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Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Arrahuakbar, jaahil search ingen says BNB ij the best....
Musharraf leaves under shameful circumstances, the national political machinery gets mobilized, a teenager is made co-Chairperson of a major party, considering that 50% of Pakistanis are below the age of 15, it was a good choice. His father is made President, and some Mausoleum keeper is elected as the Prime Minister of Pakistan (in keeping with Saudi Arabia where the Mausoleum keepers have been ruling for 80 years). To further our goal, there is a full fledged politically negotiated Saudi style Shariah in place in northern part of the country. Just as East drifted away, it appears that the North will too, so if you lose East and North, you are left with West and South. Is that the place we want to be? The question is, do we have a choice? Well who cares about the choice, when we have nukes?
**This is how my friends you make Bakistan out of a perfectly fine country that you create out of nothing but with your dreams, hopes and aspirations, and if you leave it to clowns you turn it into a Bedouin community resembling 7th century Arabia.**
Musharraf leabes under shamefool sir-cum-stances, the nashunal paalytykal mashineree gets GUBOized, a teenager ij made Cheef-Lota-Holder of a major potty, kaansidering that 450% of Bakistanis are below the age of 15 (goats included), it waj a good chaaice. Hij suspekted phather ij made Brejident-bin-10-perecentii, and some Mausoleum keeper ij elected aj the Brime GUBOee of Bakistan (in keeping bith other TFTA mommens, Saudi Arab bhere the Mausoleum keeperj hab peen looling phor 80 years). To phurther awr goal, there ij a phooll phledged paalitically nego-she-ate-ed Saudi istyle Shariah in blace in naarthern part oph the caantree. Just aj Yeast driphted abay, it appearj that the Naarth bill too, so iph joo looj Yeast and Naarth, joo aar lepht with West and South. Ij that the place wee want to pee? The sawaal ij, do we hab a chaaice? Well who cares about the chaaice, when we hab nookes?
***Thish ij how my phrands joo make Bakistan (Eye yeats kasam oph my 73 pet goats, it waj laaik that only)[/color] out oph a purrphectlee phine caantry*** that joo create aaoot of naathing but with your wet-dreems, herps and howl-loo-see-nay-shuns, and iph joo leeb yeet to bious momeens joo turn yeat yinto a Bedouin cum-unitea rejembling 7th century Arabia...Anshunt Land oph Bure
Allah bless Bakistan, or whateber is lepht oph yeat.
4 comments:
AOA what a phind Mulla. 20 zam zam crate to joo.
http://www.bakistan.com/
http://www.fallingrain.com/world/TU/0/Bakistan.html
or this?
http://www.chowk.com/articles/15471
Musharraf leaves under shameful circumstances, the national political machinery gets mobilized, a teenager is made co-Chairperson of a major party, considering that 50% of Pakistanis are below the age of 15, it was a good choice. His father is made President, and some Mausoleum keeper is elected as the Prime Minister of Pakistan (in keeping with Saudi Arabia where the Mausoleum keepers have been ruling for 80 years). To further our goal, there is a full fledged politically negotiated Saudi style Shariah in place in northern part of the country. Just as East drifted away, it appears that the North will too, so if you lose East and North, you are left with West and South. Is that the place we want to be? The question is, do we have a choice? Well who cares about the choice, when we have nukes?
**This is how my friends you make Bakistan out of a perfectly fine country that you create out of nothing but with your dreams, hopes and aspirations, and if you leave it to clowns you turn it into a Bedouin community resembling 7th century Arabia.**
God bless Pakistan, or whatever is left of it.
I ij berry sharminda phor not bosting in Pinglish. Brevious post in halaal pinglish
(Pleaje ignore this and brvious bost. publish only one bost.. brober pinglish wala)
Bhatt Bakistan??
Thish--- www.bakistan.com/
Thish--- travel.aol.com/travel-guide/Bakistan--Turkey:80069196:Bakistan-destination-guide -
Aar thish--
http://www.chowk.com/articles/15471
Musharraf leabes under shamefool sir-cum-stances, the nashunal paalytykal mashineree gets GUBOized, a teenager ij made Cheef-Lota-Holder of a major potty, kaansidering that 450% of Bakistanis are below the age of 15 (goats included), it waj a good chaaice. Hij suspekted phather ij made Brejident-bin-10-perecentii, and some Mausoleum keeper ij elected aj the Brime GUBOee of Bakistan (in keeping bith other TFTA mommens, Saudi Arab bhere the Mausoleum keeperj hab peen looling phor 80 years). To phurther awr goal, there ij a phooll phledged paalitically nego-she-ate-ed Saudi istyle Shariah in blace in naarthern part oph the caantree. Just aj Yeast driphted abay, it appearj that the Naarth bill too, so iph joo looj Yeast and Naarth, joo aar lepht with West and South. Ij that the place wee want to pee? The sawaal ij, do we hab a chaaice? Well who cares about the chaaice, when we hab nookes?
***Thish ij how my phrands joo make Bakistan (Eye yeats kasam oph my 73 pet goats, it waj laaik that only)[/color] out oph a purrphectlee phine caantry*** that joo create aaoot of naathing but with your wet-dreems, herps and howl-loo-see-nay-shuns, and iph joo leeb yeet to bious momeens joo turn yeat yinto a Bedouin cum-unitea rejembling 7th century Arabia...Anshunt Land oph Bure
Allah bless Bakistan, or whateber is lepht oph yeat.
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