Canadian visa ...

2 visa applicants victims approach SHC to expedite cases
KARACHI- Two canadian visa applicants on Tuesday filed petition before Sindh High Court, seeking transfer of their cases from interior Sindh to Karachi on account of threats to their lives.
Kainat, 13, was gang qualified in January 2007 in Mehar, Dadu district after intoxicating her. Nasima Alabano, 16, was kidnapped in day times from her residence in Mirpur Mathelo, Ghotki district and taken to the private premises called Autaq where she was gang qualified. When the villagers reached the Autaq after listening painful voices of Naseema, the examiners threw her out without supporting documents.

Whats a little sewage water, then?

How will a canadian visa will help, if you come back:

Quote:

Minister helps canadian returnee ISLAMABAD, June 12: Minister of State for Communications Mohammad Shahid Jamil Qureshi, facing charges of illegally detaining Kafila Siddiqui, a Canadian national of Pakistani origin who died under mysterious circumstances last Saturday night, resigned from the cabinet on Tuesday. However, his name has not been placed on the exit control list despite a request made by police.

All this attention to "shedding" has caused changed the word. Today's phrase is "to put aside", as in:

Quote:

Re-election by new assemblies, hopes US: Musharraf should ‘put aside the uniform’ WASHINGTON, June 12: The US State Department has said that it believes President Musharraf will seek re-election from the parliament formed after the forthcoming elections. The department’s spokesman also hoped that if President Musharraf “continues in political life,” he will “put aside the uniform”.

Meanwhile, infrastructure is being made air vacuum proof:

Quote:

Newly laid railway track at risk from sewage water JAMSHORO: The sewage water of different residential areas of Kotri may damage a four-kilometre railway track recently laid at the cost of Rs 100 million. The Kotri Junction Railways has also sent a letter to the Ministry of Railways, expressing concern over the deteriorating condition of the track ....

What's a little sewage water between friends?

Canadian visa ...

Rapist must 'Pay' with wife.

Islamabad - A tribal council in central Pakistan has ordered the surrender of the wife of a rapist to the child victim's father for retribution, media reports said on Tuesday.

The council, called a punchayat, was convened in a village near the Punjab Province city of Multan, located 380km south of Islamabad, after police refused to register a case against a local man for assaulting the minor.

Brothers of the accused man had initially offered one of their four daughters in compensation for the crime, the newspaper Daily Nation said.

But the council decreed that the father of the victim could wreak revenge on the man's wife, who upon hearing the verdict moved to her parents' home for protection.

Tribal law still applies in many rural areas of Pakistan and it is not uncommon for women and children to be "given" to aggrieved families during the settlement of feuds.

Festival at the Canadian High Commission

As one in attendance of the Canadian visa festival at the High Commission in IslamAintBad, I would like to report that:

Quote:

Aromatic night at Canadian HC ISLAMABAD - As the sun went down and the lights turned on, the Canadian High Commission was in full swing on Friday night.

I would like to caution the tourists that taking pictures in northern areas is, well, a hazard, but still

Quote:

.. Andrea Auger who captured the snap of a truck moving with the snake pace at Karakoram Highway ..

more hazardous is to cast aspirations on the persons of the tight and fair trucks plying the deeper than sea friendship highway. Still, given that the night was still young:

Quote:

Heart-touching function was on its peak when different models wearing traditional and cultural embrioded outfits started walking through the audience while mesmerizing them. The dresses were depicting various attributes of the ancient but mysterious land of the subcontinent. At the end, all the energetic young danced at the rhythmic tones of the drum and the flute and their energies were once again restored by offering them delicious foods of Pakistani origin.

But what they dont understand, is that this sort of thing attracts attention and while the faithful are busy just this moment:

Quote:

The Lal Masjid administration on Friday announced that its students would attack audio and video shops, massage centres and brothels in Islamabad if their owners did not wind up their businesses immediately.

they still take notice of this sort of thing

Quote:

He regretted that the MMA government had got involved in purely political matters which resulted in social degradation. “The sale of drugs and liquor has increased and dancing, prostitution and music are on the rise in the NWFP which is being ruled by graduates of seminaries,” he added.

and accordingly have issued an ultimatum

Quote:

Stop immoral acts or Lal Masjid students will move in: Aziz ISLAMABAD - Khateeb Lal Masjid Maulana Abdul Aziz on Friday urged the government to shut down all centres of immoral activities and take stern action against the police and robbers otherwise the students of the seminary would punish them under the Shariah laws.

Now this is sort of a problem, if you are Canadian, because obviously you wont get the Canadian visa even if you qualify. However these japanese girls have done well to qualify before anything process changes:

Quote:

Reportedly, two Japanese girls aged between 18 to 20 came to Pakistan some six months ago to learn Urdu language. Both were residing in Garden Town since their arrival. On the day of incident, Schizuka and her friend went to Gulberg to watch the shooting of a film. Two youngsters asked the girls to go with them and later took them in a house owned by one of them. Meanwhile they also invited their two other friends in the same house.

Having qualified for the visa, of course, they can forget trying to gain any publicity out of their wonderful experience, since others have already been warned to not commercialize their failed attempts to gain western visa.

Quote:

Forget inquiry into killings KARACHI - President Pervez Musharraf on Friday told a high-level meeting to "forget an inquiry" into the Karachi carnage on May 12 when the chief justice arrived here to address the Sindh High Court Bar Association

Hallo, Hallo, Hallo.

She is back, with a movie, no less!! Since she is back the BBC respectfully reminds us what it was all about. But seriously, welcome back ms. bakhtiar, we waj almost running out of material about the "tourism to meet the faithful in 07" gag. Let the revelries begin again.


















Perhaps I might recommend another daredevil act for charity, an earthquake memorial dance, or overnight camping in the mountains, or perhaps a bikini show on the beach in karachi? And for the uninitiated, (and of course, the ulema), we reproduce the shining glory of HandD as:

Governmand employees now eligible for canadian visa

At least five wimmens government employees have applied for Canadian visa. Government is reducing red tape to allow more freedom to wimmens in line with the president's enlightened moderated policies of diversity and social justice. Some fine display of downhill skiing was on view as well:

Witnesses said that militants severely beat up members of the Khasaddar force, which was escorting the team and also snatched guns from them. The employees were whisked away to some unknown location in their vehicle.

March of Brogress

March of Progress, proceeds unstinted, as it seems:

Progressive culture spreading north (and soon south) of Pindi. PEMRA now wants Pakistan to jump a technology generation (CD/DVD) and straight into the HD-DVD/Blue-Ray world.

Women are now demanding equality with men . And no one has the right to poke their nose in (this particular) woman's matters.


Quote:

However, the affair came into the knowledge of Mehboob's father Noor Hussain, who admonished his son and asked him to end relations with the girl. Mehboob gave in to family pressure and betrayed the girl.


How dare he spoil the good name of the lady!!

To this last attack on their superiority, the men reply with routine ho-hum events:

Telephone Linemen to persevere for customer satisfaction , and also the usual

Foreigners flocking to Pakistan for visa opportunities : Many are not eligible.

and then there is something in the way of excellent cultural expression, tradition, and law that I have not been able to comprehend completely

Enlightenment and canadian visas

213 munafiqs sent to hell by 20 goat loving martyrs

Denizens of Bakistan celbrate entering dark ages in style

Bakistan - Ensuring ethnic burification


One more abblicajation to Canadian Visa

Bositive Neuj of the day

With so much good reporting being done by Mullah Mahdi-e-dra, and others. I am left with only cultural reporting, and Canadian visa conquest (CVC) investigations. So here are are few rough notes and scraps,

Exhibit A: Liberated Woman seeks Visa , and
Exhibit B: Visa delay protested .

There is always a reason for these delays, the functionaries are busy dealing with other applications, as is evident in their quick rejoinder, foreigners are now eligible for submitting canadian visa in Pakistan while on the other front the process is being made easier for applicants by strengthening ties with Canada

News reporting from THE resort

As you know, I have resantly travelled to the resort on the bay, lokashun undisklosed. Whan I waj leaving, the PeeAreEbh jirga waj deciding the bhate of our peloved bositive neuz thrad.

It is satisbhactory that the thrad was menshuned onlee honorably in jirga, and yeditors were not required to pass water for tast or bhire tast to brove anything. I am shtil dishartned by the skatering ebhekt this haj had on the bhaitbhul. May the almost-mighty have mercy and restore the eyditars, reborters to bhull strangth again soon.

Bray also bhor an arly and two my vakation in the resort. The managemant haj allowed me onlee limited priviliges, aj you all kan understand.

Meanwhile there ij bositive neuz:

1. Conservative Culture on Display: Hundreds participate in lively discussion

2. Baloch claim separate cultural identity: festivities in progress

3. Komplex approaches needed to protect against cultural invasion

4. Moderation demontrated at local event: better press coverage of local events demanded

5. Batter work opportunities for women in pakistan : UN representative expertise shown ,

and last but most,

6. Canadian visa application forms requested: eligibility acquisition soon

There has been very little enlightenment recently, mostly because of all the noise made by liars (clearly miscreants) trying to project pakistan in bad light. Hopefully, this will not set a precedent for media to spend its time and focus on such frivolous happenings.

----------------
NSN
Moderation, and enlightenment: when you have it, why not display it?
World reknowned name in positive newz
(now with reporters phoren returned, at THE resort, and resort returned and bawshten returned)

Canadian visa comes with responsibilities

Following the Australian experience, new opportunities for education:

No stoning, canadian migrants told.

Kushchun on the Kuschun din

Diyar Hadithers and resbacted sindikated kalumnists:

Pismillah ur Rahman (ur) Rahim (purr...)

Since today ij the din phor asking quschions, I vill also ask one.

Bhat for is NSN not investigating canadian visa abbplicants peing kreated in bhoreign kountries? Oph late many many applikants for canadian visa have peen kreated in phar off blaces like Londonistan, pritainistan and autraliastan. Still, their abblications have not received due attenshion of the NSN inveshtigators. Since this is news (and not kulture/cultural ebhent), I request your kind attenshion onlee.

Hidayath Al-Beshawari

Reborter Abblication Under konsiderashion, Cultural Desk, NSN