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Suicide attack in D.I. K
By Our Krasspandent
DERA ISMAIL KHAN, July 13: A suicide bomber blew himself up near a place where a religious conference was being held here on Sunday.The suicide attack, which injured four people, took place at the end of the conference held in Kotli Imam Hussain in memory of people killed in bomb explosions and target killings in Dera Ismail Khan.MMA vice-chairman Allama Sajid Naqvi was chief guest at the event attended by ulema and religious scholars from across the country.
Aankh witnesses said the bomber was a young man sporting a small beard and wearing white shalwar qameez.His body remained intact because only a part of the explosive belt he was wearing blew up.The injured were identified as Laal Khan, Riaz Hussain, Malik Tariq and Mohammad Bilal.Security forces cordoned off the area after the explosion and called in bomb disposal personnel to defuse the explosive belt.
Diyar Ied-Atar
Doej the partial bummer go to jannath ?
4 comments:
AoA, dese half IED mubarak are supposed
to dispatched to Jahanum,but, sincj
there haj been shortaje oph Hooris
yand 28s in Jannat, derephore he haj been
blessed to be among 28s.
salam
>>>>> Doej the partial bummer go to jannath ?
thij bartial pummer is a good pooch. I hab contacted Mullah Wahamullah for anjer.
Phirshtly, he waj bhery imbrejed with my sawaal (two good pooch in two bheeks, he said!) -- put I humply gave credit to Mullah Mah-e-Dra.
Now for the jawaab. Wahamullah is oph the obinion that bartial pummer haj two alag-alag phuture:
1. Iph he diej, he getj penalty on houri quota. Maype onlee 36 or 48 houris.
2. Iph he livej on, he gets a pig dedukshun in hij houri credit account. Maype onlee 12 houris left.
Put, there ij more. Iph the Shahid makej a new dhamaka bhich is 400% succejfool he getj hij phool quota of 72 reshtored.
I hope this is not giving your sir chakkars. Wahamullah is highly scientiphic and mathematikal. Bliss poocho more.
Salaams.
Diyar Mullah Al-ok,
The prafessars at LMU taught me that during suicide bambing, only that portion that blows up kampletely goes to jannat.
LMU ishtoodants always have smaller bambs in their mijjiles and musharaafs to make sure they enjoy houris and LMU mullahs in jannat.
Diyar Mullahs,
I have Konphirmed that the latest mujahid has reached jannat and is enjoying his houris and the loving attention of breviously shaheedized Mullahs.
Our bhery clever LMU ishtoodant had smaller bambs inside his mijjile and musharaaf and set them off first. Bhile his body was intact, his mijjile was blown to a hajjaar pieces and his musharaaf became as big as Lalprafessar's cave. From his happinej of reaching jannat our mujahid phorgot to switch on the bamb in his belt later.
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