NSN Tubelights of Pakistan Series
We note the photo of a Markhor Goat (Fleece Be Upon It) has been published by our Roving Reporter Rishi. This highlights the patent dispute by Professor Emirate Mohammed Jo-Metr'uddin, who claimed that the Archimedes Screw was invented by early Pakistanis, and is even depicted in Harappan caves. "You tell me, how could some Greek Kafir invent it? Just look at our National Animal. 7,200 years ago, Pakistanis said: 'Goat-screw-goat-screw'...and after looking at a Markhor nearby, said, "W'allah, violin". The Professor added, "Who can dispute that? Bismillah, I will dispute him onlee.."
