Begging Bowl Inscription Brawl
NSN NIBS (Islamabad): NSN News in Briefs reports that the debate over inscriptions on the official Begging Bowl has now turned ugly, with parties openly accusing each other of not "having Pakistan's best interests at heart". GHQ Pindi-ISI, which has staunchly stood by the existing "Allah Hu Akbar" inscription on the Bowl, has pooh-poohed Mulk-e-Watan Pakistan Inc.'s cries for the more secular inscription "Help Pakistan, Help The World" as an "abominable sell out of the principles on which Pakistan stands. [NSN Notes: Pakistan's founding principles are Islam, Muslims, Win at all costs, Lie if you lost, Eat grass but laugh at grass-eaters, Money is like runs in a one-day match: as long as the dollars come, it does not matter how they come].
The President General was livid when asked in a press conference about MWP's demand. "You cannot take Allah out of Pakistan, Watan and its so-called secular demand can go [NSN regrets] itself" a visibly furious Pervez Musharraf said. Mian Shaukat Amrikeez, the MWP spokesman, has replied, "Mulk-e-Watan Pakistan does not believe that highlighting Pakistan's place as a central player in today's world is a sin. If it is, may Allah cast me into hell. It is for the Almighty to decide, who gave General Sahib the right to judge?"
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