Industry leaders questioned over leaks of sensitive technology..

16 industry elders arrested in vacuum cases
KHAR (Bajaur Agency), July 1: The political administration has arrested 16 tribal elders from Salarzai tehsil under the territorial responsibility clause of Frontier Technology Regulations (FTR). The arrests were made to reach the people responsible for two air vacuums, in Malasaid and Salarzai areas.

Local technology exports lauded

PESHAWAR: Locally-made technology used in vacuums

PESHAWAR, June 28: Local technology for creating vacuum has been used in most of the recent infrastructure improvement in the province, sources say. The sources said the traders did not have to transport such technology as they could be manufactured in the cities where the improvements were carried out using certain material available locally.

They said the recent improvements in CD shops in Charsadda, Tank, Mardan and Peshawar had been caused by locally-made vaccum.

NGOs are widely appreciated - Pakistan shows it love

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By our correspondent LANDI KOTAL: A bomb exploded at the Resource Centre of Save The Children (US) inside the Agency Headquarters Hospital on here Friday, causing injuries to one person.

Could happen anywhere, a match here, an air vacuum there. Why the fuss? People injure them all the time, quite often when they are saving someone too.

Ulema hold public in awe

Respect for ulema now knows no bounds:

Ulema's words being paid great attention

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PESHAWAR: A bearded man exhorting people to recite the Kalama-e-Shahadat caused further panic in the courtroom of Peshawar High Court Chief Justice Tariq Parvez Khan after a car blast just outside the building on Tuesday. “Why are you lawyers and government officials afraid? Do not be afraid and recite Kalama-e-Shahadat now,” the man shouted out in the courtroom. Others in the courtroom tried to keep their distance from the man, fearing he was a suicide bomber. The man was eventually let out of the court, without being searched or detained. “I was one hundred percent sure that the man was a suicide bomber,” said Advocate Nasrullah, who was in the room.

Every now and then, we all need a shoulder to cry upon..

Bloomberg is reporting that Northern Flight Infantry has imparted training on Islamabad police, which is now doing downhill cross country skiing in the summer.

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"The Red Mosque clerics have released all the policemen they had taken hostage from outside their seminaries,'' Tariq Azeem, the junior minister for information and broadcasting, said in a telephone interview today. "There was no need for use of force."

Of course, not. The force is reserved for speculating in the stock of 72 of the Phairest, Inc. by befriending those who are now called miscreants , reports Anatolian Times:

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"Four miscreants were killed when security forces launched an operation to bust a terrorist training camp at Zargarkhel. Helicopters were also there," Arshad told AFP.

Something happens the same day as the Post Chronicle publishes :

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Pakistan Says No Al-Qaida Base In Country By Staff May 21, 2007 Pakistan said Monday there is no al-Qaida base in the country and dismissed reports of U.S. agents tracing Osama bin Laden to its territory.

See this is a different kind of speculation.

And now for something completely different! The Pink Times is unhappy:

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Trans man jailed in Pakistan over marriage Mr Raj had given a sworn statement that he was a man and complained that his wife’s relatives and the police were threatening them with "dire consequences" if they didn’t divorce. The court had then called the bride's father, Tariq Hussain, who testified that Raj was a woman. Mr Hussain urged the court to annul Mr Raj’s September marriage to his 26-year-old daughter, saying it was against Islam.

An air vacuum bursts near Interior Minister Aftab Ahmed Khan Sherpao's home, and the number of oil tankers travelling in air vacuum pockets during the day reached a new record of 10.

A man we know very well expresses his desire to express his grief in tears.

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“That will be a day of grief for me if these lies and deception triumph over truth and reality ... That will be a very sad day for Pakistan and the point where I will cry,” he said. He insisted the party could still win year-end parliamentary elections.

He said that army is testing the best pillow for him to cry on, already.

Meanwhile, a hard working student of air vacuum technology was prevented from furthering his education with practical training.

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The accused was said to be on a bicycle and was, therefore, easily chased and nabbed. However, his one accomplice, also on a bicycle, escaped. Saeed and his accomplice had allegedly planted the bomb in front of the music shop before fleeing on bicycles.

Other interns are now requesting better modes of transport.

All in a day's neuj

I am nonblussed. Somehow, this is neuj. Is it bojitive?

I dont recollect older item this being posted, so I want to bring this to LalMullah's attenshun. Apparently, his students are getting restless . Moderate enlightenment was promised and instead air vacuums are being delivered. Not cricket at all.

And of course, speaking of air vacuums, this is what a medium sized one does to your large sized enclosed premises:



Be careful playing with those toys, I always say, take them out or you will create an air vacuum in here.

Peshawar haj air vacuum aggcident

Peshawar plast kills onlee 22 http://www.dawn.com/2007/05/16/top1.htm Witnesses and police said that restaurant owner Sadruddin was an Uzbek of Afghan origin and he was a supporter of former Uzbek warlord Abdur Rashid Dostum whose posters adorned walls of the restaurant. “It was definitely a suicide bombing,” chief investigator Fayaz Toru told Dawn, adding that initial investigations indicated that the incident bore all the hallmarks of a suicide bombing. Toru said that police had found nuts and bolts from the bombing site – things normally used in suicide bombings. given that Bakistan is vastly populated by nuts wonder what made him reach that conclusion

In other neuj:
26 more Bakistanis return home turning their back on better life in turkistan http://www.dawn.com/2007/05/16/top15.htm

OIC should be permanent member of UNSC: Attique http://www.dawn.com/2007/05/16/top18.htm
ISLAMABAD, May 15: Prime Minister of Azad Jammu and Kashmir Sardar Attique Ahmad Khan has called for making the Organization of Islamic Conference (OIC) a permanent member of the UNSC

Unhygienic Never Shaven Crooks Compulsary: free Gastro-enteritis treatment for all http://www.dawn.com/2007/05/16/nat9.htm

Another Borld Record phor Bakistan dJinn university producing 20 Phds in 46 years http://www.dawn.com/2007/05/16/local11.htm

Signs point to cosmic manipulation, more investigations needed: Scientists

Signs point to cosmic manipulation, more investigations needed: Scientists
By our correspondent, Information and Culture corner table, NSN

CharasAdda (NSN): Scientists and ulema investigating recent air vacuum formations (see earlier agency report , and agency report ) have pleaded for more resources to expedite their urgent quest for defense against these mysterious happenings.

According to them increased signs of djinns and other alien activity ( agency report ) do no auger well for the future. While not wanting to be quoted, they pointed to the possibility of a foreign hand manipulating the cosmic forces to Pakistan's disadvantage, and stressing the threat to national security such events posed. “It is continuation of what is going on in our tribal areas and across the border in Afghanistan,” Asif Iqbal Daudzai, Information Minister for the North West Frontier Province (NWFP) noted separately when asked to comment.

Ulema rubbished claims of militants and Al-Qaeda being involved in the events. They noted that it is well established that cosmic forces can be manipulated by good and evil sorcerers alike. They pointed to China's plans to create rain during the Olympics as a good use of cosmic manipulation. "Pakistan lacks the resources to model cosmic events, and identify the means to communicate and manipulate the djinns, ghosts and other cosmic energy forces", said Dr Malik Saeed Akhtar Chajra. He noted that while Pakistan lacked the superior computing and analysis tools required that are available with its adversaries, frequent interruptions and meddling by external forces have disrupted the teaching of traditional alternative methods by the ulema. As a result there is a severe shortage of djinn controllers and ghost whisperers in several parts of Pakistan. This shortage is most evident in NWFP, he noted.

Pakistan is a conservative peace loving nation on the front line of the global offensive against terror. Unloved and under-appreciated, Pakistan continues to carry out its obligations and take the fight to the enemy with only minimal supply of helicopters, anti-tank missiles, F-16s, AMRAAMs AIM-9s and other low technology support from its foreign partners, who are too distracted by their domestic politics to play an active role. China is Pakistan's closest friend in its deeper than the sea all weather friendship.

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All in the name of science

Islamic Scientists predict Vaccum pockets forming all over Pakistan.
Peshawar Mar 10.: Islamic scientists from the International Institute of Islamic Science (IIIS) concluded a week long symposium: "Islamic Science: Foundations and Frontiers". [Editor's note: All topic titles translated from Arabic] Hundreds of prominent islamic scientists, intellectuals, thinkers, and IT specialists flocked the conference halls of Binori Madrassa's branch office in Peshawar to discuss the future course of Islamic science and planned strategies to defeat western science conclusively once and for all.

The Guest Speaker for the event was the world-famous expert on Djinn Thermodynamics and Halal Electrodynamics, Dr. Pervaze Hoodbhoy, whose speech "Djinns behaving Badly: a study in the hermeneutics of protonic Djinn Particles and its effects on Goat fertility in Rural Pakistan" kept the audience spellbound. Dr. Hoodbhoy's speech struck at the core of Pakistan's increasing Djinn Field activity -- a phenomenon blamed by Islamic Scientists on increasing american presence in Pakistan.

The technology and innovation booth featured snazzy new inventions including the Bullet-proof Koran and the Flame-resistant Koran invented by junior scientists in IIIS, Karachi, and the vaccum-proof light bulb invented by scientists from the Haqqania Madrassa in Karachi. The best student award was given to the science project of young Momeen Abdul whose science project "Laila: My special four-legged friend" was appreciated very well by the entire audience, especially given the very young age of this budding talent and the tender meat on his pet goat Laila.

In a special session on Islamic Atmospheric Sciences, the topic on Spontaneous Vaccum Combustion was debated. Images from Pakistan's HalalSat II were displayed to the audience to demonstrate the impending formation of large vaccum pockets in Pakistan, which was very convincing given the 1 sq. meter resolution for detecting Kaffirs from space. The delegates were adviced to not turn on their light bulbs and to use candle light instead, which was a blessing in disguise since Pakistan production of electricity has dropped drastically in the past few years.

On the final day of the symposium, Maulana Sandwich [Editor's note: No relation to the Earl of Sandwich] and Maulana Diesel Rehman kicked off the debating session titled: "Is Goat Cloning Halal or is it Kaffir science?" which lasted for many hours during which 800 Kgs of mutton biriyani and 500 Kgs of Keema were consumed by the delegates. The symposium concluded today and all attendees were given as souvenirs two automatic rifles and a stick of dynamite with the star-and-crescent IIIS logo embossed on them. (NSN)

--- NSN staff report

Al Beshawari wants attention

Diyar Hadith-ers:

AoA and BpUyY (Biss pe upon you and Yours).

Blis to note another vaccum formation in the north whestern regions has purst. Many phurnichures were destroyed. Hundreds of virgins phound new employment.

The governmand is not taking any akshion on the advice of maulana to reduce djinn activity and kreate imphrashtructur for reducing vaccum kreations. Berhabs thare is sum trooth to the allegations of phorein inbholvement in phrequent okurances that are now kiping children and wimens awake at nites. Kindlee inveshtigate.

Hidayath Al-Allie Beshawari

reader with satisphaktion from hadith-ers attenshion