Thursday, July 10, 2008

Piggypedia anyone?

My Kaffir brain has come up with an idea. In the past few days we have more or less seen the demise of Pingrezi language on PeeAref(PBUIt). The use of Pingrezi is being frowned upon even when used in the Nukkad thread.
I am just wondering if it would be worthwhile to standardise Pingrezi, and come up with a free flowing language which retains its obvious Bakistani flavour while being a bit more easy to understand. If any resident mullah has any ideas about this bliss feel free to comment.
Worth a try I guess!

12 comments:

Al-Baqr said...

HMM not a pad idea vamanullah. Howebher I agree that in PeArEff, the mullahs should abstain phrom the buplic usage oph our sacred langvage. It should pee confined within the burqa of the towels dhaaga, and not ebhen pee dijbplayed in the brivacy oph nukkad dhaaga. Ebhen the coujjins oph the nukkad dhaaga can look upon our sakred bith evil eyej. Rememper, in Ijlam, coujjins are allowed to look at the goat with 'those' eyes.
Habing said that, bhwe can ishtart kollekting the datapase oph wordj and phrajej that deskripe the halal pingrezi langvage. I bill ishtart bith a phew in the nekst kaament.

Al-Baqr said...

So phew oph the pasics oph pingrezi are:

1) p = b, b = p.
2) f = ph.
3) often, s=j, as in phrajej
4) freedom to replace c with k, as in kaament, which also leads to
5) replace sound of 'o' with 'aa'
6) a few foreign words are allowed, like pooch (for question), din for day, kufr, kaafir, etc.
7) v with bh as in howebher.

Wahamullah said...

Well, that's a good starting point, if we can tabulate your illustration and then update/modify as we move along then it would be helpful.
Anyway, PeeAref is still the holy kitaab, we, the Shias may be out of favour now but who knows? neber say neber aye?!

Anonymous said...

Phor Pakishaitani Quesht
Piggypedia be dha best

Shwear by the Julfa of Brophet Musharraf the last bresident of Bakistan, dhis iz the besht idea Revealed Aphter Sherry Shqueeze.

Abdul Enqyoob Faisalabadi said...

AllahoAkbar!
The burity oph the language must not be bolluted just peecauj some kufr are too stupid to read. Did Mohammed run away from Medina just peecauj some ignoramii saiid they couldn't read the Holy Kitab? Does a camel turb back phrom crossing the desert just peecauj some camel-driver says he has sand in his nose?

Mullah Aalloak-uz-amman bin Ghazi said...

Diyar Jirga Mullahs,

many many aansus are phree phlowing down my cheeks ... to pee united bhunce again with the holee bhuns is magical ...

bliss don't mishtake my magic with vacuum plast ... thij ij my humple emoticon onlee ...

I am opherring servicej of bunjabi urdu ... if the jirga pheel that such boli is ujephool on the plog I will be haanaared ...

bliss to adbhij ...

Wahamullah said...

Mullah Al-okullah

We are waiting with baited breath for your posts, bliss to oplige

Abdul Enqyoob Faisalabadi said...

Bismillah! Inshallah can you bliss make it Pakjabi, not Poonjabi which is kufr and so haraam?

Anonymous said...

Alokabhutanamullah bin Nutroni ibn Atomi,
Bishmnillah,Piggypedia ur Pakshaiteen.

Berry berry belcome to the Shura (shhurra)of the bious bunnes. DAh sixth gate of Baradize iz rezerved phor joo.

Anonymous said...

Bhund-er-fool idea,
100 ver-dginn goats to mullah man-hand-ler for this idea. I am bhwishing to contr-e-butt to this plwog will mail mullah man-hand-ler or should i mail nsnpindi ait uhhaahh?
yours undergroundly
mullah kasim mohammad.

Wahamullah said...

Mullah Kasim Mohammed( k Meht?)
bliss to email mullahmahendra at the rate of googal male dat kam.
alternatively email nsnpindi at the rate of r singh brusellabadi dat kam, put i wonder iph it ij on bounce and delete. The pig boss oph course is Shreemanullah, i yam mere ajjistant onlee. Once i reciebe your email and forward it to pig boss, he should be abal to set you up ASAP
Salams

Anonymous said...

jou are co-rocket.
male saint.