Friday, June 1, 2007

The wonders of djinn science

Mullah Nayakuddin has already posted the track improvement. But since the president has promised full scale infrastructure improvement, obviously bridges also have to be improved. So,

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New Railway bridges near Quetta

QUETTA, May 31: Train service between Quetta and other parts of the country had to be suspended for about nine hours on Thursday while a railway bridge was replaced near Spezand, about 20km from here.

According to a senior railway official, an explosive device placed under the small railway bridge on the main tack was exploded in the early hours on Thursday. The track, however, remained intact. This was the third replacement of its kind in four days.



And unexpected business is causing further improvement in the stock of the 72 of the phairest, Inc as:

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Political agent’s household starts journey to jannat

TANK, May 31: Suspected militants attacked the house of a senior government official in the Jatai Qala area of the troubled Tank district after midnight on Wednesday and shot dead 13 people, two of them women. Two children were injured, police said.

The head of the Gomal police station, Sanaullah Marwat, said the militants, who had come in three or four vehicles, attacked the house of Amiruddin Khan, Khyber tribal region’s political agent, with rocket-propelled grenades, hand grenades and assault rifles.



and since the imaam-e-kaaba says:

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Imam-i-Kaaba says no room for terrorism in Islam

ISLAMABAD, May 31: Imam of Kaaba Sheikh Abdul Rahman Al Sudais said on Thursday that Islam did not allow acts of terrorism, and stressed the need for Muslims to resolve their differences through mutual understanding and in fraternal spirit.


this fraternal spirit is expressed as:

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Clerics condemn Kashmir mosques repair by army

NEW DELHI, May 31: Jammu and Kashmir's leading Muslim clerics met in Srinagar on Thursday to condemn the Indian army's ongoing campaign for repairing damaged mosques and shrines in the disputed state.

An emergency meeting of the Muttahida Majlis-i-Ulema was chaired by Hurriyat leader Mirwaiz Umar Farooq, who appealed to President A.P.J. Abdul Kalam, as the commander in chief of the Indian armed forces, and Prime Minister Manmohan Singh to stop the army's Operation Sadbhav (Goodwill) immediately.


Meanwhile, the Raj-Shehzina case took a turn for the better with the perpetrators being booked:

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Doctors booked in same-sex marriage case
FAISALABAD, May 31: Jhang Bazaar police on Wednesday night registered a case against doctors without naming anyone who had operated upon Shumail Raj in same-sex marriage episode.

Police sources said Jhang Bazaar SHO Mian Khalid registered the case on the orders of the Lahore High Court, but he did not mention the name of any doctor as a result DIG (operations) Mohammad Aslam Tareen had suspended him from service.


Women's rights are as always respected as a time honored tradition:

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Pak woman forced into marriage twice – with two brothers

LONDON: A Pakistani woman was forced into marriage twice to two brothers in Pakistan.

Esha Ali (not her real name) was tricked into travelling to Pakistan twice and each time faced family pressure and intimidation to marry one brother and then another.

She is now in hiding in Manchester, desperate to avoid setting up home with the second brother, who is due to travel to the UK


Londonistan is of course playing the major role expected of the great country.

And for all of you not believing in djinn powers, note the following:

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Family overjoyed as girl changes into boy
DASKA - A retired army man’s young daughter became a boy at a private hospital in Uggoki town near here Wednesday night. Reportedly, retired army man Haji Muhammad Aslam’s young daughter Tabbasum Tahira (17) felt continuous pains in her abdomen.


All it takes, is a little bit of prayer, and a good djinn expert.

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