national interests.” He warned: “Get out, otherwise we will take strong action.” |
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| Pakistan Army has very strong shoulders and can raise both hands very tall at same time, as they are famous for doing. They can also wave white flag and have white carnations behind their ears. Do not provoke us! Underneath our burkhas we have Ghauri-like bolijjed mijjiles! |
Friday, January 19, 2007
Our reborters find HMEHPPGPM
Pakistan will always hold its own
NSN (Islamabad): We were exceedingly delighted to be invited once again to the diligently manicured lawns of the Presidental Grounds. This time we had asked the President General for his views on his order to Mullahs not to criticize him, although Pakistan is founded on Islam, and Islam, on Mullahs.
NSN: Greetings, Sir!
HMEHPPGPM: Yes, sister-in-law's cousin's bithday, I remember. Already posted it. How do you know all these things, hain? Do you have a prescription for the Greenberry?
NSN: No, Sir, I just meant, "hello".
HMEHPPGPM: Then you should, as I have said, say what you mean and mean what you say. In fact, in rural Pakistan, the fierce but hospitable Tabak-Jurrw'aql tribe says, "Do not send greetings if you do not intend to greet, do not arrange meetings if you don't intend to meet, because for every cup of tea, there has to be a biscuit".
NSN: Subhan Allah, Sir.
HMEHPPGPM: Yes, I will convey your reciprocations to the Tabak.
Anyway, you were asking on the phone why I have told mullahs to not talk against me, while, as you point out, Pakistan is based on Islam. Yes, mullahs certainly, I would say, are the ballheads of Islam. But they are only religious people. They will tell you how to reach heaven, how to maximize your rewards in heaven, how to punish those who deserve to be punished, and why they deserve to be punished, you know,.. all these deep, spri-chwal metachemical, philosophical things..but what to they know about running a country? Zero. Zipcode 90210...Turbo, I have to say, let your experienced CEO do it! I..
NSN: Sir, I think you mean "ergo", not "turbo"..
HMEHPPGPM: Eh? What is "ergo"? I was reading the brochure which accompanied the computer chairs in the new General's Lounge VI in GHQ, and I think I came across that word..
NSN: Sir, that would be "ergonomical". Good for your posture..
HMEHPPGPH: See, that is why I hate this English language. Such a profusion of confusion. Give me my 400% Pindigenous Urdu anytime and everytime.
And there is nothing wrong with my posture. I am always open to new analysis, I never have a rigid stance on anything. No, we are very well positioned geo-strategically; in that field, Pakistan will always hold its own against any adversary.
What I am concerned about is the socio-political environment. And that is where the Mullahs come in. After they come in, I tell them, look, do not mess up the geo-strategic situation that i have managed to acquire for Pakistan. I have had to work hard. I have missed many Friday night Qawwali Mehfils to fight for our current stability on various fronts, and even on the backside. Financially, Pakistan is secure, thanks to me. Militarily, it is securer, thanks to me. And geo-stategically, we are securest, thanks to me.
So I tell them, do not meddle in the affairs of the state. Let there be a separation between the Mosque and the State. This is not Britain, hain?
In other words, there are no other words to say this: we...Excuse me, Greenberry....Yes? Yes? Already? That is good news indeed. How many?... Praise Allah! What colour are they?.... Are they mine?... Yes, yes, that's exactly what I mean..OK..I'm coming..don't do anything to scare them..
Well, got to run..bye.
NSN: Good day, Sir, and thank you.
This is NSN.
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NSN (Islamabad): We were exceedingly delighted to be invited once again to the diligently manicured lawns of the Presidental Grounds. This time we had asked the President General for his views on his order to Mullahs not to criticize him, although Pakistan is founded on Islam, and Islam, on Mullahs.
NSN: Greetings, Sir!
HMEHPPGPM: Yes, sister-in-law's cousin's bithday, I remember. Already posted it. How do you know all these things, hain? Do you have a prescription for the Greenberry?
NSN: No, Sir, I just meant, "hello".
HMEHPPGPM: Then you should, as I have said, say what you mean and mean what you say. In fact, in rural Pakistan, the fierce but hospitable Tabak-Jurrw'aql tribe says, "Do not send greetings if you do not intend to greet, do not arrange meetings if you don't intend to meet, because for every cup of tea, there has to be a biscuit".
NSN: Subhan Allah, Sir.
HMEHPPGPM: Yes, I will convey your reciprocations to the Tabak.
Anyway, you were asking on the phone why I have told mullahs to not talk against me, while, as you point out, Pakistan is based on Islam. Yes, mullahs certainly, I would say, are the ballheads of Islam. But they are only religious people. They will tell you how to reach heaven, how to maximize your rewards in heaven, how to punish those who deserve to be punished, and why they deserve to be punished, you know,.. all these deep, spri-chwal metachemical, philosophical things..but what to they know about running a country? Zero. Zipcode 90210...Turbo, I have to say, let your experienced CEO do it! I..
NSN: Sir, I think you mean "ergo", not "turbo"..
HMEHPPGPM: Eh? What is "ergo"? I was reading the brochure which accompanied the computer chairs in the new General's Lounge VI in GHQ, and I think I came across that word..
NSN: Sir, that would be "ergonomical". Good for your posture..
HMEHPPGPH: See, that is why I hate this English language. Such a profusion of confusion. Give me my 400% Pindigenous Urdu anytime and everytime.
And there is nothing wrong with my posture. I am always open to new analysis, I never have a rigid stance on anything. No, we are very well positioned geo-strategically; in that field, Pakistan will always hold its own against any adversary.
What I am concerned about is the socio-political environment. And that is where the Mullahs come in. After they come in, I tell them, look, do not mess up the geo-strategic situation that i have managed to acquire for Pakistan. I have had to work hard. I have missed many Friday night Qawwali Mehfils to fight for our current stability on various fronts, and even on the backside. Financially, Pakistan is secure, thanks to me. Militarily, it is securer, thanks to me. And geo-stategically, we are securest, thanks to me.
So I tell them, do not meddle in the affairs of the state. Let there be a separation between the Mosque and the State. This is not Britain, hain?
In other words, there are no other words to say this: we...Excuse me, Greenberry....Yes? Yes? Already? That is good news indeed. How many?... Praise Allah! What colour are they?.... Are they mine?... Yes, yes, that's exactly what I mean..OK..I'm coming..don't do anything to scare them..
Well, got to run..bye.
NSN: Good day, Sir, and thank you.
This is NSN.
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[NSN paid avertisement]
The Pakistan Army: How the Indian Nose was Bloodied
in 1948, 1965, 1971, and 1999.
Gen. (Retd.) Mohammad F. Ret'uddeen
Declassified:
1953, 1969, 1973, 1997: Wars we won but did not tell you about.
Gen. (Retd.) Dilkhush Diklhaas Fail'uddeen
Choose from out great schemes:
Buy one get one free OR but two pay for one.
Fauji Qaid-e-Mirch Bookstores
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