Pindi (NSN)- Unconfirmed report says infamous (thus famous) Angrej Mohterma Jade Goody( PB upon her pure Mother) has been invited to Bakistan on a special invitaion from none-other then HHGPFM Gola. Delivering master diplomatic stroke last night , El Presedente directed Londonistani staff of Bakistan very high commission to find Jade ( in the middle of the night) and deliver instant visa. Meanwhile here in Slum-abad El Presedente had this to say to the media person:
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| Bakistan has always welcomed visitors. We respect visitors. Bhart's refusal to deliver visa to an Angrej Lady is an act of wicketness and has to be deplored on all international flora and fauna. I know very well how one feels when visa is withheld. All this eight years I am ordering and begging Bharat to talk but see.......no way......they simply refuse to invite me. Well ......that's all I have to say for the moment and I am looking forward to personally greet that tall,fair and famous Angrej lady who showed Indians their place. |
Just to remind our readers myth of beautiful, tolerant and democratic Bharat was blowen away by Lady Jade when she showed Sipla shetty (no connection with peacfull Najam Shitty)her right place.
NSN would like to add that there are rumours that Lady Jade may be awarded Hila-le-Bakistan . Altough unconfirmed reports says she may even end her groom-search when she meets tall,fair,strong and meat eating members of Bakistani cricker squad.
