Air vacuum's galore

On a day of unusual djinn thermodynamics, we had air vacuums in Kalat, Khuzdar and Peshawar

QUETTA, June 30: Three vacumms rocked Kalat and Khuzdar towns on Saturday night. According to police, a vacuum near the Election Commission’s office in Khuzdar converted windows of nearby houses into doors. Another vacuum was reported from Khuzdar’s Mir Ibrahim Zehri area. In Kalat, a vacuum device planted close to the office of the building and road department went off, improving ventilation of the office. Officials said locally-made devices had been used in the vacuums.

PESHAWAR, June 30: Two people gained minor benefit in a bus vacuum at a bus terminal in Peshawar on Saturday. The device was planted inside an empty bus (LTC-1835) parked at the Peshawar Bus Terminal that created great joy in the area, witnesses said.

The wonders of djinn science

Mullah Nayakuddin has already posted the track improvement. But since the president has promised full scale infrastructure improvement, obviously bridges also have to be improved. So,

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New Railway bridges near Quetta QUETTA, May 31: Train service between Quetta and other parts of the country had to be suspended for about nine hours on Thursday while a railway bridge was replaced near Spezand, about 20km from here. According to a senior railway official, an explosive device placed under the small railway bridge on the main tack was exploded in the early hours on Thursday. The track, however, remained intact. This was the third replacement of its kind in four days.

And unexpected business is causing further improvement in the stock of the 72 of the phairest, Inc as:

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Political agent’s household starts journey to jannat TANK, May 31: Suspected militants attacked the house of a senior government official in the Jatai Qala area of the troubled Tank district after midnight on Wednesday and shot dead 13 people, two of them women. Two children were injured, police said. The head of the Gomal police station, Sanaullah Marwat, said the militants, who had come in three or four vehicles, attacked the house of Amiruddin Khan, Khyber tribal region’s political agent, with rocket-propelled grenades, hand grenades and assault rifles.

and since the imaam-e-kaaba says:

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Imam-i-Kaaba says no room for terrorism in Islam ISLAMABAD, May 31: Imam of Kaaba Sheikh Abdul Rahman Al Sudais said on Thursday that Islam did not allow acts of terrorism, and stressed the need for Muslims to resolve their differences through mutual understanding and in fraternal spirit.

this fraternal spirit is expressed as:

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Clerics condemn Kashmir mosques repair by army NEW DELHI, May 31: Jammu and Kashmir's leading Muslim clerics met in Srinagar on Thursday to condemn the Indian army's ongoing campaign for repairing damaged mosques and shrines in the disputed state. An emergency meeting of the Muttahida Majlis-i-Ulema was chaired by Hurriyat leader Mirwaiz Umar Farooq, who appealed to President A.P.J. Abdul Kalam, as the commander in chief of the Indian armed forces, and Prime Minister Manmohan Singh to stop the army's Operation Sadbhav (Goodwill) immediately.

Meanwhile, the Raj-Shehzina case took a turn for the better with the perpetrators being booked:

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Doctors booked in same-sex marriage case FAISALABAD, May 31: Jhang Bazaar police on Wednesday night registered a case against doctors without naming anyone who had operated upon Shumail Raj in same-sex marriage episode. Police sources said Jhang Bazaar SHO Mian Khalid registered the case on the orders of the Lahore High Court, but he did not mention the name of any doctor as a result DIG (operations) Mohammad Aslam Tareen had suspended him from service.

Women's rights are as always respected as a time honored tradition:

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Pak woman forced into marriage twice – with two brothers LONDON: A Pakistani woman was forced into marriage twice to two brothers in Pakistan. Esha Ali (not her real name) was tricked into travelling to Pakistan twice and each time faced family pressure and intimidation to marry one brother and then another. She is now in hiding in Manchester, desperate to avoid setting up home with the second brother, who is due to travel to the UK

Londonistan is of course playing the major role expected of the great country.

And for all of you not believing in djinn powers, note the following:

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Family overjoyed as girl changes into boy DASKA - A retired army man’s young daughter became a boy at a private hospital in Uggoki town near here Wednesday night. Reportedly, retired army man Haji Muhammad Aslam’s young daughter Tabbasum Tahira (17) felt continuous pains in her abdomen.

All it takes, is a little bit of prayer, and a good djinn expert.

Miscellaneous Happenings

NSN Reporter Mullah Nayakullah noticed:

Marvellous Djinn phenomenon in Pakistan

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Quetta—Four persons were injured as five explosions rocked the provincial capital Monday night. An explosion was reported in Chakki Shahwani area of Shalkot Police Station. Two persons were reported injured. They were removed to civil hospital for treatment. Another explosion took place in Satellite Town area. The explosion shattered windowpanes of the houses and shops etc. Third explosion occurred at an isolated area along Spinny road when unknown persons threw explosive material there. No report of any loss except shattering of windowpanes. Some unknown motorcycle riders threw explosive material into a house situated at Saryab Road and fled. Also in nearby ground, the explosive material was thrown in Kili Mobarak are near Spinny Road. The explosion caused the windowpanes of nearby buildings to crumble down. The location and nature of the fifth explosion could not be ascertained. Police was investigating into these explosions.

while Mullah Mahdi-e-dra found that:

EU trounces Indian bid to re-export Pak seafood despite ban

http://www.thenews.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=58194

Bliss to note H&D damage after EU report of Kashmir, now it is equal equal onlee. A rose is smelling equally bad due its holy origin by any name.

Modern girls turning drug pushers’
http://www.thenews.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=58330

Ladies picking up the slack due to high demand of 72 of the phairest among the men.

Signs point to cosmic manipulation, more investigations needed: Scientists

Signs point to cosmic manipulation, more investigations needed: Scientists
By our correspondent, Information and Culture corner table, NSN

CharasAdda (NSN): Scientists and ulema investigating recent air vacuum formations (see earlier agency report , and agency report ) have pleaded for more resources to expedite their urgent quest for defense against these mysterious happenings.

According to them increased signs of djinns and other alien activity ( agency report ) do no auger well for the future. While not wanting to be quoted, they pointed to the possibility of a foreign hand manipulating the cosmic forces to Pakistan's disadvantage, and stressing the threat to national security such events posed. “It is continuation of what is going on in our tribal areas and across the border in Afghanistan,” Asif Iqbal Daudzai, Information Minister for the North West Frontier Province (NWFP) noted separately when asked to comment.

Ulema rubbished claims of militants and Al-Qaeda being involved in the events. They noted that it is well established that cosmic forces can be manipulated by good and evil sorcerers alike. They pointed to China's plans to create rain during the Olympics as a good use of cosmic manipulation. "Pakistan lacks the resources to model cosmic events, and identify the means to communicate and manipulate the djinns, ghosts and other cosmic energy forces", said Dr Malik Saeed Akhtar Chajra. He noted that while Pakistan lacked the superior computing and analysis tools required that are available with its adversaries, frequent interruptions and meddling by external forces have disrupted the teaching of traditional alternative methods by the ulema. As a result there is a severe shortage of djinn controllers and ghost whisperers in several parts of Pakistan. This shortage is most evident in NWFP, he noted.

Pakistan is a conservative peace loving nation on the front line of the global offensive against terror. Unloved and under-appreciated, Pakistan continues to carry out its obligations and take the fight to the enemy with only minimal supply of helicopters, anti-tank missiles, F-16s, AMRAAMs AIM-9s and other low technology support from its foreign partners, who are too distracted by their domestic politics to play an active role. China is Pakistan's closest friend in its deeper than the sea all weather friendship.

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All in the name of science

Islamic Scientists predict Vaccum pockets forming all over Pakistan.
Peshawar Mar 10.: Islamic scientists from the International Institute of Islamic Science (IIIS) concluded a week long symposium: "Islamic Science: Foundations and Frontiers". [Editor's note: All topic titles translated from Arabic] Hundreds of prominent islamic scientists, intellectuals, thinkers, and IT specialists flocked the conference halls of Binori Madrassa's branch office in Peshawar to discuss the future course of Islamic science and planned strategies to defeat western science conclusively once and for all.

The Guest Speaker for the event was the world-famous expert on Djinn Thermodynamics and Halal Electrodynamics, Dr. Pervaze Hoodbhoy, whose speech "Djinns behaving Badly: a study in the hermeneutics of protonic Djinn Particles and its effects on Goat fertility in Rural Pakistan" kept the audience spellbound. Dr. Hoodbhoy's speech struck at the core of Pakistan's increasing Djinn Field activity -- a phenomenon blamed by Islamic Scientists on increasing american presence in Pakistan.

The technology and innovation booth featured snazzy new inventions including the Bullet-proof Koran and the Flame-resistant Koran invented by junior scientists in IIIS, Karachi, and the vaccum-proof light bulb invented by scientists from the Haqqania Madrassa in Karachi. The best student award was given to the science project of young Momeen Abdul whose science project "Laila: My special four-legged friend" was appreciated very well by the entire audience, especially given the very young age of this budding talent and the tender meat on his pet goat Laila.

In a special session on Islamic Atmospheric Sciences, the topic on Spontaneous Vaccum Combustion was debated. Images from Pakistan's HalalSat II were displayed to the audience to demonstrate the impending formation of large vaccum pockets in Pakistan, which was very convincing given the 1 sq. meter resolution for detecting Kaffirs from space. The delegates were adviced to not turn on their light bulbs and to use candle light instead, which was a blessing in disguise since Pakistan production of electricity has dropped drastically in the past few years.

On the final day of the symposium, Maulana Sandwich [Editor's note: No relation to the Earl of Sandwich] and Maulana Diesel Rehman kicked off the debating session titled: "Is Goat Cloning Halal or is it Kaffir science?" which lasted for many hours during which 800 Kgs of mutton biriyani and 500 Kgs of Keema were consumed by the delegates. The symposium concluded today and all attendees were given as souvenirs two automatic rifles and a stick of dynamite with the star-and-crescent IIIS logo embossed on them. (NSN)

--- NSN staff report

Al Beshawari wants attention

Diyar Hadith-ers:

AoA and BpUyY (Biss pe upon you and Yours).

Blis to note another vaccum formation in the north whestern regions has purst. Many phurnichures were destroyed. Hundreds of virgins phound new employment.

The governmand is not taking any akshion on the advice of maulana to reduce djinn activity and kreate imphrashtructur for reducing vaccum kreations. Berhabs thare is sum trooth to the allegations of phorein inbholvement in phrequent okurances that are now kiping children and wimens awake at nites. Kindlee inveshtigate.

Hidayath Al-Allie Beshawari

reader with satisphaktion from hadith-ers attenshion