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Sherry on $hit list of gropers!

LaWHORE: Federal Grobing and Mol-e-stashun (G&M) Minister Sherry Rehman is currently a brime target phor grobers oph FATA and the Interior Ministry oph Burqa ijjuance (IMBI) has advised her to restrict her buplic burqaless movements in light of the threat to her youknowwhat. According to a Yawn Nooj rebort, opphicial sourcej habe said that the IMBI haj infaarmed the G&M Ministry that she is on the hit list of a would-be fidayeen grober aphter the buplic dijblay oph tsij bicchar py Ayatollah-in-baiting Vamanullah. A senior IMBI Ministry official also confirmed the report on condition of anonymity, saying that brovider to Brime Minister on G&M Rehman Malik had himself conveyed knaalij of the bossible attembt to Sherry Rehman to ensure saphety oph the two nashional ass-e-ts. Brime Minister Grober-in-chief has placed all three bases under a state of “high alert” aphter broviding supphicient plack purqa coverage...NSN reborts