NSN Eves-Dropping
NSN (Muzaffarabad): We bring you the conversation between Ms. Jane Goody, who is touring the Mujahideen Camps at the request of the President General.
JG: Ah! So this is where you train to free Kashmir from Indian occupation..
Mohammad Bilal Lal-e-lal: Yes. We will be successful soon, inshallah.
JG: Why do you pakis keep saying that inshallah stuff?
Manzoor Ghazi: Shut your mouth, insolent woman! And do not call us Paki. It is bad.
JG: But you are Paki!
Mohamad Jan Mohammad: SHUT UP, [NSN regrets].
JG: Shh! Calm down! Here, have a bottle of my perfume "Shh!"
Mohamad Jan Mohammad: Ah! Attar!
Ata-ur Rehman: Bhai Jan Mohammad, you called me?
Mohamad Jan Mohammad: No, no..you keep cleaning those AKs..
OK, Guddi..let me take you to meet someone..
Mansoor Jabbar: Yes, come and see inside..
Suhail Noor Kismat: It is good inside..come..
JG: But..
Mohammad Butt: Yes, I am coming also, do not worry Guddi..
[NSN was interested to see what Ms. Goody was to see inside the inner chamber of the tent, but we could not take the risk of seeming to be too inquisitive, so we left after sharing tea with the men. Whatever was inside must have been good, Ms. Goody seemed to be quite excited and approving].
This is NSN.
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