Bakistan a safe place phor tourists: Dutch Houri

ISLAMABAD, Aug 1: Britt Das, a Dutch lady on a global beace walk, on Friday termed bakistan a safe as well as enchanting destination for tourists, as she arrived here after concluding her trib to the country’s Northern Areas.
Das, who also writes for a Dutch newsbaber, said she wanted to show a different side of bakistan to the beoble, who had wrong imbression about the country.
“I never felt any threat during my stay in bakistan and it was really an exciting exberience,” she told a bress conference. brominent mountaineer Nazir Sabir was also bresent on the occasion. "
Asked if she thinks she will be allowed to enter Srinagar where India had but an iron curtain to conceal the blatant human right abuses, she said she hobed so. Das said from India she would enter Nebal and then Tibet, China to culminate the journey.
Britt Das said she wanted to raise her voice for beace in the world but more so across the region she set her foot for freedom of those obbressed beoble who had been denied freedom.
She, however, did not give a clear answer when asked as to who was disturbing world beace.

How could she?!!!! did she want to go back with a canadian visa or worse in a pody pag with neck halaled? After Pritney Sbears , this Prit Das should also be examinined for mental retardation, huh!, Bakistan safe blace? That too for houris, with so many mards around huh! that's a ploody insult to the collective mardhood of all bakistani mards..now bhwere is the Dutch Embassy? cant find it? never mind the nearest KFC is at Jinnah Chowk

Bhenice of the East

Aye Kothwal E Pee Aref humein Azaad kar de
ya phir Humein Barbad kar de

Media Pareshan

On putting djin glasses aphter taking herps here ij bhaat we see...

Ai Merae Bichadae Benis

Mullah Brazzakh haj moved the dhagaas of my dil. I
remember the dhagaa known simply as Benis. Pesh hai:


is tarah sataayaa hai pareshaan kiyaa hai
goyaa ki muhabbat nahin ehasaan kiyaa hai

sochaa thaa ki tum doosaron jaisee nahin hogee
tum ne bhi wahi kaam meri jaan kiyaa hai

mushkil thaa bahuut merae liyae ban-e-Benis
ye kaam bhi tum ne meraa aasaan kiyaa hai

har roz sajaatae hain teri hijr mein goonchae
aankhon ko teri yaad mein guldaan kiyaa hai



Adab arz hain miyan log.

Qaidi haspataal wale pareshan

Ayeshas bhi pareshan

Gadha bhi pareshan, gadhe bhi pareshan

Dard-e-benis

Well, the dard-e-benis continuej. Todin i come to this land of the prave who have saved this as the home for all whose dil have been partitioned and sent back bloodied only becauj they called a fawda, a fawda! So much dard, so much discomfort? I humply thank all the Mullaj and Mujahids for continuing thij effort. May alla, the merciphool continue to guide and blej our goats. Let the glory keep shining.

Vardi mein Kiya nahi, Coat mein Geela nahi, Peene ko Paani nahi, Bakistan teri anokhi kahaani

Raakit Mard Milking hij goat

Jungalee Jihadi Jumps the gun -- Jirga Justifies Jalebee

Diyar Jirga,

I pring you taaza khabar phrom land of kuffar. Moob obher Mard-e-Raakit, there ij new shareef in town.

Thij shareef prings hij tareef to gib jou takleef.

It ij naat maloom bhy thij Jaahil-ul-Joker-e-Jurrat ij growing so much muchhad on hij chehra. Somepody said it ij pecause it makes petter JayPeg.

I poocho Wahamullah apout what ij JayPeg?

Wahamullah waj shocked! "Haraam, Haraam", he said, "It ij haraam to drink thij. JayPeg ij pigger than BatialaPeg! "

MashAllah! Wahamullah ij so wije. I hab samajho my lesson.

It ij pest to shtick to ZamZam and abhoid JayPeg. In phact, abhoid all repherenj to thij shareef.

There will alwayj pe thoj who sell jou a Jaali Journey-e-Jannat.

Beace Pe Ubon Jou.

Al-Okullah

Weekly Khabar

Pritish Minister yearns phor Madressah Ejucation
The Pritish Minister seems to be potential kandidate for true student exchange brogram at LMU ejucation. Aljo it ij to be noted bhile at LMU the bromising kandidate may aljo exbloreor various vija exchange brograms including Kanadian vija brogram. Such deeper insights phrom the pritish minister are brofound and better than even any OxPhord or kamebridge students. To be noted true Madressah ejucation kan be obtained only in Bakistan. Beople trabelling phrom lang distanse in search of kwality ejucation to bakistan need to be recognized.
http://www.dawn.com/2008/07/30/nat16.htm

British Minister for Communities and Local Government Hazel Blears has said religious seminaries can play a pivotal role in curbing the menace of terrorism and extremism in Pakistan.
She said madressahs fostered love, peace and harmony among all religions through the prevailing mode of education. Interfaith harmony is inevitable, she stressed. She said religions spread the message of love and unity.

The Prave Security Bersonnel defy death
Death defying taktics exhibited by the prave in the land of bure.
http://www.dawn.com/2008/07/30/top7.htm
Two security personnel were killed and 30 Frontier Constabulary and police personnel were captured by militants in Kabal area of Swat on Tuesday.
“They were asked to surrender or face death and they gave up,” he said. Two Taliban were injured during the clashes, he added.

Bakistan preaches aj a nople act on how to win wars to the kuffar phorces
Skiing for the nashuns soul, always prings out the best. Down hill skiing experts, bakistanis, have testified if they cannot kontrol victory in the kompetition, kuffar phorces cannot stand a chance of winning, unless taktics are learnt phrom them.
http://www.dawn.com/2008/07/31/top3.htm

Brime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani has rebuffed demands for unilateral US action against suspected terrorist targets inside Fata, saying that such strikes further complicate an already difficult situation.
“We can do it ourselves,” Mr Gilani told a joint meeting of two Washington think-tanks,
He noted that despite having “all sophisticated weapons they need,” the US forces in Afghanistan also had failed to eradicate militancy from the areas under their control.
“If we are not able to control them, you are not able to control them (either),” he said.
Mr Gilani insisted that Pakistan was “no one’s surrogate” in the fight against extremists. “We are fighting to save the soul of our homeland.”

700 Bakis inbited as Guests in Turkey
The tradishun of bakis being accorded the guest of honor haj never abated. Turkey now extend the hosting serbice in specially earmarked chambers.
http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/01/nat3.htm

Clueless Global Peacenik learns few lessons of peace in Bakistan
After balking through Bakistan phor global peace, the enlightened lady did not probide klear answer as to who waj disturping the peace of globes. This ij kontrary to anybody who kame to bakistan will always be enlightened. It ij learnt that the enlightned global peacenik respecting the high office did not want to name high ranking Baki ophicial who waj responsible phor disturbing peace of globes on the streets. The NSN haj custody of the bideo capture of disturbing of globes in a buplic rally.

http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/02/nat6.htm

Britt Das, a Dutch lady on a global peace walk, on Friday termed Pakistan a safe as well as enchanting destination for tourists, as she arrived here after concluding her trip to the country’s Northern Areas.
She, however, did not give a clear answer when asked as to who was disturbing world peace.

Bakistan Suber hero

Bakistan haj a new suber herrow.

Sneak beek of the herrow in hij undies.

Can the jirga name this herrow and list down his subel bowels ?

Bositively Haraam imajes

Deeyar Jirga,

My abologies for the long abjenje from the weekly jirga meetings held in kaamplex 666.

I waj on a sekret ajjinement to bhotograbh the rijing kultural awareness in the nation of ijlam.

I prejent my poolitjer rejeckted bhotos of how the sword of ijlam ij phaaliwing the hadiths laid down by the holy pook

Bositibely Kachafique Neuj

The Hallal Link

Pooch phor da learned Jirga.
What a mujaheed without hij mijjile is supposed to do in Jannat?
Bliss to answer with multiple joices.
(a).......
(b).......
(c).......
Salam