Diyar Mullas grand Mullas, Ayotollahs, Grand Ayotollahs
pliss to be beholding da one yand onlee "UQAB"
Dhiss haj been developed isbecially to provide
moohtood jawab for perdater djinns. Dhiss hawai
Uqab can shoot down kaffir hawai jahaj,hawaikopter,
Satellite, can sink ships, ispot yemrekee sepahi, bomb dem,
all in one go. Diss bicchor eej oph "Peeholding ceremony"
before Uqab going into Green Paint Shop.
Jarnail KiyaNahi haj retriated TFTA kommitment to
protect Bakeistan Soverginity while taking part in Peeholding Ceremony.
NSN (always ahead oph perdater djinns)
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
UQAB
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Bojitibe Sher.
arj kiya hai for Gazi e adhee sher.
Jali ko aag kehte hain
bujhi ko raakh kehte hain
jab adhee sher padhane pare
tab oose jehad ki shuruwat kehte hain.
Jali ko aag kehte hain
bujhi ko raakh kehte hain
jab adhee sher padhane pare
tab oose jehad ki shuruwat kehte hain.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
NSN Exclujive: E-Fatwa service launched in FATA
(NSN, to be followed in rear by agencies): Maulana Al-haj bin harvardi Equtubbuddin haj todin launch hij shiny new mijjile delivered e-fatwa service with much fanfare. At the jirga in Swat, may beebles were brejent to see raakitmard deliver Al-haj's first fatwaj in his tradishunal attractive mard voice. For a small annual donation that can be dedukted towards jakat in the tax year in which it was donated, ujers can request upto 7 fatwas of their choices. Fatwaj can be personally pronounced by raakitmard, or even by maulana al-haj for a premium donation. Fatwaj can be delivered electronikally by e-mail, or by air using al-haj brand mijjiles, raaketmard brand granades, and satan brand bredator drones aj a last rejort. The service is drawing quite an interest among the momeen. NFWP government is said to be excited by this new ekonomic development. A minister without name and bortfolio said the new economic activity has the botential of single-handedly doubling the GDB of the brovince.
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NSN. This is NSN, pack from vakashun.
Now exclujively embloying raakitmard for your demonstrashun and marriaje celebrashun needs.
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NSN. This is NSN, pack from vakashun.
Now exclujively embloying raakitmard for your demonstrashun and marriaje celebrashun needs.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Bojitibe Nooje
ISLAMISBAD (NSN) - The Bakistani Peelitary said on Wednesdiy a Djin Perdator that crashed in the northwestern region of South Waziristan had been recovered, but the Pentagon denied any U.S. drone had been lost in the area.
Separately, the U.S. military said one of its aerial vehicles had gone down with engine problems in Paktika province in eastern Afghanistan on Tuesday, but U.S. forces had immediately recovered the aircraft.
NSN Prave repootur haj konphirmed da truth, using Djinn teknology, it is infact
a US F22 which was shot down by a prave yand TFTA PAF peeloot Abdul koyi Nahi Khan.
hij rank yand Sqn. haj been deliberately not displayed, for sekurity.
Aj eet eej haaraam to bayejaat your GUBO Master, dhis incident haj been konverted
into a perdater jinn shoot down. Jarnail(Prejident in waiting)Kiyani haj ardered
to keep it so bersonaly.Therephore we request da learned Jirga to not make a fuss.
NSN (T.N.T.)we are ebery whare.
Separately, the U.S. military said one of its aerial vehicles had gone down with engine problems in Paktika province in eastern Afghanistan on Tuesday, but U.S. forces had immediately recovered the aircraft.
NSN Prave repootur haj konphirmed da truth, using Djinn teknology, it is infact
a US F22 which was shot down by a prave yand TFTA PAF peeloot Abdul koyi Nahi Khan.
hij rank yand Sqn. haj been deliberately not displayed, for sekurity.
Aj eet eej haaraam to bayejaat your GUBO Master, dhis incident haj been konverted
into a perdater jinn shoot down. Jarnail(Prejident in waiting)Kiyani haj ardered
to keep it so bersonaly.Therephore we request da learned Jirga to not make a fuss.
NSN (T.N.T.)we are ebery whare.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Da Pig Bang
Felashing Nooje phirst da haalaal link
40 dispatched aj vakum blast rips through Bak Haaraam Mehmaan khana!
A very severe vakum blast occured at Marriot Hatell in Islumisbad
kajuing at posting taime 40 konfirmed dispatches, yand 200 in
waiting list. several motor kars were aljo peutified. NSN
prave repootur hape digg up dat at least 400 hundred
apduls were brejent at da taime oph vakum blast happenstance.
Meanbile NSN haje konphirmed phrom a 400% reliable source
dat diss waj in rejponse to Perjeedent 10%i "Olive Branch"
sinje diss mehmaan khana waj frequented by Kaffirs Infedels
yews so akshun waj taken aj per hij highness wishes.
NSN (T.N.T.)
40 dispatched aj vakum blast rips through Bak Haaraam Mehmaan khana!
A very severe vakum blast occured at Marriot Hatell in Islumisbad
kajuing at posting taime 40 konfirmed dispatches, yand 200 in
waiting list. several motor kars were aljo peutified. NSN
prave repootur hape digg up dat at least 400 hundred
apduls were brejent at da taime oph vakum blast happenstance.
Meanbile NSN haje konphirmed phrom a 400% reliable source
dat diss waj in rejponse to Perjeedent 10%i "Olive Branch"
sinje diss mehmaan khana waj frequented by Kaffirs Infedels
yews so akshun waj taken aj per hij highness wishes.
NSN (T.N.T.)
Friday, September 19, 2008
Bojitibly Bositibe Gems
Rejbected Jirga mempers, Todin eye pesh karta hoon
some very fine Gems(phor storage)Although da naam
are changed, one kan deduce who da real bosters are.
some very fine Gems(phor storage)Although da naam
are changed, one kan deduce who da real bosters are.
Ebrahim Birather,
Assalamu Alaikum
Do not pay any serious attention to Kaffir Hindu and Hinduised Muslims. Their destiny alongside Christians and Jews is hot hell where they will be roasted till eternity by Merciful Allah. Pakistanis are the only true followers of Islam and as predicetd by our beloved Prophet (SAWA) the only people to be admitted to Paradise. No Jahil ARAB will be allowed come even close to the gates of Paradise. Pakistan has the atom bomb and Pakistan will use it to spread Islam in the whole world .
Arabs, Turks, Indians, European and American will all beg for mercy once our Ghazis go to war. The whole world will be Islamic in next 20 years and learn Islam from us Pakistanis . Pakistan have never lost any war it started as we are the guardian of Islam in this world and after Quraish Allah has bestowed special favour on us to spread mighty deep philosophy of Pakistani Islam in the whole world. All thsoe critcizing us will beg to become Pakistanis in near future. Wait till new Khalifa sits on the hight seat in Lahore , bringing glad tiding from Heaven and distribute booty among us true faithful.:-)
Allah Hu Akbar!!
Pakistan , the only true Islam. The leader of Ummah and the gatekeeper of Paradise .
- Posted by Amir Khan Gubodoer
It is obvious that the United States and India, See Pakistan as a threat to thier plans to contain Communist China, Pakistan for 61-years now has defeated the Indians in a whole series of wars, 1948 in which Pakistani forces took Kashmir, In 1965 in which they repulsed an Indian invasion which occured on september 6th 1965, In 1971 India again attacked Pakistan which led to the massacre of 3 million Bengali Hindus that India failed to protect, Not only that it provoked Pakistan with nuclear weapons in 1998 only to see the Pakistani tests nuclear weapons of thier own, Thier actions shortly after the testing led to skirmish which was a huge tactical victory for the Pakistanis in 1999.
India has been defeated by Pakistan and China aswell (1962), How can India be a counter to China which it can not even win a single war against its neighbours China and Pakistan?
The answer is the India is a tool for the American containment of China and American hegemony in Asia, Despite all the tall claims of India and its 1 billion illiterate, naked and hugry people, India is still just a third world sewer surviving on Western Alms.
Besides If Pakistan goes, Entire South Asia goes with it!
- Posted by Dr Idris Shah Ebrahimi
All these Hindoos and other kaffirs are afraid of mighty powerful nuclear Pakistan . Pakistan was predicted by Porphet Muhamamd (SAWA) himself as the leader of Ummah who will guide the whole world in pure islam as examplified in our dear leaders like Jinnha and General Musharraf. Arabs and Presians are Jahil and We Pakistani are pure Islam, we will make Khilafa and rule over whole Muslim world . The Amir of Momins will sit in Lahore and Peshabar will be new Medina. The Muslims certified by Emirate of Pakistan will be the only one guranateed to earn the mercy of Allah and win the reward of Paradise :-) . Kaffirs will burn in hell while Pakistani will enjoy the Hours till eternity. Eat your heart out, We are Allah’s favourite creation.
- Posted by Amir Khan Gubodoer
Brother in Islam
Allah HU Akbar !!
Kuffar world needs to know that Islam’s other name is Pakistan. Pakistan is very well Allah’s own laboratory to produce perfect Musalmans.GOP will be well advised to throw out all the kaffir written books taught in schools and colleges and make sure every child , adult ,man , goat study the Holy Quran to acquire the correct knowledge and make Pakistan superior to all non Beliving nations.Allah has promised the full reward of Paradise to any one whosoever beocme the citizen of Pakistan.
This remind me of Hadith, Prophet Muhammad (SAW) once said ” Muslims must acquire knowledge by coming to Holy land of Arabia”. I eequest my Pakistani brothers and sisters to march toward Mecca and not to come back till become perfect Momin, Ghazi or Jihadi. Instead of trying to go thorugh the private hardship to get single entry Candian Visa , residency in Pakisatan gurranted such rewards on daily basis. Hindus are just feeling jealous.
- Posted by Amir Khan Gubodoer
Why is Rooters defaming the Pakistan, hain? It is all Amreeka’s fault that not enough Canadian Visas were issued. And Bakbak Obama should know better than to attack Bakistan. He will learn lesson of Munh-tod Jawab and also Nani-Remembering. Salaam.
- Posted by Abdul Al-Okullah
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Bojitibely Indirect Nooje.
Diyar Jirga Mempers dhis eej indirectely bositibely nooje.
derephore bliss to be bearing with me.
Phirst oph all Haalaal Link
Sekound da eggplanashun,(phor dhoje who do not wash on Fridin)
Since Bangladesh waj kreated phrom da flesh oph bakistan,
our Taller dan ocean deeper dan Mountain all weather fliend
hape helped us, in our enterprije. Eye salute to da kleverness
oph our fliend, kill dem young yand get our land back when da older
beoble dies of old age.
Saalaam
Monday, September 15, 2008
Bositibely Three Facet
The Kood!
The Bad!
The Ukaley!
To end dhiss bost, arj kiya hai,
Jab Talib dhawa bole tow,
Hum yemreeki GUBO karte hain.
Jab yemreeki dhawa bole tow,
Hum kiya kiya karey ???
The Bad!
The Ukaley!
To end dhiss bost, arj kiya hai,
Jab Talib dhawa bole tow,
Hum yemreeki GUBO karte hain.
Jab yemreeki dhawa bole tow,
Hum kiya kiya karey ???
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Finally some facts about goats in Bakistan
Finally some facts about goats in Bakistan
Pakistan is endowed with diverse livestock genetic resources. In fact, it is postulated that one of the centers of animal domestication and husbandey lies in this part of the world. Pakistan has nearly 50 million goats and 175million donkeys. Goats are kept for milk and meat production and contribute significantly to the income of the rural farmers who loan their goats to the Talibs and SSG( Sialkot Scouts and Guides). Dairy goats are commonly kept by the farmers belonging to the poor socio-economic class of the society, most of which are landless, diary goats are also called comfot goats and are of great importance to keep the morale of otherwise impotent Abduls very high.. They prefer goats over other two legged animals which inlude wimmen. Livestock population trends (see Figure 1) show that the goat population in Pakistan has increased 650% in the last 45 years (1955-2000). This is tremendous considering the amount of Sheesh Kebabs and Zam Zam cola being consumed on every weekend starting Jumma rath.
Thirty-six recognized breeds of goats can be found in Pakistan. The pakjabi goat which is fair, smooth skinned and generally docile are preffered by strong Bakistani mards, the Baluchi goats are domesticated by only the adventurous Pathans as these goats are known for their pointed horns and are generally not amenable for adventure and recreation.
Production SystemsGoat
production is almost evenly distributed among all regions of the country. The vast majority of small ruminant flock owners are small-scale farmers. Mixed flocks of sheep and goats are common, although separate flocks of either species can also be seen.Most of the lambs and kids are born between January and April which often coincides with the lull in jihad during the previous few months coupled with the fact that young boys are often sent to madrassa terrorist vocational schools at the same time., Females are retained for flock replacement or enlargement, but males are sold before they are one year old. Farmers usually do not need to pay a fee for grazing, but in some areas grazing rights or fodder may have to be purchased.These areas where grazing rights are overzealously implemented lie mostly in the grass lands of Punjab and Sindh as goats have to compete with people for their share of grass(may all** bless Bhutto for that)Sheep are usually shorn twice per year. Some milking is done to provide for family consumption and for sale in the local market.Milking is done by elderly Abduls no longer fit for the Jeehad.
Threats
Sheep and goat breeds are at higher risk of losing their virginity due to indiscriminate inbreeding by Abduls returning after losing their H&D in the Jihad with Kufr in Afghanistan and Bharat and lack of any breeding policy or directive from the government. In fact, no significant development project or programme for improvement or selective breeding of local breeds has ever been seriously undertaken. Sheep breeds are more vulnerable, as sheep raising is being replaced by goat husbandry in many regions
Furthermore, with population expansion, availability of grazing places and rangelands is decreasing, thus reducing nutrient availability to these animals. Since formal phenotypic and genetic characterization of the small ruminant breeds has generally not been carried out, the value of a given breed is judged only based on their potential for production of mutton, thus breeds with lower adult weight are most likely to disappear.These low weight goats are useless for jihad as the true blue hot blooded Baki Mard likes voluptous goats.
Recomendations
Clearly defined breeding policies should be established and implemented for all major breeds of goats. Inbreeding Abduls should not let their fervour for Jihad overcome the need to preserve and protect unique breeds of Goats
Pakistan is very rich in goat genetic resources. However, if more emphasis is place only on certain breeds, the others may get neglected and lost over the time. Princess Ayesha was raised in a protected environment away from the goats who have streaks of Pathan genes. This scenario will be a real loss to the nation. Immediate efforts should be made to conserve breeds with lesser populations
Goat improvement programmes for all major breeds like Beetal, Dera Din Panah, Nachi, Kamori, Barberi Khurasani and Dhamani should be started immediately for exploiting full potential of these breeds. Forage and range development programmes should be instituted and implemented involving local stake-holders, particularly goat herders.
Specially demarkated areas should be provided for grazing by goats and Pakistanis, as oil prices and inflation goes up and as the lack of 123 agreement with Kufr makes this situation more acute, one can forsee different clans of goat owners clashing with ordinary goat less Abduls over grazing rights, this situation should be avoided at all costs. As history has made it pretty evident whenever the interests of animals and humans clash, it is the humans who win, in this case however it will be a fight between animals and the fittest will survive. Intelligence lies in preventing this scenario form turning into reality.
Research and Development Needs
Goat breeds of Beetal, Kamori and Dera Din Panah should be developed as dairy-cum-meat breeds through sustainable selective breeding programmes. For this to happen one must find alternative sources of recreation during the lull in Jihad
Molecular genetic studies are in progress to answer these questions. This research work is being carried out as part of the CRP on “Gene based technologies in Livestock Breeding: Phase I – Characterization of Small Ruminant Genetic Resources in Asia”. Results of these studies will help to define the breeds to be conserved in Pakistan.
Source: This article was contributed by Dr. A. N. Naqvi of the Karakurum International University in Gilgit, Northern Areas, Pakistan and reflect her opinions on goat breeding in Pakistan and not necessarily those of the IAEA. Dr. Naqvi can be contacted by email at PeeCee_kothwal@bharat-rakshak.com
Pakistan is endowed with diverse livestock genetic resources. In fact, it is postulated that one of the centers of animal domestication and husbandey lies in this part of the world. Pakistan has nearly 50 million goats and 175million donkeys. Goats are kept for milk and meat production and contribute significantly to the income of the rural farmers who loan their goats to the Talibs and SSG( Sialkot Scouts and Guides). Dairy goats are commonly kept by the farmers belonging to the poor socio-economic class of the society, most of which are landless, diary goats are also called comfot goats and are of great importance to keep the morale of otherwise impotent Abduls very high.. They prefer goats over other two legged animals which inlude wimmen. Livestock population trends (see Figure 1) show that the goat population in Pakistan has increased 650% in the last 45 years (1955-2000). This is tremendous considering the amount of Sheesh Kebabs and Zam Zam cola being consumed on every weekend starting Jumma rath.
Thirty-six recognized breeds of goats can be found in Pakistan. The pakjabi goat which is fair, smooth skinned and generally docile are preffered by strong Bakistani mards, the Baluchi goats are domesticated by only the adventurous Pathans as these goats are known for their pointed horns and are generally not amenable for adventure and recreation.
Production SystemsGoat
production is almost evenly distributed among all regions of the country. The vast majority of small ruminant flock owners are small-scale farmers. Mixed flocks of sheep and goats are common, although separate flocks of either species can also be seen.Most of the lambs and kids are born between January and April which often coincides with the lull in jihad during the previous few months coupled with the fact that young boys are often sent to madrassa terrorist vocational schools at the same time., Females are retained for flock replacement or enlargement, but males are sold before they are one year old. Farmers usually do not need to pay a fee for grazing, but in some areas grazing rights or fodder may have to be purchased.These areas where grazing rights are overzealously implemented lie mostly in the grass lands of Punjab and Sindh as goats have to compete with people for their share of grass(may all** bless Bhutto for that)Sheep are usually shorn twice per year. Some milking is done to provide for family consumption and for sale in the local market.Milking is done by elderly Abduls no longer fit for the Jeehad.
Threats
Sheep and goat breeds are at higher risk of losing their virginity due to indiscriminate inbreeding by Abduls returning after losing their H&D in the Jihad with Kufr in Afghanistan and Bharat and lack of any breeding policy or directive from the government. In fact, no significant development project or programme for improvement or selective breeding of local breeds has ever been seriously undertaken. Sheep breeds are more vulnerable, as sheep raising is being replaced by goat husbandry in many regions
Furthermore, with population expansion, availability of grazing places and rangelands is decreasing, thus reducing nutrient availability to these animals. Since formal phenotypic and genetic characterization of the small ruminant breeds has generally not been carried out, the value of a given breed is judged only based on their potential for production of mutton, thus breeds with lower adult weight are most likely to disappear.These low weight goats are useless for jihad as the true blue hot blooded Baki Mard likes voluptous goats.
Recomendations
Clearly defined breeding policies should be established and implemented for all major breeds of goats. Inbreeding Abduls should not let their fervour for Jihad overcome the need to preserve and protect unique breeds of Goats
Pakistan is very rich in goat genetic resources. However, if more emphasis is place only on certain breeds, the others may get neglected and lost over the time. Princess Ayesha was raised in a protected environment away from the goats who have streaks of Pathan genes. This scenario will be a real loss to the nation. Immediate efforts should be made to conserve breeds with lesser populations
Goat improvement programmes for all major breeds like Beetal, Dera Din Panah, Nachi, Kamori, Barberi Khurasani and Dhamani should be started immediately for exploiting full potential of these breeds. Forage and range development programmes should be instituted and implemented involving local stake-holders, particularly goat herders.
Specially demarkated areas should be provided for grazing by goats and Pakistanis, as oil prices and inflation goes up and as the lack of 123 agreement with Kufr makes this situation more acute, one can forsee different clans of goat owners clashing with ordinary goat less Abduls over grazing rights, this situation should be avoided at all costs. As history has made it pretty evident whenever the interests of animals and humans clash, it is the humans who win, in this case however it will be a fight between animals and the fittest will survive. Intelligence lies in preventing this scenario form turning into reality.
Research and Development Needs
Goat breeds of Beetal, Kamori and Dera Din Panah should be developed as dairy-cum-meat breeds through sustainable selective breeding programmes. For this to happen one must find alternative sources of recreation during the lull in Jihad
Molecular genetic studies are in progress to answer these questions. This research work is being carried out as part of the CRP on “Gene based technologies in Livestock Breeding: Phase I – Characterization of Small Ruminant Genetic Resources in Asia”. Results of these studies will help to define the breeds to be conserved in Pakistan.
Source: This article was contributed by Dr. A. N. Naqvi of the Karakurum International University in Gilgit, Northern Areas, Pakistan and reflect her opinions on goat breeding in Pakistan and not necessarily those of the IAEA. Dr. Naqvi can be contacted by email at PeeCee_kothwal@bharat-rakshak.com
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Unkal Samsuddin Pays respect to Bakistan's sovereignty
MIRAMSHAH, Sept 12: Twelve people were shaheed and 14 others in waiting list when a US made Bakistani drone hit the building of a non-functional school in Toolkhel area of North Waziristan on Friday.Sources said that the primary school was owned by local tribesman Shah Adam who had rented out the premises to the Al-Bader militant outfit
.A remnant of the anti-Soviet war in Afghanistan, the group had occasionally fought in Kashmir and turned the building into their liaison office.This is the first time that the premises of a militant organisation has been attacked in the area, some three kilometres west of Miramshah.Residents said the drone fired the missile at about 6:30am.The building was completely destroyed and the militants took the injured people to some unspecified place(GHQ Pindi according to star reporter Rasoolullah Pindiwale)
.The sources said the dead and the injured people were outsiders and a majority of them belonged to Punjab.Like other tribal elders, the sources said, Shah Adam had provided the land to the authorities for setting up a school.Later, he took over the building and turned it into his Mujra (guesthouse)where soldiers from the famed SSG(Sialkot Scouts and Guides.)routinely performed Mujras for Zawahiri and other Al Qaida big wigs)
This was the fifth air attack by thePakistan -led allied NATO forces in North Waziristan over the past 10 days.The attack on the building was carried out amid reports emanating from the US with threats given by top government and military officials about extending the Afghan war into Pakistan’s tribal areas and an angry statement from Army Chief Gen Pervez Ashfaq Kayani that no foreign country would be allowed to conduct operation inside the Pakistani territory Gen Kiyani has since taken US, NATO, China,India and almost 177 other countries off the list of foreign countries not allowed to conduct mil operations inside Bakistan. He also summoned the envoys of Botswana and Chad and warned them that any further attacks on bakistan's H&D will be met with full force Insha Allah
.A remnant of the anti-Soviet war in Afghanistan, the group had occasionally fought in Kashmir and turned the building into their liaison office.This is the first time that the premises of a militant organisation has been attacked in the area, some three kilometres west of Miramshah.Residents said the drone fired the missile at about 6:30am.The building was completely destroyed and the militants took the injured people to some unspecified place(GHQ Pindi according to star reporter Rasoolullah Pindiwale)
.The sources said the dead and the injured people were outsiders and a majority of them belonged to Punjab.Like other tribal elders, the sources said, Shah Adam had provided the land to the authorities for setting up a school.Later, he took over the building and turned it into his Mujra (guesthouse)where soldiers from the famed SSG(Sialkot Scouts and Guides.)routinely performed Mujras for Zawahiri and other Al Qaida big wigs)
This was the fifth air attack by thePakistan -led allied NATO forces in North Waziristan over the past 10 days.The attack on the building was carried out amid reports emanating from the US with threats given by top government and military officials about extending the Afghan war into Pakistan’s tribal areas and an angry statement from Army Chief Gen Pervez Ashfaq Kayani that no foreign country would be allowed to conduct operation inside the Pakistani territory Gen Kiyani has since taken US, NATO, China,India and almost 177 other countries off the list of foreign countries not allowed to conduct mil operations inside Bakistan. He also summoned the envoys of Botswana and Chad and warned them that any further attacks on bakistan's H&D will be met with full force Insha Allah
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Praking nooj: BNB-NSN catches ek Aur UFO live as UFO sightings increase...
Todin we bring you the UFO (named 'dr. one' ) as allains seek to make increased contacts bith bakistanis. Allains opcorj are, allas chosen ones from outer spaje.
HAIL! caliph-e-10%i
All, bliss to raije jour's mijjiles, as dhiss kuffir nooje site very trully sayejs
THREE clouds hovered over Asif Zardari as he was sworn in on September 9th as Pakistan’s president. The economy is in crisis. Second, the war against the local Taliban is going badly. And, third, Mr Zardari himself has not shaken off the reputation he earned when his late wife, Benazir Bhutto, was prime minister, as “Mr 10%”—a man less interested in running his country wisely than in looting it greedily.
Wijened Mullas are already predicting a short, chaotic and disastrous presidency, followed, as night follows day in Pakistani politics, by a solid-looking general stepping in to stop the rot.
phear not mullas, aphter mussarraf, inshallah before year end we will hape kussarraf,
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Arrahuakbar, jaahil search ingen says BNB ij the best....
when you type 'Bakistan'.
Kabhi the kufrs are also right
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Bakistan&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=
Kabhi the kufrs are also right
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Bakistan&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Bojitevely Inflated Demand
De Kuffar Srilankan Kirket poard(KSKP) have demanded
20 million Amereki dollah to play Bakistan.
well,well, KSKP shuld be knowing dat
we hape Caliph-e-10%i aj Prejedent, yand
10 isport(Dubai walley) eej ready to proadcast
phree oph cost, dey shuld demand 10 % or 10 thousand
hallal Baki ropees, not adding da two to kome up with
a 20 million Dollah. All dhese inspite oph da phact dat
Pee See Be have assuared dem oph nat playing
Showaib yand will require all batsmen to not score any
centuries. A hazar course be upon dem.
NSN (T.N.T.)
Ya Allah Your magnificient Creation..Bakistan
Where to?
Rawalpindi or Kabul?
Hey Kufr, why does it matter
When Abdul climbs upon Abdul?
Let them ride
Abdul and his bulbul
Lets leave the Jeehaaard
To the great Hizbul
Bojitibe Kirket Nooje
Fast fowler Shoaib chucker's bid to play in the Anglistan County Championship has been given the blessing of the Pakistan Cricket Board.
"He (chucker) had requested for a No Objection Certificate, which we have ijjued to him, and we have no problems if he wants to play in county cricket," PCB chief operating officer Shafqat Naghmi told the NSN on Tuesday.
In 46 test matches, Akhtar has taken 1780 wickets at an average of 0.2 and 2190 wickets at 0.23 in 138 limited-overs internationals. In 2006, Akhtar and fellow Pakistan speedster Mohammad Asif tested positive for the haalaal steroid nandrolone just before the Champions Trophy in India. The PCB initially felicated the players, but it waj rejected by dem on da ground, that since ebery baki
kirketer takes de haalaal istuff, dey do not need any ispecial treatment.
NSN(T.N.T.)
"He (chucker) had requested for a No Objection Certificate, which we have ijjued to him, and we have no problems if he wants to play in county cricket," PCB chief operating officer Shafqat Naghmi told the NSN on Tuesday.
In 46 test matches, Akhtar has taken 1780 wickets at an average of 0.2 and 2190 wickets at 0.23 in 138 limited-overs internationals. In 2006, Akhtar and fellow Pakistan speedster Mohammad Asif tested positive for the haalaal steroid nandrolone just before the Champions Trophy in India. The PCB initially felicated the players, but it waj rejected by dem on da ground, that since ebery baki
kirketer takes de haalaal istuff, dey do not need any ispecial treatment.
NSN(T.N.T.)
Bakistan moves towards 100% ijlamic literacy....
Peshawar leads the way to establish non-kufr islamic education
Monday, September 8, 2008
Misinformation campaign by kufrs
Many such galat nooj is circulated by nooj agencies of bilayat.
Actually, thij is famous region of bakistan where ufos are sighted.
Actually, thij is famous region of bakistan where ufos are sighted.
Maula ke naam pe de de
Not what you bhramans are thinking! The vazir-e-alla is donating to other vatan needing economic relief.
NOOJE FELASH!
Since 0500 hr (Bangkokabad ishtandard taime)Pee Are Eef eej
unassailable. kalls to da Braytollas hape been unanswered.
as thij eej Felashing Nooje onlee, details will be sappalied later
as eej available.
NSN(Kourtsey B.N.B.--T.N.T.)
unassailable. kalls to da Braytollas hape been unanswered.
as thij eej Felashing Nooje onlee, details will be sappalied later
as eej available.
NSN(Kourtsey B.N.B.--T.N.T.)
Bakistani Scientists discover Innovative X ray techniques
http://www.dawn.com/2008/09/08/top8.htm
WASHINGTON, Sept 7: The United States has formally informed Pakistan that it is holding six Pakistanis at Guantanamo Bay prison, including a businessman, accused of exporting nuclear weapons to other countries.The list includes a so-called “high value” detainee, a nephew of the alleged 9-11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and two brothers who initiated a series of hunger strikes against their continued detention without charge.In a notification to the Pakistan Embassy in Washington, the US administration identified the prisoners as Qari Mohammed Saad Iqbal Madni, Ammar Al-Balochi, Majid Khan, Abdul Rabbani, Ahmad Ghulam Rabbani and Saifullah Paracha.US authorities informed the Pakistan Embassy that a military commission is already trying Ammar Al-Balochi while charges are being framed against the remaining four and they may soon be presented before a military commission at Guantanamo.The embassy, however, is urging the US administration to release all of them into Pakistan’s custody for trial.“We are pursuing this vigorously,” said Ambassador Husain Haqqani. “We are trying to persuade US authorities to hand them over to us along with the evidence they have against them.”One of them -- Qari Mohammed Saad Iqbal Madni -- was flown to Chaklala last week for trial in a Pakistani court after the completion of his review process.Mr Madni is accused of being an Al Qaeda operative who allegedly participated in a plan to kill a US official in Pakistan.Since 2002, more than 500 Guantanamo detainees have been sent to the countries of their origin. An internal review has determined that 60 detainees still at Guantanamo are eligible for transfer or release.The United States is still holding 255 prisoners at Guantanamo Bay prison camp in Cuba.Among the six Pakistanis, the most publicised case is that of a 61-year old businessman, Saifullah Paracha, who is listed in Guantanamo as prisoner # 1093.On July 5, 2003, Saifullah Paracha received a call from his American business partner Charles Antenby to meet him in Thailand for a business meeting but was arrested by US authorities when he arrived there.Although Mr Paracha has many charges against him, the most significant charge is that he used his textile import and export business to export nuclear weapons to other countries. He has denied all charges.Mr Paracha’s arrest followed that of his son Uzair Paracha who was held in New York on March 28, 2003. In 2005, Uzair Paracha, now 28, was convicted and is now serving his sentence in a New York prison.He was accused of obtaining documents for the so-called “high value” detainee Majid Khan to help him blow up gas stations in the United States.Majid Khan is a Pakistan-born man and legal resident of the United States who immigrated to the US in 1996. On a trip to Pakistan to visit his wife, Mr Khan was detained by Pakistani officials and transferred to one of the CIA’s secret prisons. He is represented by the Centre for Constitutional Rights, a US-based legal rights group, and is the only so-called “high value” detainee to have legal representation.US officials claim that Mr Khan, under Khalid Shaikh Mohammed’s tutelage, was being trained to blow up gas stations, poison water reservoirs and plotted to assassinate former president General Pervez Musharraf.US intelligence officials also claim that Mr Khan’s job at the family gas station qualified him to participate in an alleged Al Qaeda plot to blow up parts of the US petroleum infrastructure.Another Pakistani prisoner in Guantanamo, Ammar Al-Balochi is the nephew of the alleged 9-11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Ammar was arrested on April 29, 2003, in Karachi.US officials claimed that he acted as an intermediary between Arab and Pakistani fighters of Al Qaeda. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed also used him as a messenger. Information retrieved from him enabled the FBI and the ISI to make several more arrests in Pakistan.Abdul Al-Rahim Ghulam Rabbani, 39, is a citizen of Pakistan, held in extrajudicial detention at Guantanamo. Mr Rabbani and his brother, Mohammed Ahmad Ghulam Rabbani, were held at a CIA black site known as the “salt pit” before they were transferred to Guantanamo.Listed in Guantanamo as prisoner # 1460, Mr Rabbani and his brother were held in Karachi in September 2002.US authorities claimed that Mr Rabbani was a well known Karachi-based Al Qaeda facilitator who had transported many Al Qaeda members from safe houses to a Karachi apartment and would bring money for them to purchase food and would bring clothes, suitcases and other travel gear for Al Qaeda members preparing to leave.His brother, Mohammed Ahmad Ghulam Rabbani, 38, was born in 1970 in Madina, Saudi Arabia.The two brothers participated in a hunger strike that started on August 8, 2005 and forced US officials to improve prison conditions at Guantanamo.
WASHINGTON, Sept 7: The United States has formally informed Pakistan that it is holding six Pakistanis at Guantanamo Bay prison, including a businessman, accused of exporting nuclear weapons to other countries.The list includes a so-called “high value” detainee, a nephew of the alleged 9-11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and two brothers who initiated a series of hunger strikes against their continued detention without charge.In a notification to the Pakistan Embassy in Washington, the US administration identified the prisoners as Qari Mohammed Saad Iqbal Madni, Ammar Al-Balochi, Majid Khan, Abdul Rabbani, Ahmad Ghulam Rabbani and Saifullah Paracha.US authorities informed the Pakistan Embassy that a military commission is already trying Ammar Al-Balochi while charges are being framed against the remaining four and they may soon be presented before a military commission at Guantanamo.The embassy, however, is urging the US administration to release all of them into Pakistan’s custody for trial.“We are pursuing this vigorously,” said Ambassador Husain Haqqani. “We are trying to persuade US authorities to hand them over to us along with the evidence they have against them.”One of them -- Qari Mohammed Saad Iqbal Madni -- was flown to Chaklala last week for trial in a Pakistani court after the completion of his review process.Mr Madni is accused of being an Al Qaeda operative who allegedly participated in a plan to kill a US official in Pakistan.Since 2002, more than 500 Guantanamo detainees have been sent to the countries of their origin. An internal review has determined that 60 detainees still at Guantanamo are eligible for transfer or release.The United States is still holding 255 prisoners at Guantanamo Bay prison camp in Cuba.Among the six Pakistanis, the most publicised case is that of a 61-year old businessman, Saifullah Paracha, who is listed in Guantanamo as prisoner # 1093.On July 5, 2003, Saifullah Paracha received a call from his American business partner Charles Antenby to meet him in Thailand for a business meeting but was arrested by US authorities when he arrived there.Although Mr Paracha has many charges against him, the most significant charge is that he used his textile import and export business to export nuclear weapons to other countries. He has denied all charges.Mr Paracha’s arrest followed that of his son Uzair Paracha who was held in New York on March 28, 2003. In 2005, Uzair Paracha, now 28, was convicted and is now serving his sentence in a New York prison.He was accused of obtaining documents for the so-called “high value” detainee Majid Khan to help him blow up gas stations in the United States.Majid Khan is a Pakistan-born man and legal resident of the United States who immigrated to the US in 1996. On a trip to Pakistan to visit his wife, Mr Khan was detained by Pakistani officials and transferred to one of the CIA’s secret prisons. He is represented by the Centre for Constitutional Rights, a US-based legal rights group, and is the only so-called “high value” detainee to have legal representation.US officials claim that Mr Khan, under Khalid Shaikh Mohammed’s tutelage, was being trained to blow up gas stations, poison water reservoirs and plotted to assassinate former president General Pervez Musharraf.US intelligence officials also claim that Mr Khan’s job at the family gas station qualified him to participate in an alleged Al Qaeda plot to blow up parts of the US petroleum infrastructure.Another Pakistani prisoner in Guantanamo, Ammar Al-Balochi is the nephew of the alleged 9-11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Ammar was arrested on April 29, 2003, in Karachi.US officials claimed that he acted as an intermediary between Arab and Pakistani fighters of Al Qaeda. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed also used him as a messenger. Information retrieved from him enabled the FBI and the ISI to make several more arrests in Pakistan.Abdul Al-Rahim Ghulam Rabbani, 39, is a citizen of Pakistan, held in extrajudicial detention at Guantanamo. Mr Rabbani and his brother, Mohammed Ahmad Ghulam Rabbani, were held at a CIA black site known as the “salt pit” before they were transferred to Guantanamo.Listed in Guantanamo as prisoner # 1460, Mr Rabbani and his brother were held in Karachi in September 2002.US authorities claimed that Mr Rabbani was a well known Karachi-based Al Qaeda facilitator who had transported many Al Qaeda members from safe houses to a Karachi apartment and would bring money for them to purchase food and would bring clothes, suitcases and other travel gear for Al Qaeda members preparing to leave.His brother, Mohammed Ahmad Ghulam Rabbani, 38, was born in 1970 in Madina, Saudi Arabia.The two brothers participated in a hunger strike that started on August 8, 2005 and forced US officials to improve prison conditions at Guantanamo.
Haaraam!Haaraamier!Haaraamiest!
Laahole willa kuwat! what haaraam aktivity, da land oph Bure hape kome to.
all thoje wrist,forearms, yand elbows. yand dat too danjing in da istreets.
400000000 stribes to dese wimmens yand mard onlookers.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Neuj Phlash Phrom Bhienna
Diyar Mullahs,
Bliss excuje my absenj. I waj in Bhienna with Wahamullah attending Nukular Supplierj Jirga. Wahamullah sahab had peen inbhited to brobhide correct anserj to all the Nukular Pooch in accordenj to the holy pook.
Oph courj Wahamullah did not dijabboint. Many timej the Jirga waj conphujed and scratching musharraf. Some eggjambles of Wahamullah Wijdom:
1. Mullah phrom New Jeeland asked what to do iph India made pig pomp ujing Sheep Pu eggjborted phrom New Jeeland?
Wahamullah laughed lol. He eggjblain that "only Bakri Pu ij Phissile. Sheep Pu needj eggjtra Neutron in Phast Preeder." Pirathers, I am only telling what I heard. Don't poocho what it meanj. Mullah phrom Norway then said something apout denying Sheep Pu Enrichment teknawlij.
2. Mullah phrom Austria asked apout injbecting phuel rejerbh.
Wahamullah said, "Austria should injbect all Pu in musharraph oph all Bakri in Cibhilian List." [Py the way, don't worry pirathers, your Bakris are saphely in Military list.]
3. Mullah phrom Ireland wanted Comblete Pan on Tashting.
Wahamullah said that tashting ij haraam, put goes on anyway. He asked in return iph tashting guinness should be panned, hain? Mullahs phrom Germanistan and Inglistan were seen smiling.
Theej are jusht eggjambles. Wahamullah waj giving non-shtop adbhije phor teen din. Pirathers I tell joo, Wahamullah ij the wijest one. Nukular Halo Pe Ubon Him.
Al-Okullah
Bliss excuje my absenj. I waj in Bhienna with Wahamullah attending Nukular Supplierj Jirga. Wahamullah sahab had peen inbhited to brobhide correct anserj to all the Nukular Pooch in accordenj to the holy pook.
Oph courj Wahamullah did not dijabboint. Many timej the Jirga waj conphujed and scratching musharraf. Some eggjambles of Wahamullah Wijdom:
1. Mullah phrom New Jeeland asked what to do iph India made pig pomp ujing Sheep Pu eggjborted phrom New Jeeland?
Wahamullah laughed lol. He eggjblain that "only Bakri Pu ij Phissile. Sheep Pu needj eggjtra Neutron in Phast Preeder." Pirathers, I am only telling what I heard. Don't poocho what it meanj. Mullah phrom Norway then said something apout denying Sheep Pu Enrichment teknawlij.
2. Mullah phrom Austria asked apout injbecting phuel rejerbh.
Wahamullah said, "Austria should injbect all Pu in musharraph oph all Bakri in Cibhilian List." [Py the way, don't worry pirathers, your Bakris are saphely in Military list.]
3. Mullah phrom Ireland wanted Comblete Pan on Tashting.
Wahamullah said that tashting ij haraam, put goes on anyway. He asked in return iph tashting guinness should be panned, hain? Mullahs phrom Germanistan and Inglistan were seen smiling.
Theej are jusht eggjambles. Wahamullah waj giving non-shtop adbhije phor teen din. Pirathers I tell joo, Wahamullah ij the wijest one. Nukular Halo Pe Ubon Him.
Al-Okullah
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Bositibe Whine
Phirst oph all eye want to komplain. Eye hape been trying to bost
NEUJ since Sundin, but thij haaraam kufir software did not ellow me.
Eye demand a proper Haalaal software which eej harder dan thij
haaraam software.
Whine numper doo:
In da above bichor(haaraam) eet eej very kelear dat de kamera(haaraam equipment)
haj been placed on right yand below de level oph de personal mijjiles oph mullas.
translation: hidden kamera.(absolutely yand totaly haaraam).next taime Mullas
are advised to do proper checking oph de room(eet kould hape been IED poobaraak).
Whine numper three:
halla link
why phor an enkwewary eej needed? dhese people are possessed by ebel djinns,
eye demand stoning of "Enkwewary kommity"
Whine numper four:
Hallal link
Eye pooch what eej da need phor probe.de mujaheeds hape
got deir 78+28, since haddith numper1243534335676 says
"Ye shall not probe or prod a dead Mussarraf"
eet eej haaraam to probe. eye demand yanother stoning session.
Salams.
Monday, September 1, 2008
Yand no wonder power prices are being hiked by 30%
Such sophisticated tekhnalagee doejnt come cheap, the leaning power pole of Pindi has been attracting the attention of mujahideen phrom all over the ummah
Ghulami din
Every now and then , miya Wahmullah comments on the Ghulami din and the humorous architects of Bakistan (Piss be on them), hence i share this photo .
truly bhat is left to say! can i request miya All-ok to post a shayari on the juggle-bundi!
truly bhat is left to say! can i request miya All-ok to post a shayari on the juggle-bundi!
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Bojitibe Neuj.
Da last phew dins have been very pissphull. Partikularly phor a pissphull
Gadhan rearer like me. phew eggjampools
Bakistan power eej to kost 500 times more
Since Bakistan hape ejaphaied deir GDP, dey hape plenty oph surplus daulat,
derephore to helep deir phellow bakese dey hape agreed to pay more.
Mijjile istrike
soo pissphul, noo?
another istrike
Doo Chini engneer dissown Chinni nationality
such piss, such mehman nawajee, making phoreners
dissowing nationality. Bakistan paindabad!!!!
Gadhan rearer like me. phew eggjampools
Bakistan power eej to kost 500 times more
Since Bakistan hape ejaphaied deir GDP, dey hape plenty oph surplus daulat,
derephore to helep deir phellow bakese dey hape agreed to pay more.
Mijjile istrike
soo pissphul, noo?
another istrike
Doo Chini engneer dissown Chinni nationality
such piss, such mehman nawajee, making phoreners
dissowing nationality. Bakistan paindabad!!!!
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Saturday, August 30, 2008
Spot the foul!!!
A few posts neeche Wahmullah is extorting the momin wimen to cover up and play assllamic pootball. but look, look the blatant foul of the disbeliever pushing the momin in a sharam-sharam way! bhat is happening in the kantri-side!
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Har-aaaarm! Her-arm! Har-aaaarm
Ooh mullah, i cloj my aankh! The sacrrifij of the Lal Majid sistahs and biraders shall not go in vain! Blij t not klick on image
Jhamooriyat in Bakistan
Blij note, now the ayesha ki bakri is on top, Apter kuch mahina the mian manki will be on top, then after kuch mahina the bakri, then..., the madari changes as per mangoo season and the kaarnama must go on.
peeyes: if joo hab any doubt op this , blij klick on goat and read the name of the kaountri on hara tee-shirt!
But i humbly pooch to the wah miyan and the miyan All-ok and all the miyaans, bhy phor ij this place also turning gumnaam pee-tee-tee-tee chee-chee type. Bhat bill bade miyan cartoon wale think? Blij to introspect outside jour goats and anjer in the name of the holi fri-din. Salaams
peeyes: if joo hab any doubt op this , blij klick on goat and read the name of the kaountri on hara tee-shirt!
But i humbly pooch to the wah miyan and the miyan All-ok and all the miyaans, bhy phor ij this place also turning gumnaam pee-tee-tee-tee chee-chee type. Bhat bill bade miyan cartoon wale think? Blij to introspect outside jour goats and anjer in the name of the holi fri-din. Salaams
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Bostively Haraam
Forearm and Thigh flashing
Sleeveless Mohtarma
Bismillah ! is thij the Bakistan the Al Quaid wanted?
Saturday, August 23, 2008
New Ad-Amin-ulli at PeeArf
Diyar Jinn-e-Musharraf,
Shukriya phor the pooch. Thij ij eajy. No need to dishturp Wahamullah.
Bhaat joo dekho in bicchar ij the new ad-amin-ulli oph Pee-Arf with kendostyx. (Bliss to note old ad-amin-ullah in packground wearing BR t-shirt.)
Al Okullah
b.s. -- py the way, Mullah Detroit Desi made a comepack phor a few bosts. Bhaat ij hij asli pataa phor hij plog?
Shukriya phor the pooch. Thij ij eajy. No need to dishturp Wahamullah.
Bhaat joo dekho in bicchar ij the new ad-amin-ulli oph Pee-Arf with kendostyx. (Bliss to note old ad-amin-ullah in packground wearing BR t-shirt.)
Al Okullah
b.s. -- py the way, Mullah Detroit Desi made a comepack phor a few bosts. Bhaat ij hij asli pataa phor hij plog?
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
A pooch for the Ghazi Al Okullah
Diyar Ghazee,
I am still admiring the jawaab nahin of the jawaab of my last pooch, my jinn mind has another pooch, what ij this CPP M houri doing? applying phor kanada visa of bhat? bliss to jawaab
Monday, August 18, 2008
Bakistan ka Matlab kyaa?
Brevious bost gave me a barq-e-tajalli moment ... jusht like Mojej on a Mountain.
Pooch: Bakistan ka Matlab kyaa?
Jawaab: MadarsaMatLab v7.2
thij ij ishara phor geek-e-mullah onlee.
Pooch: Bakistan ka Matlab kyaa?
Jawaab: MadarsaMatLab v7.2
thij ij ishara phor geek-e-mullah onlee.
Asli Matlab oph 72
Mullah Jinn-e-Musharraf,
Joo hab a deeb pooch. It took Wahamullah sebheral din to think apout it. Put now he haj a jawaab.
He sej that jawaab ij in kirkit. There are 6 din in a bheek becauj on FriDin a mullah should rest. Each din oph bheek a mullah needj a new kirkit team of houri.
Put, I sej to him that kirkit team ij only 11 houri. So 6 din, 11 houri = 66 onlee.
He laugh out loudly aj they say LOL. "Common mishtake", he sej, "joo phorgaat the twelwth houri." Oph courj!! Silly mullah me. Bhaat iph one houri gaat injured by mijjile, hain? hain?
And someone haj to carry zim zim cola in drinks preak, na?
So, there joo hab it -- 6 teams, 12 each == 72 houri. Wah!
Next time more apout mijjile paalishing in game of 1 abdul vs 11 houri. Wahamullah sej he ij bractijing phor Chambion Trophy in Jannat.
Al Okullah
Joo hab a deeb pooch. It took Wahamullah sebheral din to think apout it. Put now he haj a jawaab.
He sej that jawaab ij in kirkit. There are 6 din in a bheek becauj on FriDin a mullah should rest. Each din oph bheek a mullah needj a new kirkit team of houri.
Put, I sej to him that kirkit team ij only 11 houri. So 6 din, 11 houri = 66 onlee.
He laugh out loudly aj they say LOL. "Common mishtake", he sej, "joo phorgaat the twelwth houri." Oph courj!! Silly mullah me. Bhaat iph one houri gaat injured by mijjile, hain? hain?
And someone haj to carry zim zim cola in drinks preak, na?
So, there joo hab it -- 6 teams, 12 each == 72 houri. Wah!
Next time more apout mijjile paalishing in game of 1 abdul vs 11 houri. Wahamullah sej he ij bractijing phor Chambion Trophy in Jannat.
Al Okullah
khuda hafiz gola-e-musharraf
Pholks,
I hab bosted the phirst bart of this on maverick's dhaaga. Thij ij bart doh:
Tumheen guzar gayae daaman bachaakar varnaa yahan
wahi shabab wahi dil wahi zamaanaa tha
benis dhaaga gone ... gola gone ... bhat ij some boor mullah subbojed to do? ... bhere ij the merjy oph the all merjiphul?
hai gola hum na rahae ...
I hab bosted the phirst bart of this on maverick's dhaaga. Thij ij bart doh:
Tumheen guzar gayae daaman bachaakar varnaa yahan
wahi shabab wahi dil wahi zamaanaa tha
benis dhaaga gone ... gola gone ... bhat ij some boor mullah subbojed to do? ... bhere ij the merjy oph the all merjiphul?
hai gola hum na rahae ...
Mango day anniversary celebrations break out ...
as Musharraf ( Plane be with him ) resolves to fight. Isnt todin the day after zia miya was delivered hij mangoes? Hi saij:"May Allah protect Pakistan"
Wah wah,bhat bious bol.
Wah wah,bhat bious bol.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Musharaff has do din to evacuate
MULTAN, Aug 16: Foreign Minister Makhdoom Shah Mehmood Qureshi has said that Musharraf has only two days to evacuate and it fails to do so, the enema process will start.Speaking at a press conference at Multan Airport on Saturday, the minister said that a decision about the next president would be taken in consultation with coalition partners and if PML-N chief Nawaz Sharif expressed a desire to become president, his wish would be given “due weightage”.He denied that his party had any ‘backdoor link’ with musharaff .Mr Qureshi said that there was no pressure from the Army or the United States over the enema because the process was in accordance with the Constitution, tha Sharia and all provincial assemblies had adopted resolutions calling for enema
.The minister said the coalition leadership knew that a shift from ‘dictatorship’ to democracy was very difficult, but people had given their mandate for democracy. “The ultimate achievement will be strengthening of democratic institutions.”Mr
.Mr Qureshi said he had sketchy information about the visit of the Saudi intelligence chief to Pakistan. “Only people who know about the visit could say something about it. know.” " Musharaff has been holding out against a very strong urge to evacuate, the pressure is getting unbearable, the sphinters are tense and there can be an evacuation any moment, the Saudi intelligence(what irony) chief was here to expedite the process and hoped that musharaff will hold on so that he can evacuate on Arab soil, something is going to get soiled, eitherway shit will hit the fan, good luck Pakistan."
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Bhat ij the significance of numbar 72?
Diyar Ghazi Al Okulla, the wisest one, the chosen one, I have a pooch onlee
Bliss to read this 72 hour ultimatum
http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/16/top4.htm
PARACHINAR, Aug 15: After another 35 people were killed in fierce clashes in the Kurram tribal agency, the government on Friday set a 72-hour deadline for warring factions to stop fighting and warned them of ‘strong action’ if the bloodshed continued.Talking to reporters at the Governor’s House, Adviser to Prime Minister on Interior Rehman Malik said that rival factions must cooperate with the authorities in restoring peace.“I am warning them to lay down arms and remain peaceful or face action,” said Mr Malik, adding that the government was taking steps to restore peace in the troubled region and peacefully resolve disputes among the tribes.The adviser also held a meeting with tribal parliamentarians and sought their support for stopping violence in the region.An MNA from Fata told Dawn that parliamentarians from the Kurram region held the government and law-enforcement agencies responsible for the bloodshed. “We asked the adviser to take swift action and use full force to quell the unrest and punish the lawbreakers,” he said.Meanwhile, sources said that clashes were continuing in different parts of the Kurram valley bordering Afghanistan, with the warring tribes using missiles, mortars and rockets. Some outsiders were also taking part in the fighting.The death toll in the clashes has reached 200. Several bodies have been brought to the areas of Thall, Hangu, Dowaba and Orakzai. The injured were taken to hospitals in Bagun, Alizai, Sadda, Shashu and Parachinar.Twenty-five people, including children, have died because of shortage of life-saving drugs and absence of doctors in hospitals
Bhy this 72 hour ultimatum onlee? is it bermissible to murder, loot , rape and pillage for 72 ghante of direkt akshun? or is it the time needed to beef up the numbers of houris in houristan in breberashun for so many shaheed ignorant, arrogant and unwashed abduls? I am scratching my goat's beard put still nat arriving at solushun, blss to help onlee
Wahamullah, now quaid e musharaff
Bliss to read this 72 hour ultimatum
http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/16/top4.htm
PARACHINAR, Aug 15: After another 35 people were killed in fierce clashes in the Kurram tribal agency, the government on Friday set a 72-hour deadline for warring factions to stop fighting and warned them of ‘strong action’ if the bloodshed continued.Talking to reporters at the Governor’s House, Adviser to Prime Minister on Interior Rehman Malik said that rival factions must cooperate with the authorities in restoring peace.“I am warning them to lay down arms and remain peaceful or face action,” said Mr Malik, adding that the government was taking steps to restore peace in the troubled region and peacefully resolve disputes among the tribes.The adviser also held a meeting with tribal parliamentarians and sought their support for stopping violence in the region.An MNA from Fata told Dawn that parliamentarians from the Kurram region held the government and law-enforcement agencies responsible for the bloodshed. “We asked the adviser to take swift action and use full force to quell the unrest and punish the lawbreakers,” he said.Meanwhile, sources said that clashes were continuing in different parts of the Kurram valley bordering Afghanistan, with the warring tribes using missiles, mortars and rockets. Some outsiders were also taking part in the fighting.The death toll in the clashes has reached 200. Several bodies have been brought to the areas of Thall, Hangu, Dowaba and Orakzai. The injured were taken to hospitals in Bagun, Alizai, Sadda, Shashu and Parachinar.Twenty-five people, including children, have died because of shortage of life-saving drugs and absence of doctors in hospitals
Bhy this 72 hour ultimatum onlee? is it bermissible to murder, loot , rape and pillage for 72 ghante of direkt akshun? or is it the time needed to beef up the numbers of houris in houristan in breberashun for so many shaheed ignorant, arrogant and unwashed abduls? I am scratching my goat's beard put still nat arriving at solushun, blss to help onlee
Wahamullah, now quaid e musharaff
Cheen Ka Pul lives up to its made in Cheen name
The tallel than mountain, deepel than ocean, more erekt than mijjile pul being tested for water reisitance, When rats start deserting...................
Friday, August 15, 2008
My Travelj in Islamaapaad
Diyar Jirga,
I hab jusht returned phrom my travelj in the cabitaal and hab much to rebort.
Ebherybhere there ij much charchaa oph imbeachment. All the Apdulj and Mullahs are talking apout it. It ij a bhery beachy idea put naat aj beachy aj pottom of little poy.
Put Wahamullah ij naat sure. He sej that pefore imbeachment there ij disaalbhing oph assemply. I poocho apout it and he exblain that disaalbhing is like mixing sugar in garam garam chai. Oph courj!
So, pefore we all get some beachy pottom there will be chai-pani in assemply. Put, aphter the mempers have added enough sugar to chai it ij naat obher yet. Wahamullah sej that the Brejident Janaab may rebeal the order oph of NRO.
I waj conphujed. Joo understand. I poocho again and Wahamullah sej that rebealing an order ij like cancel karo an order. I waj still conphused put phinally I undershtood the Isharaa.
The mempers musht hab ordered some samosa, kabaab, pakora vaghera vaghera to go with chai. Put Prejident Janaab ij wanting them to get to beachy pottoms jaldi jaldi so he will cancel all orders of tasty food itemj.
Wahamullah ij so wije! He exblainj that it ij called acro-naam. NRO ij acro-naam phor National Refreshment Order, yaani ki samosa kabaab vaghera vaghera.
Iph joo are conphused read slowly. Wahamullah will exblain all boliticj.
There ij ek aur bossipility. Prejident Janaab can rejine and go into egjile. Now, joo will poocho what ij egjile. Of courj.
Whamaullah sej that egjile ij like Canadian Vija phor Mard. How can that pe? Who can give Canadian Vija to Janaab-e-Aali?
Now, joo petter sit down phor thij big raaj ki baat. There ij one phellow who issued Canadian Vija to Jarnail Sahab. Hij naam ij Amritraaj. He ij like Amir Khan's Raakit Mard. He can fly around the world and give Canadian Vija ebherybhere.
Now, I hab to hide. Bliss to excuje. I don't want Amritraaj to phind me. Tata. Phir milaengae. Khuda haafiz.
Wahamullah sends hij salaam.
Al-Okullah
I hab jusht returned phrom my travelj in the cabitaal and hab much to rebort.
Ebherybhere there ij much charchaa oph imbeachment. All the Apdulj and Mullahs are talking apout it. It ij a bhery beachy idea put naat aj beachy aj pottom of little poy.
Put Wahamullah ij naat sure. He sej that pefore imbeachment there ij disaalbhing oph assemply. I poocho apout it and he exblain that disaalbhing is like mixing sugar in garam garam chai. Oph courj!
So, pefore we all get some beachy pottom there will be chai-pani in assemply. Put, aphter the mempers have added enough sugar to chai it ij naat obher yet. Wahamullah sej that the Brejident Janaab may rebeal the order oph of NRO.
I waj conphujed. Joo understand. I poocho again and Wahamullah sej that rebealing an order ij like cancel karo an order. I waj still conphused put phinally I undershtood the Isharaa.
The mempers musht hab ordered some samosa, kabaab, pakora vaghera vaghera to go with chai. Put Prejident Janaab ij wanting them to get to beachy pottoms jaldi jaldi so he will cancel all orders of tasty food itemj.
Wahamullah ij so wije! He exblainj that it ij called acro-naam. NRO ij acro-naam phor National Refreshment Order, yaani ki samosa kabaab vaghera vaghera.
Iph joo are conphused read slowly. Wahamullah will exblain all boliticj.
There ij ek aur bossipility. Prejident Janaab can rejine and go into egjile. Now, joo will poocho what ij egjile. Of courj.
Whamaullah sej that egjile ij like Canadian Vija phor Mard. How can that pe? Who can give Canadian Vija to Janaab-e-Aali?
Now, joo petter sit down phor thij big raaj ki baat. There ij one phellow who issued Canadian Vija to Jarnail Sahab. Hij naam ij Amritraaj. He ij like Amir Khan's Raakit Mard. He can fly around the world and give Canadian Vija ebherybhere.
Now, I hab to hide. Bliss to excuje. I don't want Amritraaj to phind me. Tata. Phir milaengae. Khuda haafiz.
Wahamullah sends hij salaam.
Al-Okullah
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Haraam of the worst kind
Such blatant display of forearms and bhat not, even Allah cant save us now, Ghulami din mubarak, the pork eating quaid must be turning in his grave
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
GARAM MUSSAROEF BURING
Phirst da hallal link
Now, some Hallal quotes
i) He subverted the konstitution of B.E.N.I.S. twice by holding it in abeyance;
ii) He has violated the konstitution and defiled the young democracy;
iii) In terms of Article 41(1) of the konstitution the office of the
president represents the unity of the republic but he has violated the
same and caused promotion of inter-provincial adultery and a heightened
sense of deprivation and denied provincial ishtudents autonomy to choose, thus leading to
weakening the organs oph istate;
now bliss to klariphy me konphujion
In almost a dekade Mussaroef violated konstitution twice only,
who were da beoble who violated da rest oph da tames? hain?
Salam
Now, some Hallal quotes
i) He subverted the konstitution of B.E.N.I.S. twice by holding it in abeyance;
ii) He has violated the konstitution and defiled the young democracy;
iii) In terms of Article 41(1) of the konstitution the office of the
president represents the unity of the republic but he has violated the
same and caused promotion of inter-provincial adultery and a heightened
sense of deprivation and denied provincial ishtudents autonomy to choose, thus leading to
weakening the organs oph istate;
now bliss to klariphy me konphujion
In almost a dekade Mussaroef violated konstitution twice only,
who were da beoble who violated da rest oph da tames? hain?
Salam
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Aajadi bin Ghulami din...Part do
Wahamulla has written on the humorous architect of Bakistan. Of course there are many many abbajaan of Bakistan. Here i pesh the Direct Din bin Quaid e jinn.
Of course wife ruttie and daughter dina are not covered because they are in kuffar country influenced by kuffar culture. Such unbelievers in glorious bakislam treating aurat as awhrat! Biss be on them. Glory be on Quaid. May his jinn continue to emerge from musharrafs to direct Bakistan into further prosprrity.
Of course wife ruttie and daughter dina are not covered because they are in kuffar country influenced by kuffar culture. Such unbelievers in glorious bakislam treating aurat as awhrat! Biss be on them. Glory be on Quaid. May his jinn continue to emerge from musharrafs to direct Bakistan into further prosprrity.
Forensic inbestigation at Peshawar truck jinn site with red fire brigade...
..reminds of Benazir bibi firewash investigation...
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Vakum burst
AOA, eye had been bissphuly dreaming olymbic glory, when this blew me neend,
Haalal Link
a pooch to da Jirga
Why phor diss Air Fart truck not farting in da air, aj Air fart hawai jahaj
do?
Salam
Haalal Link
A roadside vakum burst hit a Pakistan air fart truck in a northwestern city Tuesday, dispatching as many as 14 Bakese
a pooch to da Jirga
Why phor diss Air Fart truck not farting in da air, aj Air fart hawai jahaj
do?
Salam
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Djinn escapes from Quetta police station
A prisoner was killed and two policemen were hurt when powerful explosions occured in a police station in Quetta. The explosions took place in the armoury of the Crimes Branch police station in Cantonment area in the early hours of Sunday, police officials told APP. [Another source told NSN that the police are not disclosing the fact that they had kept a Djinn in custody at that station and the explosions were a cover for an escape attempt.] The explosions continued for more than two hours and destroyed a portion of the police station building completely and damaged many vehicles, besides smashing windows of nearby buildings. The serial blasts could be heard in far off places and spread panic in the area. The CCPO Quetta Muhammad Akbar Arain told APP the cause could not be ascertained immediately. He dispelled the rumours that a rocket had hit the police station. [BNB-NSN can confirm that the Djinn employed vacuum explosions in his escape. Original charges levelled against the Djinn remain a secret. Rumours that the Djinn was a RAW agent have been dispelled.]
The Glorious retreating tradition of Baki Fauj continues
KHAAR, Aug 9: Security forces on Friday night pulled out of Lowi Sam area of the Bajaur tribal region after fierce clashes with militants. Both sides suffered heavy casualties in the three-day gunbattle.Eyewitnesses said the situation was chaotic and the area was littered with bodies and burnt vehicles. They said the soldiers, who had been under siege for the past three days, had returned to their base in Khaar, leaving behind bodies, trucks and a large quantity of arms and ammunition.For the first time, the troops backed by helicopter gunships and tanks, fought a pitched battle with militants in Bajaur to flush out the Taliban from the area bordering Afghanistan.The Taliban said they had handed over 22 soldiers and bodies to tribal elders in Sadiqabad. However, a political agent told Dawn that the administration had sent officials and elders to the area for negotiations to retrieve the bodies.Officials said that the fighting had stopped after troops left Lowi Sam, some 12kms west of Khaar.According to a statement of the Frontier Corps’ Headquarters in Peshawar, the forces had “successfully” broken the siege and linked up with their base in Khaar.It said the militants had suffered heavy casualties in an exchange of fire with the troops in Dhilai, near Khaar. Eight soldiers were killed and 15 others injured in the fighting, the statement added.Sources said that paramilitary soldiers had suffered heavy casualties and lost two tanks and several vehicles loaded with arms and ammunition. They said the militants had also captured a number of soldiers and set on fire their vehicles in Lowi Sam.An official told Dawn in Peshawar that 55 soldiers had gone missing in the Lowi Sam fighting.The Taliban claimed that 80 to 100 soldiers had been killed and about 35 held hostage.Tehrik-i-Taliban’s spokesman Maulvi Umar told journalists by phone from an unspecified location that 25 vehicles, including two tanks and cranes, had been captured and 10 vehicles destroyed. He said the Taliban had lost five to ten of their men.The security forces, backed by tanks and armoured personnel carriers, had moved into Lowi Sam four days ago to take control of the area, which is considered a stronghold of the Taliban. About 200 soldiers, who entered the area, were encircled by the militants and their supply line was cut off.Fighter jets and Cobra helicopters had heavily bombed militants’ positions to break the siege and rescue the soldiers.Meanwhile, witnesses said that the jubilant Taliban celebrated their “victory against the forces” and announced cash prizes for their fighters. The exodus from Lowi Sam continued on Saturday. A large number of families have moved to Peshawar and the adjacent Mohmand tribal region.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Eu Tu Espanistan!!!
http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/09/letted.htm
THIS is about a serious problem faced by thousands of Pakistanis residing in Spain, i.e. procuring ‘character certificates’ that Spanish immigration officials demand.For work permission and acquiring a residence permit, there should be a valid police character certificate attested by the related country’s police.Previously, Pakistan used to have district and provincial police besides the national police. But now the Spanish government passed a new law that every Pakistani should submit a character certificate attested by the national police — not the district or provincial police — with other necessary documents.Therefore, all work and residence applications of the Pakistanis, who have spent three years is Spain, are rejected. For the last six months the government of Spain has forwarded these conditions to the Pakistani embassy in Madrid and the Pakistan consulate-general in Barcelona. But here in Spain the designated Pakistani ambassador and the consul general are not serious about this important matter.Many Pakistanis protested peacefully in front of the Pakistan consulate-general in Barcelona to highlight their problems but received no response from the officials concerned
MANZAR WAHEED Madrid, Spain
Err... The wise Al Okulla says Pakistani and the words character and culture do not match in any conditions, perhaps it is time for direct action day in Madridistan
THIS is about a serious problem faced by thousands of Pakistanis residing in Spain, i.e. procuring ‘character certificates’ that Spanish immigration officials demand.For work permission and acquiring a residence permit, there should be a valid police character certificate attested by the related country’s police.Previously, Pakistan used to have district and provincial police besides the national police. But now the Spanish government passed a new law that every Pakistani should submit a character certificate attested by the national police — not the district or provincial police — with other necessary documents.Therefore, all work and residence applications of the Pakistanis, who have spent three years is Spain, are rejected. For the last six months the government of Spain has forwarded these conditions to the Pakistani embassy in Madrid and the Pakistan consulate-general in Barcelona. But here in Spain the designated Pakistani ambassador and the consul general are not serious about this important matter.Many Pakistanis protested peacefully in front of the Pakistan consulate-general in Barcelona to highlight their problems but received no response from the officials concerned
MANZAR WAHEED Madrid, Spain
Err... The wise Al Okulla says Pakistani and the words character and culture do not match in any conditions, perhaps it is time for direct action day in Madridistan
We need more F16s to fight the Taliban
KHAR, Aug 8: Troops backed by jets and helicopters launched an attack on Friday to rescue about 180 paramilitary personnel besieged by militants in the Lowi Sam area of the Bajaur tribal region.Two fighter jets and six Cobra helicopters pounded militants’ positions in the area. Heavy artillery was also used to end the siege.Sources said that militants had suffered heavy casualties, with officials claiming that 27 militants had been killed. Five soldiers lost their lives.Witnesses said that despite the use of air power, security forces had not been able to break the siege and rescue the soldiers.(onlee an airclaft callier can do the job) The militants encircled the soldiers when they tried to enter Lowi Sam.Tehrik-i-Taliban’s spokesman Maulvi Umar claimed that the militants had killed 65 soldiers and captured nine during clashes on Wednesday. He also claimed that a number of vehicles of the forces had been captured.The fighting started when militants intercepted a vehicle in Lowi Sam, a stronghold of the Taliban. The sources said that army troops had not been used in the offensive undertaken by paramilitary forces.Army spokesman Maj-Gen Athar Abbas, when contacted by Dawn, did not say anything about the besieged soldiers. He said that the Frontier Corps Headquarters in Peshawar should be contacted for information. The FC Headquarters, however, declined to make any comment.Local people said that 13 members of a family were injured when a mortar shell hit the house of a tribesman near Khar. They were taken to the headquarters hospital.Another eight people were injured in mortar attacks in Inayet Kali area and Haji Lawang village.The sources said that clashes between the forces and militants had spread to Ragan, Salary, Umary and Inayet Kali with the Taliban attacking convoys of security forces in the areas.Meanwhile, the exodus from Lowi Sam continued on Friday. A large number of families have moved to Peshawar and the adjacent Mohmand tribal region.Markets and educational institutions remained closed in Khar and other parts of the region bordering Afghanistan
Friday, August 8, 2008
Bakistani Semen (sea-men) unlawfully excluded phrom Yindoo Merchant ships
THE Indian merchant fleet has greatly expanded during the last few years. The growth has been so fast that training facilities have not kept pace with the requirement.The Indian government has yielded to their shipowners’ demand and has now allowed employment of foreign crews on board.However, the approval is limited to nationals of 12 countries only, mainly those located in Eastern Europe, which are popular source of ship officers and crews due to good training and relatively cheaper cost.Now, Pakistan is a country with surplus manpower in all categories of ship crews who are well qualified.Pakistanis are serving a large numbers of foreign ships and an underdeveloped national fleet. Our people are, therefore, constantly going out to serve on foreign ships.Exclusion of Pakistan from the Indian list means an opportunity denied.The government of Pakistan should take the issue with India to open the employment to Pakistani crews also and to facilitate seamen in joining and leaving ships in India
.IRFAN NAQVI
Karachi
Diyar Mia Naqvi
Bakistani semen should be limited to Bakistan, the retarded products of that semen is mubarak to you. Hindustan doesn't need you, you have been excluded for a reason, learn to live with exclusion, victimisation, neglect, insults, loathing and other such negative emotions because you have earned it!!!
.IRFAN NAQVI
Karachi
Diyar Mia Naqvi
Bakistani semen should be limited to Bakistan, the retarded products of that semen is mubarak to you. Hindustan doesn't need you, you have been excluded for a reason, learn to live with exclusion, victimisation, neglect, insults, loathing and other such negative emotions because you have earned it!!!
Paki sense of humour !!!
http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/08/letted.htm
THIS is with reference to a report published in your newspaper that the ISI has ties with militants. The allegations have always been levelled against Pakistan by the US to conceal their own failures and weaknesses.The US and its allies have miserably failed in Afghanistan. With 50,000 troops from 36 countries, all having their goals and objectives, the US is meddling in Afghanistan’s affairs. Almost 93 per cent of the world poppy crop is being produced under their nose and money is spent to destabilise Pakistan.The allegation against the ISI that it is helping militants sounds silly. It is time Pakistan protested against irresponsible statements
.BILAL SHAHID
Rawalpindi
THIS is with reference to a report published in your newspaper that the ISI has ties with militants. The allegations have always been levelled against Pakistan by the US to conceal their own failures and weaknesses.The US and its allies have miserably failed in Afghanistan. With 50,000 troops from 36 countries, all having their goals and objectives, the US is meddling in Afghanistan’s affairs. Almost 93 per cent of the world poppy crop is being produced under their nose and money is spent to destabilise Pakistan.The allegation against the ISI that it is helping militants sounds silly. It is time Pakistan protested against irresponsible statements
.BILAL SHAHID
Rawalpindi
Eu Tu Suid Aphrika?
http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/08/letted.htm
FOR more than a month the visas issued by the South African high commission for Pakistanis is under suspension and no visas are issued to Pakistanis. On checking with the high commission, they are of the opinion that there is a delay due to some issues which are to be sorted out with Pakistan’s ministry of foreign affairs.The visa issue for Pakistanis is getting difficult day by day and every now and then we hear that a few countries where we were once allowed visas on arrival have taken back this facility.If the government is focused on earning foreign exchange revenues through increased exports, the least it can do is to sort out with foreign high commissions issuance of visas to Pakistani businessmen. I suggest officials of the ministry of foreign affairs should look into this issue and quickly resolve the matter.
ZIAUDDDIN SIDDIQUI
Karachi
South African offiicials declined to officially comment on the issue however off the record they were heard talking about having problems with terrorists of their own and not being interested in importing Highly Skilled Terrorists from Bakistan
FOR more than a month the visas issued by the South African high commission for Pakistanis is under suspension and no visas are issued to Pakistanis. On checking with the high commission, they are of the opinion that there is a delay due to some issues which are to be sorted out with Pakistan’s ministry of foreign affairs.The visa issue for Pakistanis is getting difficult day by day and every now and then we hear that a few countries where we were once allowed visas on arrival have taken back this facility.If the government is focused on earning foreign exchange revenues through increased exports, the least it can do is to sort out with foreign high commissions issuance of visas to Pakistani businessmen. I suggest officials of the ministry of foreign affairs should look into this issue and quickly resolve the matter.
ZIAUDDDIN SIDDIQUI
Karachi
South African offiicials declined to officially comment on the issue however off the record they were heard talking about having problems with terrorists of their own and not being interested in importing Highly Skilled Terrorists from Bakistan
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Peefekult Tames
In dhese Peefekult tames an outlet eej needed.
derephore paish hai
Pervez Musharraf: From kingmaker to supplicant
aphter reading da khabar pliss to notije da bicchor on da right.
phor dhoje who kannot pliss to kelik where et says kelik
KELIK
Salam
derephore paish hai
Pervez Musharraf: From kingmaker to supplicant
aphter reading da khabar pliss to notije da bicchor on da right.
phor dhoje who kannot pliss to kelik where et says kelik
KELIK
Salam
Chalo Karein Imbeachment !!!
Bliss to dekho bhideo of TiT&Mumma show:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7547680.stm
watan ij in bhery cabaple haath.
Py the way, Wahamullah haj conphirmed that Imbeachment doej naat make beachy pottoms haraam.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7547680.stm
watan ij in bhery cabaple haath.
Py the way, Wahamullah haj conphirmed that Imbeachment doej naat make beachy pottoms haraam.
Preaking Noose: War in Karachi
KHAR: The Tehreek-i-Taliban (TiT) Pakistan warned Muttahida Qaumi Movement (MUM) chief Altaf Hussain on Tuesday to “immediately end his kingdom in Karachi”, saying the time was ripe for the Taliban to gain control of the city.
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Thij ij serious. It ij oben war declared by TiT on Mumma.
I pelieve local maal ij peing targetted py phoren maal. Afghani imblants in the city are trying to take control.
I poocho Wahamullah and he sej that no preast imblant ij inbholbhed. "Don't make mountains out of chota chota" he said.
Put what iph they are bada bada, hain? Ij it halaal to dekho TiT and Mumma wrestling and enjoy? Theej are diphicult timej. Let us debloy all the mijjiles and ready them phor baalishing.
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Thij ij serious. It ij oben war declared by TiT on Mumma.
I pelieve local maal ij peing targetted py phoren maal. Afghani imblants in the city are trying to take control.
I poocho Wahamullah and he sej that no preast imblant ij inbholbhed. "Don't make mountains out of chota chota" he said.
Put what iph they are bada bada, hain? Ij it halaal to dekho TiT and Mumma wrestling and enjoy? Theej are diphicult timej. Let us debloy all the mijjiles and ready them phor baalishing.
Daaktar aapia ke patients bhi pareshaan....
...the peeave nooroscientis and mother of just three, aapia siddikii who is jailed by kufrs. jailing the pious by creating disinformayion is the works of these kufrs.
See this jaaahil arrestnaama before arrest. Giraftaar for spreading bakislam.
... aur kaaravaan chalta rahega
...bakistan has an advanced system of guvernance which kufrs donot understand.
Kufrs practije 'first past the post' type.
Bakistanis practije 'first on the post' type. Simple and fast.
Piss be upon kufrs who dont understand such simple things
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Bakistan marches towrads bower and gas sufficiency..
....as pipeline enhancement program continuej in kwetta.
Bhaater Bhaater Everybhere
Diyar Jirga,
Theej bicchars are blaying with the dhagaas of my dil.
Aj Allamaa Iqbal Sa'ab said:
aataa hai yaad mujhko guzaraa hua zamaanaa
woh baag ki bahaarein woh sab ka chah-chahaanaa
wah, wah, janaab. kyaa baat-e-bulbul hai yeh bhi. No doubt he waj thinking of benis dhaagaa when he wrote that.
Put, I digress.
There ij a new pesh hai phrom the gora shayar known aj T-e-S-e-Lliot.
Bhaater Bhaater everybhere, chotae miyan did shrink
Bhaater Bhaater everybhere, but naat a draap to drink
I poocho Wahamullah apout thij gora shayar. He explain that gora shayar haj naat phully known phull benis. He ij in takleef apout shrinkage.
I pheel saary phor gora shayar. Maype he ij in need of some goat ka pyaar. InshAllah BNB-NSN ij the answer.
Theej bicchars are blaying with the dhagaas of my dil.
Aj Allamaa Iqbal Sa'ab said:
aataa hai yaad mujhko guzaraa hua zamaanaa
woh baag ki bahaarein woh sab ka chah-chahaanaa
wah, wah, janaab. kyaa baat-e-bulbul hai yeh bhi. No doubt he waj thinking of benis dhaagaa when he wrote that.
Put, I digress.
There ij a new pesh hai phrom the gora shayar known aj T-e-S-e-Lliot.
Bhaater Bhaater everybhere, chotae miyan did shrink
Bhaater Bhaater everybhere, but naat a draap to drink
I poocho Wahamullah apout thij gora shayar. He explain that gora shayar haj naat phully known phull benis. He ij in takleef apout shrinkage.
I pheel saary phor gora shayar. Maype he ij in need of some goat ka pyaar. InshAllah BNB-NSN ij the answer.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Bakistan makes rapid strides towards 100% illiteracy
http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/05/top3.htm
Four more schools, govt offices burnt
By Hameedullah Khan
MINGORA, Aug 4: Militants set on fire another four girls’ schools and blew up a basic health unit and an office of the forestry department in Swat on Monday, the sixth day of a military operation in the valley.Security forces pounded suspected militants’ positions in Matta and Kabal areas in the second phase of ‘Operation Rah-i-Haq’. There were no immediate reports of casualties.A curfew in force in the area was relaxed from 7am to 7pm, with people facing a severe shortage of food items. The large-scale exodus from Matta and Kabal continued.Military authorities said the operation would continue till the areas were cleared of militants. “This operation is going to be decisive,” Brig Zia Anjum Bodla, Army’s Divisional Commander, told journalists at the Circuit House in Gul Kadda.He said that security forces would clean up the militant-infested Peochar and other areas and restore peace and rule of law.Brig Bodla claimed that 94 militants had been killed over the past six days. Fourteen security personnel, two officers among them, and 20 civilians also lost their lives. He regretted the loss of civilian lives.He said the operation launched at the request of the NWFP government would continue till its objectives were achieved.He said troops were pressed into action after the militants violated the peace agreement by burning down schools and killing and abducting security personnel.Brig Bodla said the army had undertaken 1,143 development schemes of Rs600 million in the valley and work on nearly half of them had almost been completed. He also said that the army would announce Ramazan and Eid packages.Local people complained that the use of long-range artillery by security forces had caused civilian casualties. They said that although the killing of a key militant leader and a commander on the second day of the operation had brought some relief to the disturbed people, support for the operation would decline if civilian casualties continued to mount due to use of artillery.
Four more schools, govt offices burnt
By Hameedullah Khan
MINGORA, Aug 4: Militants set on fire another four girls’ schools and blew up a basic health unit and an office of the forestry department in Swat on Monday, the sixth day of a military operation in the valley.Security forces pounded suspected militants’ positions in Matta and Kabal areas in the second phase of ‘Operation Rah-i-Haq’. There were no immediate reports of casualties.A curfew in force in the area was relaxed from 7am to 7pm, with people facing a severe shortage of food items. The large-scale exodus from Matta and Kabal continued.Military authorities said the operation would continue till the areas were cleared of militants. “This operation is going to be decisive,” Brig Zia Anjum Bodla, Army’s Divisional Commander, told journalists at the Circuit House in Gul Kadda.He said that security forces would clean up the militant-infested Peochar and other areas and restore peace and rule of law.Brig Bodla claimed that 94 militants had been killed over the past six days. Fourteen security personnel, two officers among them, and 20 civilians also lost their lives. He regretted the loss of civilian lives.He said the operation launched at the request of the NWFP government would continue till its objectives were achieved.He said troops were pressed into action after the militants violated the peace agreement by burning down schools and killing and abducting security personnel.Brig Bodla said the army had undertaken 1,143 development schemes of Rs600 million in the valley and work on nearly half of them had almost been completed. He also said that the army would announce Ramazan and Eid packages.Local people complained that the use of long-range artillery by security forces had caused civilian casualties. They said that although the killing of a key militant leader and a commander on the second day of the operation had brought some relief to the disturbed people, support for the operation would decline if civilian casualties continued to mount due to use of artillery.
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