My Travelj in Land-e-Kufr

Diyar IED-taar,

Bliss to buplish my travel rebort from land of kufr. I hab peen lucky to get invitation from Mullah Wahamullah to take my tashreef to India. I jusht got pack and phull of storiej to tell.

When my hawaii jahaj was landing in Dilli I saw big road called Exbrejway (Cars Pe Ubon It). Thij Exbrejway (CPUI) waj pigger than our own Sadak-e-Musharraf (Lambosts Pe Ubon It). We should eat grass and make S-e-M (LPUI) 400% wider.

In Pumpai I waj exbecting to celeprate IED-Muparak (RDX Pe In It) put Wahamullah instead took me to see houris of Pollywood. They are wearing very tight blouj (Haraam Pe In Them) and danjing. Wahamullah said jusht dekho was halaal put no no to mijjile baalishing. I prought pack a blouj (HPIT) phor Begum Al-Okullah.

In Madarasa city in the south I ate rice bancakej called Idlee (Sambhar Pe Ubon It). Joo would like Idlee (SPUI) phaallowed py Doosra (Chutney Pe Ubon It). Theej short dark Indians are bhery creative with Rice (Shortcut Pe Under Her). Put I digress.

I next trabheled to Pangalore, Kerala. Thij city has new hawaii adda phull of komputerj. All Abduls are outsourjing. I poocho Wahamullah apout what ij outsourjing. He exblain that it ij kuffar method phor Canadian Vija (Mard Pe Upon Her). I phelt bhery sorry for kuffars. Our method phor CV (MPUH) ij much petter. Only afsos I hab is not giving some CV (MPUH) in Pollywood.

Thij ij all phor thij letter. Next time more apout Choron Wali Gali in Dilli. InshAllah.

Al-Okullah.