NSN Exclujive: E-Fatwa service launched in FATA

(NSN, to be followed in rear by agencies): Maulana Al-haj bin harvardi Equtubbuddin haj todin launch hij shiny new mijjile delivered e-fatwa service with much fanfare. At the jirga in Swat, may beebles were brejent to see raakitmard deliver Al-haj's first fatwaj in his tradishunal attractive mard voice. For a small annual donation that can be dedukted towards jakat in the tax year in which it was donated, ujers can request upto 7 fatwas of their choices. Fatwaj can be personally pronounced by raakitmard, or even by maulana al-haj for a premium donation. Fatwaj can be delivered electronikally by e-mail, or by air using al-haj brand mijjiles, raaketmard brand granades, and satan brand bredator drones aj a last rejort. The service is drawing quite an interest among the momeen. NFWP government is said to be excited by this new ekonomic development. A minister without name and bortfolio said the new economic activity has the botential of single-handedly doubling the GDB of the brovince.
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