World peace is possible only if Pakistan is understood and appreciated
NSN (Islamabad): The President General invited us to "encourage the diffission of information about Pakistan and counter the lies propulcated by the media". The recently fertilized lawns looked greener than we had ever seen them before.
NSN: Thank you once again for the opportunity, Sir..
HMEHPPGPM: Once again, the opportunity is all mine.
You know, India and the world would be better off if it had your attitude. No thirst for the truth in anyone nowadays, that is why they are worse on. I say, ask, and listen. I am always open to anyone who wants to probe deeper into the reality of Pakistan.
NSN: Sir, men like you are rare to find nowadays.
HMEHPPGPM: Do not be discouraged, keep searching, you should always have courage. Especially at your age.
As I was saying, Pakistan needs to be understood. That is the key world peace. And prosperity. We are a sovereign, honoured, dignified..
NSN: Sir, I still have that list..
HMEHPPGPM: Ah, good. Efficient, like a secretary.
So, to continue, we are a country with a wealth of talent, at the crucial crux point of history. A country that can make or break the world. Our potential is flaggerbasting, our work ethic third to none, our sense of pride brings tears to the eyes. Of joy, one would like to add. [HMEHPPGPM reached into his hip pocket and pulled out a small wad of tissue papers].
Greenex?
NSN: No thank you, Sir.
HMEHPPGPM: [Taking off his glasses, hooking them on one of his medals- we think it was the "Shehnaz-e-Pakistan"- and dabbing his eyes with the tissue paper] We have achieved our stature because we have a tolerant nature, and let me tell you, we have a bright future. [Breathing onto his lenses, polishing then, and then looking toward the Pakistani Flag fluttering at the entrance of the Presidential Full ("We do not believe in quarters")] Pakistan is the key to world destiny. [Yelling] Inzimam..why are they patrolling near my roses? I told you roses are sensitive to the smell of gunpowder.
Yes, one needs to see that Pakistan is a great country. I mean, long before we started the present War on Terror, even before we allied with the West to fight Communism, Pakistan was a staunch one. You know, friend of friends, enemy of enemies.
Now the world treats us like an ear bud. Use it, throw it away. Some little money gets thrown our way, as if to say, "Good doggie". Are we a dog? Do you think we are an ear bud? This country, which has sacrificed itself over and over for the good of the world, is treated like this. Is this not the world's attitude? Is this gratitude? I ask you.
This is what I want you to tell the world. You should say:
Cherish Pakistan. Without Pakistan, where will you be? Be thankful that Pakistan is on your side. Let me tell you, if the world makes an enemy out of Pakistan, there will be hell to pay, and we do not take credit either. Pay your respects to Pakistan. Make your payments on schedule. Money is the root of lots of things, and we needs to look at the root causes. It is the duty of the world to acknowlegde our creativity, to encourage our prosperity, and to help us maintain parity.
You got that?
NSN: All recorded, Sir.
HMEHPPGPM: Good. "I expect you to do your duty", as the Qaid said.
Pakistan Paindabad. Good bye.
NSN: Good bye, Sir!
This is NSN.
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